Parlay 2/22 - Let me show you how it's done

[Taint]

2/22/14 8:31am $2,000.00 $1,391.01 Pending 6 Team Parlay

Pending 2/22/14 12:00pm College Basketball 526 North Carolina -1350* vs Wake Forest

Pending 2/22/14 2:00pm College Basketball 548 Virginia -900* vs Notre Dame

Pending 2/22/14 4:00pm College Basketball 572 Kentucky -800* vs LSU

Pending 2/22/14 4:00pm College Basketball 578 St. Bonaventure -700* vs Rhode Island

Pending 2/22/14 8:00pm College Basketball 634 Wichita State -2500* vs Drake

Pending 2/22/14 9:30pm College Basketball 652 Memphis U -1600* vs Temple



Please don't say I'm an idiot eating chalk or whatever the hell it's called, I've looked into these games to the best of my abilities and I'm very confident in this bet, started last Sunday with 50$ And now at 2,500$ Gl with ur bets

[mikmik]

Man I hate your Virginia play

[Taint]

Man I hate your Virginia play

I l-l-l-love it, if va wants to keep 1st, they need this win. Plus the fighting Irish have one pathetic win on the road.

[2Shirts]

Nice man - people could bust your chops all they want, but at the end of the day you're the one with 2G's. Was on a similar run myself a few weeks back and pissed it away (my money management is laughable at times) and I've been trying to get back to about 2 or 3K and and cashout. Hope this cashes for you today.

[Taint]

Nice man - people could bust your chops all they want, but at the end of the day you're the one with 2G's. Was on a similar run myself a few weeks back and pissed it away (my money management is laughable at times) and I've been trying to get back to about 2 or 3K and and cashout. Hope this cashes for you today.

Thanks and I used my same type of betting style to get here as I did last month idk if you saw my thread

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/2798324-how-i-turned-53-into-5-000-under-3-weeks.html

[Taint]

Nice man - people could bust your chops all they want, but at the end of the day you're the one with 2G's. Was on a similar run myself a few weeks back and pissed it away (my money management is laughable at times) and I've been trying to get back to about 2 or 3K and and cashout. Hope this cashes for you today.

Lol your money management can't be more funny than mine lol

2/21/14 8:47pm $2,361.33 $2,521.33 Wager Won $2,300.00 $61.33 Win 2/21/14 4:15pm ATP Tennis 201 Rafael Nadal -3750* vs Joao Sousa

[2Shirts]

Thanks and I used my same type of betting style to get here as I did last month idk if you saw my thread

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...r-3-weeks.html

Yeah, I recall seeing it at the time - pretty sick run. Again, good luck today.

[SamDiamond]

2/22/14 8:31am $2,000.00 $1,391.01 Pending 6 Team Parlay

Pending 2/22/14 12:00pm College Basketball 526 North Carolina -1350* vs Wake Forest

Pending 2/22/14 2:00pm College Basketball 548 Virginia -900* vs Notre Dame

Pending 2/22/14 4:00pm College Basketball 572 Kentucky -800* vs LSU

Pending 2/22/14 4:00pm College Basketball 578 St. Bonaventure -700* vs Rhode Island (LOSER)

Pending 2/22/14 8:00pm College Basketball 634 Wichita State -2500* vs Drake

Pending 2/22/14 9:30pm College Basketball 652 Memphis U -1600* vs Temple



Please don't say I'm an idiot eating chalk or whatever the hell it's called, I've looked into these games to the best of my abilities and I'm very confident in this bet, started last Sunday with 50$ And now at 2,500$ Gl with ur bets

[SamDiamond]

And the truth is---

He got lucky in 2 other games...

He should have lost the Kentucky/LSU game, and he needed OT for Memphis to beat Temple.

Chalky parlays do not work.

I still can't stop laughing at this.

[mikmik]

Thought ND was his demise

[SamDiamond]

Thought ND was his demise

I love the title, "LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE"---

Every single bet he posts on here loses.

He does a lot of posting after the fact, but if you look at the 4 bets he posted in his other thread-- they all lost too.

He got lucky one time-- and he convinced himself he is good.

I can't stop laughing at the idea of him betting into that much chalk and losing. It's the fuking funniest thing I have seen here in a long time.

[tsimmns]

So now you are only up 500

[SamDiamond]

So now you are only up 500

Oh, you missed a lot.

He made 14-- that is right, 14--50 dollar deposits totaling 900.

He won 900 back-- and then another 300, bringing his total up to 1200.

He is counting that as profit.

900 of his balance is deposits, so he is down 400.

I am not joking.

