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  • extenzeuser
    SBR Sharp
    • 02-14-10
    • 396

    #1
    Guaranteed Money!!!
    So I was watching some NIT games tonight and something dawned on me....i can make people a lot of money with a game that is guaranteed money and only smart people can see the value of......i realized that lehigh has a chance against kansas for the following reasons:

    1. Coach Reed preaches a fast-tempo offense and mind-boggling defense that throws the opponents for a loop. He is no stranger to the tourney as he has been there 3 times before with a record of 0-3.

    2. Up and rising star freshmen CJ Mccollum handles the ball like a pro and when he makes a move on a defender they look like Helen Keller trying to run an obstacle course. He also leads the team with 19 ppg. Look for him to score about 28 against Kansas. Not to mention he also shoots 3-pointers like J-mac in his last home game.

    3. Kansas is coming into the game thinkin "Lehigh?...where the hell is that?....we will kick their ass.... the number one seed has never lost first round.....this game is gonna be easy....my ass really itches....we're kansas we won the championship two years ago, what have they done?...." Well I am here to tell you they ****in beat Lafayette for the patriot league conf. championship THATS WHAT THEY DID!!

    4. Lehigh has a player with first name Prentice

    5. All you nay-sayers will prolly write to me "hey extenzeuser....these guys from lehigh barely beat a school called New Jersey Institute of Technology....wtf is that?"....in which I will reply "**** YOU!" Lehigh prolly deserved to be the number one seed but the NCAA put disciplinary sanctions on them when they were caught 30 years ago illegally recruiting Bryant "Big Country" Reeves, Rik Smits, Rony Seikaly, Luc Longley, and Greg Ostertag.

    6. Lastly, take a look at the stats....there is no comparison....well i could only find one stat and it is FT% and course Lehigh is shooting better than Kansas 71.6% to 70.1%, respectively. I couldnt find any other stats but Lehigh is prolly beating them. So once the game is winding down and Lehigh is up, they will be hitting their FT's while Kansas is shooting theirs like the red-haired guy from elephant man.

    My prediction.......Lehigh 89 Kansas 72
  • 2daBank
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-26-09
    • 88966

    #2
    no fukkin way you think ku loses....fuk i read all that thinking Lehigh with the points may not be bad then i get to your final score and realize you are retarded
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    • THE PROFIT
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-27-09
      • 17701

      #3
      This place is leniant, too leniant sometimes, with dumbasses!
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      • dknight734
        SBR MVP
        • 01-10-10
        • 2268

        #4
        u tell'em banker
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        • sportsguy04
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-21-08
          • 11885

          #5
          This guy may have a mild case of down syndrome.

          Kansas loses by 17? wow.
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          • itchypickle
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-05-09
            • 21452

            #6
            Originally posted by 2daBank
            no fukkin way you think ku loses....fuk i read all that thinking Lehigh with the points may not be bad then i get to your final score and realize you are retarded
            Yeah thats a couple minutes of my life I'll never get back. You do realize April Fools day is still a couple weeks away right??
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            • Mikail
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 07-19-09
              • 21689

              #7
              WTF? Is this guy serious?
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              • Mikail
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-19-09
                • 21689

                #8
                Lehigh
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                • THE PROFIT
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-27-09
                  • 17701

                  #9
                  We cant mention the competition here, but I know of a forum where if you posted this you would be making 2 posts in one
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                  • princesspolamalu
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 02-10-10
                    • 373

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sportsguy04
                    This guy may have a mild case of down syndrome.

                    Kansas loses by 17? wow.

                    After Roger Federer cost me a 10 team parlay I was pretty bummed....However reading this thread made my laugh. So feeling a little better. This guy must have been drinking or something.

                    Everyone should just take Lehigh +7000 and really get paid. What an idiot!
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                    • THE PROFIT
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-27-09
                      • 17701

                      #11
                      Him & ZBOIZ have started a syndicate
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                      • 2daBank
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 01-26-09
                        • 88966

                        #12
                        Originally posted by princesspolamalu
                        After Roger Federer cost me a 10 team parlay I was pretty bummed....However reading this thread made my laugh. So feeling a little better. This guy must have been drinking or something.

                        drinking what? bleach
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                        • suckerforparlays
                          Restricted User
                          • 02-15-10
                          • 4536

                          #13
                          you no what the funny part is if this happens this guys article is gonna be worth a million bucks lol
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                          • 2daBank
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 01-26-09
                            • 88966

                            #14
                            Originally posted by suckerforparlays
                            you no what the funny part is if this happens this guys article is gonna be worth a million bucks lol

                            if it does hit (which no fukkin way it will) ill still call him a fukkin retard!!!!

