Machine Choice

Machine Choice · 02-09-09, 05:46 PM

Originally posted by Achilles15

perhaps just like there is a machine in all of us, the Football Jesus is in us all, while im not a jesus, nor a machine , i would like to get some winners , while mr machine gets fixed, I lost a bunch yesterday

If you lost a bunch of money yesterday because of my plays, I don't want to ****ing hear about it! I don't tell ANYONE, EVER to play my stuff. This thread is really a season-long case study, that's it, except that I have genuine money on the line in real dollars (not monopoly money), and my record is kept 100% accurate. So much of what I have seen on this forum in BS garbage talk and posturing, I get nauseated.

If you want a sure-fire winnner, cap a game yourself and put your money on the table. If you want to tail someone like a groupie, that's fine....but don't pout and bitch when you don't get your shoulders rubbed and soothed after a hard day. It's gambling. You lose. Manage your money, and it won't matter! I'm 33 years old. By my reckoning I have 16,500 more days to make up yesterday's losses. It's a marathon. Everyday isn't Christmas, it's a fight. Quit crying.

jtuck · 02-09-09, 05:47 PM

Originally posted by Machine Choice

If you lost a bunch of money yesterday because of my plays, I don't want to ****ing hear about it! I don't tell ANYONE, EVER to play my stuff. This thread is really a season-long case study, that's it, except that I have genuine money on the line in real dollars (not monopoly money), and my record is kept 100% accurate. So much of what I have seen on this forum in BS garbage talk and posturing, I get nauseated.

If you want a sure-fire winnner, cap a game yourself and put your money on the table. If you want to tail someone like a groupie, that's fine....but don't pout and bitch when you don't get your shoulders rubbed and soothed after a hard day. It's gambling. You lose. Manage your money, and it won't matter! I'm 33 years old. By my reckoning I have 16,500 more days to make up yesterday's losses. It's a marathon. Everyday isn't Christmas, it's a fight. Quit crying.

True that

007Fatty · 02-09-09, 05:50 PM

wow machine.
im loving that finally someone tells it how it is.
really man. good job.
your top in my books=)

gameday10 · 02-09-09, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by Achilles15

perhaps just like there is a machine in all of us, the Football Jesus is in us all, while im not a jesus, nor a machine , i would like to get some winners , while mr machine gets fixed, I lost a bunch yesterday

don't worry about this guy. He has a c*ck stuck up football jesus ass and I have not seen, with my own eyes, a post that has not mentioned football jesus in it.

masr · 02-09-09, 06:02 PM

good job...machine,get lubed up and come up w/ some good picks wed.
Good Luck

WestsidePete · 02-09-09, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by Achilles15

perhaps just like there is a machine in all of us, the Football Jesus is in us all, while im not a jesus, nor a machine , i would like to get some winners , while mr machine gets fixed, I lost a bunch yesterday

STOP GOING IN PEOPLES THREADS AND TALKING ABOUT FOOTBALL FUKKING JESUS!!! You are nothing but a fukking trolling tout..now leave machine alone and everyone else alone....the next football jesus post will be fowarded to get you banned you idiot...keep up the good work machine...you are right, this is a marathon...keep running on the positive side....

BiffTFinancial · 02-09-09, 06:38 PM

testify. all i have to say is that i'm grateful for every post that i see from machine.

grappler145 · 02-09-09, 06:43 PM

Machine is money

peetlui · 02-09-09, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by Machine Choice

If you lost a bunch of money yesterday because of my plays, I don't want to ****ing hear about it! I don't tell ANYONE, EVER to play my stuff. This thread is really a season-long case study, that's it, except that I have genuine money on the line in real dollars (not monopoly money), and my record is kept 100% accurate. So much of what I have seen on this forum in BS garbage talk and posturing, I get nauseated.

If you want a sure-fire winnner, cap a game yourself and put your money on the table. If you want to tail someone like a groupie, that's fine....but don't pout and bitch when you don't get your shoulders rubbed and soothed after a hard day. It's gambling. You lose. Manage your money, and it won't matter! I'm 33 years old. By my reckoning I have 16,500 more days to make up yesterday's losses. It's a marathon. Everyday isn't Christmas, it's a fight. Quit crying.

Very well put.

Keep on truckin

losturmarbles · 02-09-09, 06:47 PM

Originally posted by gameday10

don't worry about this guy. He has a c*ck stuck up football jesus ass and I have not seen, with my own eyes, a post that has not mentioned football jesus in it.

haahahhha

enjoy the break machine

BoomerOK95 · 02-09-09, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by grappler145

Machine is money

not lately, and overall, not much better than 50%, lets hope it gets better , i will be back and give him a shot

VVET · 02-09-09, 07:31 PM

Machine, there are those of us that appreciate you and for what you have done for us. Ignore the morons, keep doing what you are doing, and a sincere thank you. For those on this thread and on the rest of this and other sites that have pinballs where the grey matter should be, either keep your mouths shut and appreciate what is being done for you, or move right on.

Thank you machine, rest up, and we look forward to your return.

roadwarrior1 · 02-09-09, 08:23 PM

Yep......your a good capper and like everyone else you run dry sometimes......thats the game we all play. I do not capp my NCAAB games becasue I am not good at it. I do capp my NCAAF games and run a pretty consistent 60%........so tailing machine has kept me from losing all my money!

If you tail....SHUT UP......be thankful someone gave you a pick that might win and not some shot in the dark like most rookies would do.