[Taint]

Figures the Bonnie's choke, made some bets yesterday and didn't bust

2/22/14 2:08pm $570.00 $720.00 Wager Won $370.00 $200.00 Win 2/22/14 12:00pm College Basketball 526 North Carolina 2nd Half -185* vs Wake Forest

2/22/14 5:58pm $1,131.43 $1,131.43 Wager Won $720.00 $411.43 Win 2/22/14 4:00pm College Basketball 582 Richmond -175* vs La Salle



Then made 3 parlays yesterday fukkin gonzaga blew it to get back up to 2.5k so it broke even again.

2/22/14 6:05pm -$350.00 $781.43 1 Wager(s) Placed $350.00 $503.06 Win 5 Team Parlay

Win 2/22/14 7:30pm College Basketball 614 Kansas -650* vs Texas

Win 2/22/14 8:00pm College Basketball 634 Wichita State -2500* vs Drake

Win 2/22/14 9:00pm College Basketball 646 BYU -970* vs Portland U

Win 2/22/14 9:30pm College Basketball 652 Memphis U -1350* vs Temple

Win 2/22/14 8:30pm ATP Tennis 325 M.Cilic Games Won -2 -140* vs J.Isner Games Won

And

2/22/14 6:15pm -$81.43 $0.00 1 Wager(s) Placed $81.43 $219.93 Win 6 Team Parlay
Win 2/22/14 8:00pm College Basketball 634 Wichita State -2500* vs Drake

Win 2/22/14 9:00pm College Basketball 646 BYU -970* vs Portland U

Win 2/22/14 9:30pm College Basketball 652 Memphis U -1350* vs Temple

Win 2/22/14 10:00pm College Basketball 658 New Mexico -185* vs San Diego State

Win 2/22/14 8:30pm ATP Tennis 325 M.Cilic Games Won -2 -145* vs J.Isner Games Won

Win 2/22/14 6:30pm ATP Doubles Tennis 353 B.Bryan/M.Bryan -650* vs R.Harrison/J.Sock

And the loser that would have brought me back to 2.5k, it's fukked up cause 5D limited me when I was gonna go all in on the first one ^^^ but was forced to make 3

2/22/14 6:07pm -$700.00 $81.43 1 Wager(s) Placed $700.00 $638.32 Loss 4 Team Parlay
Win 2/22/14 8:00pm College Basketball 634 Wichita State -2500* vs Drake

Win 2/22/14 8:00pm College Basketball 640 Boise State -310* vs UNLV

Win 2/22/14 9:30pm College Basketball 652 Memphis U -1350* vs Temple

Loss 2/22/14 11:59pm College Basketball 663 Gonzaga -340* vs San Diego


Now I have a 1k parlay with 153$ left over


2/23/14 8:45am -$1,000.00 $153.00 1 Wager(s) Placed $1,000.00 $1,848.97 Pending 4 Team Parlay

Pending 2/23/14 4:15pm College Basketball 818 Nebraska -240* vs Purdue

Pending 2/23/14 2:00pm College Basketball 830 Connecticut -290* vs SMU

Pending 2/23/14 5:00pm College Basketball 834 Creighton -1250* vs Seton Hall

Pending 2/23/14 3:00pm ATP Tennis 302 Marin Cilic -260* vs Kevin Anderson

Uconn and neb are both dominant home teams playing 2 shot road teams that they lost to in Jan.

Creighton is the better team.

Cilic is on fire and Anderson is lucky to be in the finals.

If it wins I'll be at 2.9k and turned a bust out into a 400 weekend gain

[Taint]

Oh, you missed a lot.

He made 14-- that is right, 14--50 dollar deposits totaling 900.

He won 900 back-- and then another 300, bringing his total up to 1200.

He is counting that as profit.

900 of his balance is deposits, so he is down 400.

I am not joking.

I'm not down anything.. I'm playing with house money, something you'll never experience.


Edit: you can go back into your cave now little troll, if it loses you can feel free to bump it again. A loser like u enjoys seeing others lose so you don't feel alone, you degenerate fuk

[tsimmns]

