best...story...ever

[Aristocles]

crapping in a trash can is better i think, that takes imagination and balls. steal a man purse is not.

Although not as relevant, the mad trash can 'shitter' is definitely funnier. Nevertheless, this is a funny story.

[thebestthereis]

i forgot about this

[Karps22]

WTF is true? LOL

[ijrod21i]

I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with this being the best story ever told. I would have to say the best story ever told would be the story of Jesus, Julius Ceasar, Marc Antony or Star Wars.

[ishop]

Really funny story..

[thomas6512]

Good job w/ the story

[BiffTFinancial]

Although not as relevant, the mad trash can 'shitter' is definitely funnier. Nevertheless, this is a funny story.

i actually have some business cards and a 'from-the-desk-of' pad from the guy who shat in his trashcan. i had a buddy who worked there. i offered 100 bucks apiece for the trash can and his name plate from his door, but he wasn't able to pull that off. one of the most amazing stories ever. they tried to offer him disability leave and he turned it down and wanted to keep working. they worked out some sort of severance - who wants to fire a crazy person? - and he's moved out to california. only use the pad and the cards when i really want to freak someone out by leaving on their desk the name of someone fired for crapping in his office trashcan. 100% effective.

on a related note, i can't wait for college hoops, esp when i went 4-8 on football. worst weekend this year. bah. here's hoping Berman picks the Vikes so i can justify doubling my Jets bet.

[BiffTFinancial]

ok, bobby gonzalez update. he gave an interview to fanhouse. it was reported on espn late last week:

Pointing to the successes at Seton Hall, and claiming that while there and at Manhattan his teams won 80 percent of their games against New York-New Jersey area opposition, Gonzalez said: "It's not just me, it's terrific coaches working hard, terrific players, terrific recruits, tough kids. We had a lot of big wins (at Seton Hall). We were at Manhattan and we had some big wins.

"A lot of people were happy when we were let go. I said, 'That's probably because we won.' When you lose, you're a nice guy, but when you win ... "

yes, bobby gonzalez was fired for winning too much. the world is full of haters. it just makes you want to cry into your purse. stay strong, bobby.

[Bartmeister]

I guess he thought the dumpster was for taking a dump also, LOL.

[eatdust11]

This guy was a terrible coach and obviously isn't honest either... looks like its a good thing Seton Hall finally got rid of him