WTF time to stop losing
This is the time Tomato should be cruising
Although basketball is not his best sport
Gambling is easy! Not like understanding a tort
One more time Tomato fades Kentucky
Even though in the past it has been quite sucky
Mississippi State, Vanderbilt, have let Tomato down
As late collapses has made Tomato frown
Can Tennessee be the team to end that streak?
Or will once again the team prove to be weak?
Bruce Pearl is one interesting dude
Wouldn't give Tomato an autograph, how rude
This poem was short like a haiku
Fans of Tomato, please don't boo
For Tomato has some bets to place
Less than 20 minutes, he has to race
Play the Volunteers! It's a +EV bet
Even though this will be one you have to sweat
Maybe a teaser will calm your nerves
Tomato is out! Has to prepare hors d'oeuvres
TENNESSEE +3
This is the time Tomato should be cruising
Although basketball is not his best sport
Gambling is easy! Not like understanding a tort
One more time Tomato fades Kentucky
Even though in the past it has been quite sucky
Mississippi State, Vanderbilt, have let Tomato down
As late collapses has made Tomato frown
Can Tennessee be the team to end that streak?
Or will once again the team prove to be weak?
Bruce Pearl is one interesting dude
Wouldn't give Tomato an autograph, how rude
This poem was short like a haiku
Fans of Tomato, please don't boo
For Tomato has some bets to place
Less than 20 minutes, he has to race
Play the Volunteers! It's a +EV bet
Even though this will be one you have to sweat
Maybe a teaser will calm your nerves
Tomato is out! Has to prepare hors d'oeuvres
TENNESSEE +3