Just curious why your 5D post show up like this? My recent wagers look like this

229549880-1	2/22/14 9:06pm	$13.00	$10.00	$0.00	Loss	4 Team Teaser (ties push) Teaser tp 13fb & 10bk
					Loss	2/22/14 9:30pm College Basketball 652 Memphis U -4 * vs Temple
					Win	2/22/14 9:00pm College Basketball 661 Arizona +6 * vs Colorado
	2/22/14 9:18pm				Win	2/22/14 11:59pm College Basketball 666 Hawaii -5 * vs UC Davis
229468487-1	2/22/14 3:50pm	$172.50	$30.00	$202.50	Win	2/22/14 4:00pm College Basketball 572 Kentucky -575* vs LSU
229408750-1	2/22/14 11:59am	$116.00	$34.12	$150.12	Win	2/22/14 12:00pm College Basketball 533 Florida -340* vs Mississippi
229127582-1	2/20/14 6:55pm	$130.00	$50.00	$180.00	Win	2/20/14 7:00pm College Basketball 527 Michigan State -260* vs Purdue
228961448-1	2/19/14 7:01pm	$5.00	$19.67	$0.00	Loss	5 Team Parlay
					Win	2/19/14 7:00pm College Basketball 739 Saint Louis -345* vs George Mason
					Win	2/19/14 8:00pm College Basketball 755 Creighton -150* vs Marquette
					Win	2/19/14 8:00pm College Basketball 757 Wichita State -960* vs Loyola Chicago
					Loss	2/19/14 9:00pm College Basketball 776 Minnesota U -340* vs Illinois
					Win	2/19/14 10:00pm College Basketball 777 Arizona -165* vs Utah U
228815839-1	2/18/14 8:58pm	$100.00	$15.38	$115.38	Win	2/18/14 9:00pm College Basketball 545 Duke -650* vs Georgia Tech
228683126-1	2/17/14 7:02pm	$6.50	$5.00	$11.50	Win	2/17/14 7:00pm College Basketball 705 North Carolina -130* vs Florida State
228592457-1	2/16/14 8:00pm	$18.50	$10.00	$28.50	Win	2/16/14 8:00pm College Basketball 875 Colorado -185* vs USC

[Taint]

I'm on an iPhone, plus I delete the bet ID's

[dwinder98]

I hate when people say "playing with House Money" Here is why: If your up lets say 500$ and cash out you have $500 dollars in your pocket. If you make a stupid bet and lose $200.. you now only have $300 Dollars in your pocket if you cash out. So no its NOT house $$ it is your $$. They way I look when I bet online is this. If you had $2,000 cash in your hand, in ACTUAL $$ would you have still placed that bet? If you say yes your a fvckin liar

[Taint]

I hate when people say "playing with House Money" Here is why: If your up lets say 500$ and cash out you have $500 dollars in your pocket. If you make a stupid bet and lose $200.. you now only have $300 Dollars in your pocket if you cash out. So no its NOT house $$ it is your $$. They way I look when I bet online is this. If you had $2,000 cash in your hand, in ACTUAL $$ would you have still placed that bet? If you say yes your a fvckin liar

I'm guessing you didn't see my last thread where I posted proof of me winning 5,000$.. So yes you dumb shit this is the houses money. I deposited back in reloads of 50$ f this ends up busting its a loss of 900$ When I'm still up 4k.

[dwinder98]

Its not HOUSE MONEY! Its your fvcking money! you won it IT IS YOURS! If your up 5k then your up 5k! 5k is YOURS! if you lose 900 you are now at 4100$ instead of 5k! so you lost 900 of what you could have potentially had.

[Taint]

Its not HOUSE MONEY! Its your fvcking money! you won it IT IS YOURS! If your up 5k then your up 5k! 5k is YOURS! if you lose 900 you are now at 4100$ instead of 5k! so you lost 900 of what you could have potentially had.

thank you captain obvious.. I turned 53 into 5k, so I'm fine with losing 900 if my parlay loses today, I'll be concerned when I've lost 55%+ of the profits

[THam12]

thank you captain obvious.. I turned 53 into 5k, so I'm fine with losing 900 if my parlay loses today, I'll be concerned when I've lost 55%+ of the profits

your name is taint... gross.

[SamDiamond]

I'm not down anything.. I'm playing with house money, something you'll never experience.


Edit: you can go back into your cave now little troll, if it loses you can feel free to bump it again. A loser like u enjoys seeing others lose so you don't feel alone, you degenerate fuk

Okay, Princess.

I have a prop for you.

Any time you want to go head/head with me just say the words.

In fact, I am pretty easy to find across the street.

3K-- 50 picks. NCAA Hoops.

No chalk above -120.

I will fuking bury you.

You hide behind chalk because you are a child. You are a scared bettor. You know you couldn't cap your way out of a fukin paper bag, that is why you play these ridiculous parlays.

I spend more money on cigars in a month than you have bet in your lifetime.

[Taint]

Okay, Princess.

I have a prop for you.

Any time you want to go head/head with me just say the words.

In fact, I am pretty easy to find across the street.

3K-- 50 picks. NCAA Hoops.

No chalk above -120.

I will fuking bury you.

You hide behind chalk because you are a child. You are a scared bettor. You know you couldn't cap your way out of a fukin paper bag, that is why you play these ridiculous parlays.

I spend more money on cigars in a month than you have bet in your lifetime.

You are not even worth my time. It's sad you don't realize how pathetic you are.

I take pisses in toilet bowls worth more than your yearly salary.

[SamDiamond]

You are not even worth my time. It's sad you don't realize how pathetic you are.

I take pisses in toilet bowls worth more than your yearly salary.

50 dollar deposits---

Yeah, you're fuking big time.

And you're a fuking coward.

I own you. At least you proved it to everyone who posts in your threads. I'll be there to remind everyone just how much of a punk bitch you are.