G's pks · 02-09-09, 08:39 PM

Machine good idea... taking a few days off...once again I have never bet for or against any of your picks. But I am sure trying to pick winners every single day is a grind... You have proven yourself a good capper... Maybe a weekly special, or a few days a week. Almost impossible to just win day in and day out, then each time you lose have to be criticized. I ended last week at 5-3, my rule do not bet every day, do not over bet, and money management... Continued best of luck and great job up to now.... G.

Achilles15 · 02-10-09, 12:16 PM

excellent choice machine! as the WOPR computer says in "war games" :

"the only winning move is NOT to play"

roadwarrior1 · 02-10-09, 12:19 PM

Hey..I remember that movie. Mattew Broderick and large computer that sounded like my kids toys........

Achilles15 · 02-10-09, 12:25 PM

Originally posted by roadwarrior1

Hey..I remember that movie. Mattew Broderick and large computer that sounded like my kids toys........

every time the machine posts, thats the voice i hear, "greetings" in that steven hawking voice box

mixpicks · 02-10-09, 04:11 PM

Hi I'm a Computer so I'm I the Machines cusin?
Lets see if i'm

worthy:
FLA+4
Texas M/L -134
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NBA TORONTO M/L-133
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Not Tring to take over, just watch.

Machine Choice · 02-10-09, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by mixpicks

Hi I'm a Computer so I'm I the Machines cusin?
Lets see if i'm

worthy:
FLA+4
Texas M/L -134
----------------
NBA TORONTO M/L-133
------------------
Not Tring to take over, just watch.

Two points for you:

1. Texas ML -134 is impossible (spread is minus -8)
2. If you want to post your plays to the board, start a thread.

Machine Choice · 02-10-09, 07:43 PM

Tuesday

Texas -8 (-120)
$256 to win $213

roadwarrior1 · 02-10-09, 09:34 PM

The machine is back! Hope you had some good time off....not very long though?

Machine Choice · 02-10-09, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by Machine Choice

Tuesday

Texas -8 (-120)
$256 to win $213

GAME OVER

44-29 (60%)
Bank: $3,233

grappler145 · 02-10-09, 10:24 PM

Please don't leave again. You are appreciated.

Machine Choice · 02-11-09, 05:47 AM

Wednesday

Xavier -3 (-120)

$384 to win $320

chaseman · 02-11-09, 09:56 AM

wb machine!

MrMonkey · 02-11-09, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by Machine Choice

Wednesday

Xavier -3 (-120)

$384 to win $320

With ya on this one! Dayton always gets up for them, just looks like Xavier far too superior to lose this one! Just win by 4! Good luck!

Mrmonkey

GODFATHER · 02-11-09, 12:09 PM

Good to see you back machine!!

tekneeqz · 02-11-09, 04:31 PM

Welcome back Machine, BOL.

Machine Choice · 02-11-09, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by Machine Choice

Wednesday

Xavier -3 (-120)

$384 to win $320

OVERALL: 44-30 (59%)
Bank: $2,849

Achilles15 · 02-11-09, 09:31 PM

its ok, machine you are human as the rest of us, thats all, these guys just need to stop sayiing unreal claims, 6 out of 10 is ok, but its not something to write home about, and i wont complain, because i took your advice and didnt bet these games anymore. beacause in 10 days it with be down to 55%, and its not your fault

txsholdempro · 02-11-09, 09:58 PM

XAVIER -3

Game Over

TheLock · 02-12-09, 01:01 AM

Originally posted by mixpicks

Hi I'm a Computer so I'm I the Machines cusin?
Lets see if i'm

worthy:
FLA+4
Texas M/L -134
----------------
NBA TORONTO M/L-133
------------------
Not Tring to take over, just watch.

There's this cool option on SBR.

It's called NEW THREAD.

Start one bro

jaymac82980 · 02-12-09, 01:41 AM

that xavier pick was garbage from the start. I called it out on ck's thread shortly after the post, so nobody can call me out for disagreeing late. Dayton has been nasty at home ATS. I dont know why you picked that game to post. there were so many better college games to pick from. Like I said on ck's thread this afternoon...that was a garbage late night - "chase" play if I ever saw one. you took the favorite, and they got stomped. but if you read the ATS trends, you never would have made that pick.

jaymac82980 · 02-12-09, 01:46 AM

take a bit off, and then start over, it seems like you are now forcing picks out. you need to slow down. as soon as you came out of character you started losing. go back to not responding to people, pretend you are a machine like you use to. it worked better. that time you made a cheesy post pretending to be a letter from space was ok, cuz you still won games after that, but now... you are cold. go back to being "Machine Choice". please. And don't yell at me and say not to tail your picks, because I havent followed your picks since you came out of character. I had a bad feeling then, and I have been right. these guys need to stop tailing you, otherwise they will go broke. they need to find a thread like CK's where people can teach them how to cap, and not how to blindly tail people.

I'm OUT!

diogee · 02-12-09, 01:49 AM

Originally posted by jaymac82980

that xavier pick was garbage from the start. I called it out on ck's thread shortly after the post, so nobody can call me out for disagreeing late. Dayton has been nasty at home ATS. I dont know why you picked that game to post. there were so many better college games to pick from. Like I said on ck's thread this afternoon...that was a garbage late night - "chase" play if I ever saw one. you took the favorite, and they got stomped. but if you read the ATS trends, you never would have made that pick.

He lost the play in a blowout. No big deal at all...happens to all of us. Maybe Machine has a different way of finding value in a team...no?

http://kenpom.com/stats.php has Xavier as the superior team by a ways as well.