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  • The Madcap
    SBR MVP
    • 07-03-10
    • 2808
    #1
    Madcap's Beaver-Pleaser Teasers
    Down here on Tobacco Road there are three things we'll always understand better than you:

    1) Cigarettes
    2) Pulled Pork BBQ
    3) College basketball

    Conference play is finally here. This is where I make my money.

    So here's how it works:

    I'll make some plays. You'll tail them.
    You won't need any fancy write up or explanation, a) because you won't care, and b) because you don't need to understand one's genius to profit off it.

    So I play.
    You tail.
    And then you win.
    And go looking for tail.
    Chicks dig winners.
    And you please that beaver.

    1st Play:

    Georgetown -2 vs West Virginia
    Syracuse -2.5 @ Seton Hall

    2nd Play:

    Michigan State -2 @ Penn St.
    Baylor -1/2 @ Texas Tech

    3rd Play:

    Old Dominion PK     vs George Mason
    Wake Forest +17 @ NCSU

    BONUS PLAY(because I hate the Tarholes and need to bet against them)

    Virginia +11 vs UNC
    Virginia Tech PK vs Florida State
    No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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    • The Madcap
      SBR MVP
      • 07-03-10
      • 2808
      #2
      Marquette +13 @ Pitt
      Mizzou +1/2 @ Colorado
      No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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        • The Madcap
          SBR MVP
          • 07-03-10
          • 2808
          #3
          Sweet Jesus. We haven't even gotten to the 4:00pm slate and I'm already down 0-3. FUK!

          No, that's ok, learn to enjoy losing.

          This is what happens when you get cute and make your pairs based on television tip-off times and not confidence. Let this be a lesson to you.

          And Georgetown--those sorry bastards. Senior back-court, at home in a tight back and forth contest, you're supposed to take control of the action. And yet you fuckos turn the ball over 4 straight times to end the game. You let me down Hoyas.

          Well, I can't just sit here bitching like a loser. Better make a play:

          UCONN +12.5 @ Texas
          St. Johns +9.5 @ Notre Dame
          No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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            • The Madcap
              SBR MVP
              • 07-03-10
              • 2808
              #4
              I can't help myself.....

              BC -1.5 vs GTech
              Miami +8.5 @ Clemson

              UK -1.5 @ UGA
              UAB -1.5 vs UTEP
              No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                • The Madcap
                  SBR MVP
                  • 07-03-10
                  • 2808
                  #5
                  Vandy -1 @ South Carolina
                  Oregon St +23.5 @ Washington
                  No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                    • The Madcap
                      SBR MVP
                      • 07-03-10
                      • 2808
                      #6
                      2-6 at this point. This is what happens when you anger the gambling gods by trying to spread the wealth with a hot hand. Guess I got carried away. Wiping this day off the books. Will return with a level head.
                      No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                        • fishmonger
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-31-08
                          • 1492
                          #7
                          Originally posted by The Madcap
                          2-6 at this point. This is what happens when you anger the gambling gods by trying to spread the wealth with a hot hand. Guess I got carried away. Wiping this day off the books. Will return with a level head.
                          Those guys are fickle. Dam gambling gods. I think a lot of posters have this curse. Post and lose or don't post and win.
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                            • The Madcap
                              SBR MVP
                              • 07-03-10
                              • 2808
                              #8
                              After yesterday's debacle only making one play today:

                              Minnesota +20 @ Ohio State
                              Missouri State +9 @ Wichita State
                              No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                • The Madcap
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 07-03-10
                                  • 2808
                                  #9
                                  Since Minnesota covered with 17 points to spare I'm feeling confident. Making another play:

                                  Xavier +6 @ Rhode Island
                                  USC -1 vs UCLA
                                  No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                    • The Madcap
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 07-03-10
                                      • 2808
                                      #10
                                      All right. 2-0 on the day. Learned my lesson, keeping the card small rest of the season.
                                      No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                        • The Madcap
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 07-03-10
                                          • 2808
                                          #11
                                          What is with this shit?
                                          No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                            • The Madcap
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 07-03-10
                                              • 2808
                                              #12
                                              OK, wasn't going to make a play today, but getting Elon as a pick'em against UNCG is like a freebie.

                                              Elon (PK) @ UNCG
                                              Notre Dame (+7) @ Marquette
                                              No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                                • fishmonger
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 12-31-08
                                                  • 1492
                                                  #13
                                                  What you think of BG +8 at Kent? Thinking BG and the points.
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                                                    • The Madcap
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 07-03-10
                                                      • 2808
                                                      #14
                                                      Good thing you didn't end up taking Bowling Green.
                                                      No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                                        • The Madcap
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 07-03-10
                                                          • 2808
                                                          #15
                                                          Lost track of time and missed the 7pm lines. Which is a shame, because I would have pounded Texas (-3) with whatever UCONN was laying against Rutgers. So now I have to make up for it. Not sure I really like the 9pm slate, but who says you have to like it?

