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  • racistrapist84
    SBR Rookie
    • 05-03-12
    • 5

    #1
    ESPN douche bag power rankings...
    First off let me just say that they are late/wrong when it comes to EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

    From Chris Broussard claiming that Lebron was signing with Chicago, to pretending that the Knicks are a top team in the NBA when they're not in the top 15, to overblowing everything Tim Tebow or Brett Favre, to talking about baseball 24/7 (which is by far the worst sport in the history of the world), to reporting breaking news 5 hours late (Steve McNair's murder), (Seau's suicide), to hiring incompetent douche bags everywhere, this channel sucks and they must be stopped!

    1. Colin Cowherd (I can't think of anyone I would rather punch in the face. This man represents ESPN well...all he does is root for the more marketable team. Red Sox, Patriots, Yankees, etc...
    2. Trent Dilfer. This man actually tried to start a QB rating revolution. Really? The worst qb to ever win a Super Bowl criticizes players with twice the talent and pretends he knows it all because the Ravens defense carried him to a super bowl.
    3. Tim Hasselbeck. Boy is this guy a douche bag.
    4. Skip Bayless. Nuff said.
    5. Mike and Mike. Is there anything worse than Mike and Mike?
    6. Stephen A. Smith- I guess he was hired because he has a New York accent, because everyone from New York knows more about bball than everyone else right?
    7. Chris Broussard- see #6.
    8. Chris Berman- what a terrible human being. It's not the 1980s anymore, you're not funny and no one under 50 understands what you're talking about.
    9. Doug Gottlieb

    Comparing TNT's NBA coverage with Barkley and Kenny to ESPN's is like comparing the Spurs to the Bobcats.

    Phhhhuck ESPN and whoever produces and directs their shows. There are very few people (Wilbon) (Schlereth) (Wiley) that are tolerable on this god-awful network
  • imzdeals
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 02-02-11
    • 735

    #2
    I actually don't mind cowherd and stephen a smith. They say stupid things to get more people to listen to them, it's sort of a game. I would put mike and mike at the top of that list though, they are terrible.
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    • coop
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 08-11-11
      • 616

      #3
      Dilfer is an awesome analyst. Cowherd no where near number 1.

      Mike and Mike are the worst to me.

      Chris Berman definitely needs to retire, feel like he thinks people watch events to hear him talk
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      • Squirrel Kokomo
        Restricted User
        • 04-25-12
        • 345

        #4
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        • actiondan
          SBR MVP
          • 10-16-10
          • 3442

          #5
          Mike Lupica, jemele hill and that indian dude who thinks hes funny but isnt should be on that list
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          • HoulihansTX
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 02-12-09
            • 30566

            #6
            Originally posted by actiondan
            Mike Lupica, jemele hill and that indian dude who thinks hes funny but isnt should be on that list
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            • Monter
              SBR High Roller
              • 01-06-12
              • 221

              #7
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              • Monter
                SBR High Roller
                • 01-06-12
                • 221

                #8
                and this is how you end up on cold pizza doing Q and A with skip bay-b*tch
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