50 dollar deposits!

If I had to make 1---- let alone 14 fuking 50 dollar deposits, I would hang myself for being so fuking lame. But clearly you have no pride or self-esteem.

You're a child.

Keep living the dream.

[Magnificent]

I would say that someone who makes $50 deposits could be potentially just as smart or just as good as someone who makes larger deposits. The amount of money that someone has doesn't define their intelligence or ability to pick up information and exploit it/use it to their greatest advantage. I would say its greatly possible...but this guy Taint, after reading thru his initial thread that you guys were beating him up over, truly seems like a guy who just THROWS DARTS. On top of that, the same things he was crying BOO HOO about in his thread, I've seen him do to a couple of others very recently...So I went for rooting for him, to realizing if I want to root for someone throwing at a dart board, I'm better off going to a run-down local hole-in-the-wall drinking establishment...But I don't like ugly bartenders or darts for that matter..."2,2,7,11,4,7,Bullseye!!!...yes ssss! I'm the greatest"

[SamDiamond]

I would say that someone who makes $50 deposits could be potentially just as smart or just as good as someone who makes larger deposits. The amount of money that someone has doesn't define their intelligence or ability to pick up information and exploit it/use it to their greatest advantage. I would say its greatly possible...but this guy Taint, after reading thru his initial thread that you guys were beating him up over, truly seems like a guy who just THROWS DARTS. On top of that, the same things he was crying BOO HOO about in his thread, I've seen him do to a couple of others very recently...So I went for rooting for him, to realizing if I want to root for someone throwing at a dart board, I'm better off going to a run-down local hole-in-the-wall drinking establishment...But I don't like ugly bartenders or darts for that matter..."2,2,7,11,4,7,Bullseye!!!...yes ssss! I'm the greatest"

That's it. He cries about "trolls"--- then spends 3 fuking hours trolling other people.

That is why I am busting on him.

You are right-- I normally don't trash a guy who deposits 50 bucks-- but someone who makes 14 -- 50 dollar deposits in 5 days is in need of serious fuking help.

It is psychotic.

I said this before.

Taint is a guy who wins 500 bucks on a scratch off lottery ticket and thinks it took skill.

And not surprisingly-- Taint tells me, "I don't even play scratch off lottery tickets"--- completely missing the reference point.

He may be retarded.

[SamDiamond]

Now I have a 1k parlay with 153$ left over

2/23/14 8:45am -$1,000.00 $153.00 1 Wager(s) Placed $1,000.00 $1,848.97 Pending 4 Team Parlay

Pending 2/23/14 4:15pm College Basketball 818 Nebraska -240* vs Purdue

Pending 2/23/14 2:00pm College Basketball 830 Connecticut -290* vs SMU (LOSER)

Pending 2/23/14 5:00pm College Basketball 834 Creighton -1250* vs Seton Hall

Pending 2/23/14 3:00pm ATP Tennis 302 Marin Cilic -260* vs Kevin Anderson

Uconn and neb are both dominant home teams playing 2 shot road teams that they lost to in Jan.

Creighton is the better team.

Cilic is on fire and Anderson is lucky to be in the finals.

If it wins I'll be at 2.9k and turned a bust out into a 400 weekend gain

This fuk. Chalky Chalk Chalk goes down again.

Every bet is Chalk.

Every single bet.

And he can't win. The only chance he has is if he stays north of -700.

Anytime he approaches -200--- he loses.

I love watching him lose.

[SamDiamond]

Taint-- you stay where you belong.

In Chalkytown.

And lose. My own personal dancing monkey.

Keep making me laugh.

[SamDiamond]

Where's my monkey?

He won 5K but has now given 900 back to Tony.

And he'll tell us how he is playing with "house money".

[bradleysnyder]

sam this is hilarious.gave me a good laugh.I would rather flip a coin on a single straight spread bet at -110 for a wayyyy better payout and actually a better chance of winning then these STUPID ASS BETS....THE -500 OR HIGHER HAS NO VALUE

[SamDiamond]

sam this is hilarious.gave me a good laugh.I would rather flip a coin on a single straight spread bet at -110 for a wayyyy better payout and actually a better chance of winning then these STUPID ASS BETS....THE -500 OR HIGHER HAS NO VALUE

Exactly Snyds.

Handicap 1-2 games--- get the best number you can---- and make your bet.

[RollinDo]

For some people, these ML parlays work, along with 5-7 point teasers...not a bad way to go if you like 2-3 teams that you think will cover, but you get a few extra points just in case.
I would strongly stay away from 5 team parlays though in college hoops, as many times 1 team will let you down.

I posted 2 nba parlays late last week that paid 11 units by putting down 1 unit for each bet...with a big slate of games, it's a little easier.

[labones00]

SO ANNOYING! GROW UP and talk basketball