                                                          Illinois (PK) @ Penn State
                                                          Florida + 7 @ Tennessee

                                                          NCSU (+9.5) @ BC
                                                          Under 150 (NCSU@BC)

                                                          C'mon PACK. Don't let me down now boys. I know I told myself never to bet on you anymore. But what can I say. You're my boys dammit.
                                                          No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                                            • The Madcap
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 07-03-10
                                                              • 2808
                                                              #16
                                                              See a lot of enticing plays out there tonight. Not sure how this is going to go. (5-9 coming into the night. Looking for some redemption.)

                                                              Villanova (PK) vs Louisville
                                                              George Mason (-1.5) @ Northeastern

                                                              SAN DIEGO STATE (-1.5) vs Unlv
                                                              CLEMSON (-3.5) vs Georgia Tech

                                                              Memphis (-2) @ SMU
                                                              Duke (-3.5) @ FSU

                                                              Maryland (-9.5) @ Wake Forest
                                                              Under 153 (Colorado @ KState)
                                                              No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                                                • The Madcap
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 07-03-10
                                                                  • 2808
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Akron (-1.5) vs Ohio
                                                                  Davidson (+1/2) vs Furman

                                                                  Hofstra (-1/2) @ Towson
                                                                  Wichita State (+1/2) @ Creighton

                                                                  Georgetown (+1 1/2) vs Pitt
                                                                  Iowa State (+13 1/2) vs Kansas
                                                                  No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                                                    • The Madcap
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 07-03-10
                                                                      • 2808
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Holy Jesus Georgetown. YOU SUCK. I'm never betting on you again. Damn you Hoyas.

                                                                      Iowa State (+13 1/2) vs Kansas
                                                                      LBST (-7) vs UC Davis
                                                                      No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                                                        • The Madcap
                                                                          SBR MVP
                                                                          • 07-03-10
                                                                          • 2808
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Northern Iowa (+1/2) @ ILL St.
                                                                          Iowa (+2 1/2) vs Northwestern

                                                                          Arizona St (+1/2) vs Tulsa
                                                                          Idaho (-1/2) vs Nevada
                                                                          No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                                                            • JT OZ
                                                                              SBR MVP
                                                                              • 08-16-10
                                                                              • 2076
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Gtown is awful, no idea why they were favored tonight but I went the other way and teased Pitt to 7.5
                                                                                Comment
                                                                                • The Madcap
                                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                                  • 07-03-10
                                                                                  • 2808
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by JT OZ
                                                                                  Gtown is awful, no idea why they were favored tonight but I went the other way and teased Pitt to 7.5
                                                                                  Nicely done.

                                                                                  I saw them beat Memphis and win at Missouri, sort of figured they were a decent team. And it was hard for me to see them dropping to 1-4 in the Big East with back to back losses at home. But I've learned my lesson. Not betting on them anymore.
                                                                                  No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                                                                    • The Madcap
                                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                                      • 07-03-10
                                                                                      • 2808
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Well thanks to Long Beach State blowing a 15 pt lead with 7 minutes to play, I ended the night 5-5. Still a shitty 10-14 on the season. Ugly.
                                                                                      (7-0 straight up so far this week amazingly enough. Retarded)

                                                                                      Minnesota (+7) vs Purdue
                                                                                      Over 112 (ODU @ Drexel)

                                                                                      UNC (-1.5) vs VTECH
                                                                                      Oregon (+9.5) vs USC
                                                                                      No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                                                                        • The Madcap
                                                                                          SBR MVP
                                                                                          • 07-03-10
                                                                                          • 2808
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Oregon +10.5 vs USC
                                                                                          Portland -6 vs Loyola Marymount
                                                                                          No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                                                                            • The Madcap
                                                                                              SBR MVP
                                                                                              • 07-03-10
                                                                                              • 2808
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              12-15 on the season. Thanks Portland for blowing a ten point lead with ten minutes to play.

                                                                                              Memphis (PK) vs Marshall
                                                                                              Villanova (-2)

                                                                                              Penn St. (+23) @ Ohio State
                                                                                              Over 130 (Duke vs UVA)

                                                                                              USC (-1) @ Oregon State
                                                                                              Long Beach State (PK) vs Pacific

                                                                                              Kansas State (-8) vs Texas Tech
                                                                                              UCONN (-5) @ Depaul
                                                                                              No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                                                                                • The Madcap
                                                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                                                  • 07-03-10
                                                                                                  • 2808
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Fukk this posting bullshit. Here are the last ten totals for UVA@Duke:

                                                                                                  152
                                                                                                  145
                                                                                                  146
                                                                                                  168
                                                                                                  133
                                                                                                  197
                                                                                                  175
                                                                                                  164
                                                                                                  192
                                                                                                  184

                                                                                                  I tease the over to 130.

