Twas the night before Christmas and the spreads were all set
Not a creature was stirring for no one could bet.
The parlays were hung in their minds with care
In hopes that a 5 teamer they somehow would share
I logged into my sportsbook and started to play
understanding there's "no action" for at least one more day.
I was tempted to the casino to try some roulette
although I knew that was one foolish bet.
So I bided my time and waited for pointspreads
and I posted and read from all major sports heads.
Finally the big day had arrived
for it was Christmas and the lines were devised
I studied and chatted and betted on games
as I watched them on TV I used Vulgar names
At the end of the day I wondered how I had done
So I logged on to the internet to see if I'd won.
When the page loaded up I was stunned and dismayed
You see I forgot to confirm those bets that I made
So as that small fortune was out of my sight
I say Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
Not a creature was stirring for no one could bet.
The parlays were hung in their minds with care
In hopes that a 5 teamer they somehow would share
I logged into my sportsbook and started to play
understanding there's "no action" for at least one more day.
I was tempted to the casino to try some roulette
although I knew that was one foolish bet.
So I bided my time and waited for pointspreads
and I posted and read from all major sports heads.
Finally the big day had arrived
for it was Christmas and the lines were devised
I studied and chatted and betted on games
as I watched them on TV I used Vulgar names
At the end of the day I wondered how I had done
So I logged on to the internet to see if I'd won.
When the page loaded up I was stunned and dismayed
You see I forgot to confirm those bets that I made
So as that small fortune was out of my sight
I say Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!