                            probably says this about the best team every year just hoping to get that one shining moment
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                            • dknight734
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-10-10
                              • 2268

                              #15
                              if ku loses not that i'm betting on that game, but if they lose, forget the spread, i'm done with gambling all together.
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                              • princesspolamalu
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 02-10-10
                                • 373

                                #16
                                Kansas will prob win by 30.....These guys are in the Patriot League. I checked out the sched and they didnt win any quality games really. Two losses to Navy...a loss to Stony Brook, Dayton, St Joes. And it took them OT to beat Deleware St. I dont think so . Ill take my chances with Kansas and the points.
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                                • iceminers26
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-13-08
                                  • 15600

                                  #17
                                  reason #5
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                                  • your pixel army
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 12-15-09
                                    • 454

                                    #18
                                    I love this post Extenze
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                                    • WillC
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 11-10-09
                                      • 1831

                                      #19
                                      Im on it.

                                      GL
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                                      • JuicedUp
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-20-10
                                        • 3396

                                        #20
                                        Lehigh FTW!!!
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                                        • mangina11
                                          SBR Sharp
                                          • 02-01-10
                                          • 397

                                          #21
                                          HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i cant stop laughing in class. Bryant Big country Reeves, Rick Smitz, Rony Sikely, Greg Osteertag hahahahahahah any of you who think this is a serious post are also retarded. Jesus christ this is funny...
                                          my favorite part by far is when extenze user tells us what kansas is "thinking" and throws in "my ass really itches" J-Mac HAHAHA the kid with autism who scored like 27 points if im not mistaken. Extenze this is the greatest piece of literature ive seen on here yet.
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                                          • jram68
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 12-16-09
                                            • 693

                                            #22
                                            LMAO, a #1 has NEVER lost to a 16 seed, much less a STRONG Kansas team! I doubt they will have a ML for that game. I'm not betting this game so GL with your play!
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                                            • killersweet
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 12-02-08
                                              • 1483

                                              #23
                                              1 or 2 pt upset? no, has to be a blowout upset ha
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                                              • FHCI30
                                                SBR High Roller
                                                • 01-22-10
                                                • 233

                                                #24
                                                lmao i thought he was gonna call a siena upset but then i saw kansas and then i got confused.
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                                                • aman86
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 08-29-09
                                                  • 3115

                                                  #25
                                                  kansas the play here, they beat 8-9 teams by 26 or more points already this season... c'mon
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                                                  • Gary'sTerp2010
                                                    SBR High Roller
                                                    • 01-12-10
                                                    • 222

                                                    #26
                                                    lol kansas will win the whole tourny!
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                                                    • CappinTerp
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 11-26-09
                                                      • 9650

                                                      #27
                                                      You have a better chance of seeing the Easter Bunny. ????
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                                                      • thebestthereis
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 03-01-09
                                                        • 11459

                                                        #28
                                                        accuscore said so
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                                                        • Wilforth
                                                          Restricted User
                                                          • 05-10-08
                                                          • 16309

                                                          #29
                                                          BOL
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                                                          • NYsportsfreak
                                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                                            • 04-06-09
                                                            • 510

                                                            #30
                                                            this is the same jerk off who always posts how he has diarrhea all the time...so he may literally be retarded
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                                                            • sweethook
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 11-21-07
                                                              • 12667

                                                              #31
                                                              well if you feel that way u can get rich , i think you could get 50-1 odds some where
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                                                              • Bookiller
                                                                SBR High Roller
                                                                • 03-13-10
                                                                • 181

                                                                #32
                                                                leigh wins by 16 over ku? quit smoking crack,
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                                                                • KACK
                                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                                  • 11-19-09
                                                                  • 976

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I just really can't believe someone would post that and be serious.... Please let me be your book.... I wouldn't ever have to work....
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                                                                  • princesspolamalu
                                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                                    • 02-10-10
                                                                    • 373

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by jram68
                                                                    LMAO, a #1 has NEVER lost to a 16 seed, much less a STRONG Kansas team! I doubt they will have a ML for that game. I'm not betting this game so GL with your play!

                                                                    Yeah there is a money line....its 20K to 1. @ 5dimes How crazy is that!
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                                                                    • mangina11
                                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                                      • 02-01-10
                                                                      • 397

                                                                      #35
                                                                      How do you people think he serious? Take a joke you retards, this is literature greatness!
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