                                                                                                  Score ten minutes in? 11-11.

                                                                                                  Oh, and Maryland, fukking Maryland, who has been making the ACC look like dogshit for years by losing outside the conference to shit teams and never getting a signature win except against Duke, well they finally decide that maybe they should win a non-conference game against a top ranked opponent, and the one time they do, I've picked them to lose. FUK YOU MARYLAND.
                                                                                                  No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                                                                                    • The Madcap
                                                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                                                      • 07-03-10
                                                                                                      • 2808
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Well hot damn. Maryland ended up melting down like they always do, and Duke/UVA both managed to figure out how to find the hoop. 2-0 on the day so far. Let's keep it going.
                                                                                                      No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                                                                                        • The Madcap
                                                                                                          SBR MVP
                                                                                                          • 07-03-10
                                                                                                          • 2808
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Cal +10 vs. Washington
                                                                                                          Under 151 1/2 (Washington vs Cal)
                                                                                                          No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                                                                                            • fishmonger
                                                                                                              SBR MVP
                                                                                                              • 12-31-08
                                                                                                              • 1492
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              reaching the .500 mark. You should post your straight plays.
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                                                                                                                • The Madcap
                                                                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                                                                  • 07-03-10
                                                                                                                  • 2808
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by fishmonger
                                                                                                                  reaching the .500 mark. You should post your straight plays.
                                                                                                                  No way. I'm not screwing up the good thing I got going with that.
                                                                                                                  No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                                                                                                    • The Madcap
                                                                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                                                                      • 07-03-10
                                                                                                                      • 2808
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Illinois (PK) vs Michigan St.
                                                                                                                      Northwestern (-2.5) vs Michigan

                                                                                                                      Georgetown (+1/2) @ Seton Hall
                                                                                                                      Nebraska (PK) vs Colorado
                                                                                                                      No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                                                                                                        • The Madcap
                                                                                                                          SBR MVP
                                                                                                                          • 07-03-10
                                                                                                                          • 2808
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Marquette (-13 1/2) vs Depaul
                                                                                                                          Kentucky (-1/2) @ Alabama
                                                                                                                          No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                                                                                                            • fishmonger
                                                                                                                              SBR MVP
                                                                                                                              • 12-31-08
                                                                                                                              • 1492
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I took bama +4.5 but I was pulling for you at the end so we both could hit.
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                                                                                                                                • The Madcap
                                                                                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                                                                                  • 07-03-10
                                                                                                                                  • 2808
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  17-18 on the year. Taking some smaller games tonight. Mainly home favs in close ones. We'll see how it goes.

                                                                                                                                  Notre Dame (PK) vs Cincy
                                                                                                                                  South Carolina (PK) vs Arkansas

                                                                                                                                  Missouri St (PK) @ Indiana St.
                                                                                                                                  UNLV (-8 1/2) vs Colorado St.

                                                                                                                                  Delaware (PK) vs Northeastern
                                                                                                                                  Buffalo (PK) vs Kent St

                                                                                                                                  Ball St (PK) @ E. Michigan
                                                                                                                                  Xavier (-1) @ St. Bonny

                                                                                                                                  Oklahoma St (-1/2) vs Iowa State
                                                                                                                                  Texas (-2.5) vs Texas A&M
                                                                                                                                  No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                                                                                                                    • The Madcap
                                                                                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                                                                                      • 07-03-10
                                                                                                                                      • 2808
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Well not a bad night. Could have been 5-0 on the night if not for the refs bailing out Indiana St. on a bogus foul call with less than a second to play. But I'll take 4-1 any day. That makes it 21-19 on the year, finally bringing me back above .500, and 19-12 since that opening post day 2-7 debacle. Things are turning around.
                                                                                                                                      No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                                                                                                                        • The Madcap
                                                                                                                                          SBR MVP
                                                                                                                                          • 07-03-10
                                                                                                                                          • 2808
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          All right, feeling pretty good. Another 5 carder....

                                                                                                                                          Maryland (-1.5) vs VTECH
                                                                                                                                          OVER 119.5 (SFLA @ Rutgers)

                                                                                                                                          Denver (+1/2) vs Ark St
                                                                                                                                          Cal Riverside (+1/2) vs Cal Poly

                                                                                                                                          Florida (-8.5) @ Auburn
                                                                                                                                          Wright State (-2.5) @ Youngstown State

                                                                                                                                          FIU (+1) vs ARK-LR
                                                                                                                                          Elon (+6) vs Davidson

                                                                                                                                          Rutgers (PK) vs SFLA
                                                                                                                                          Central Michigan (-1) vs N. Illinois
                                                                                                                                          No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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