Count Shipula Bashes the Bookieman...NBA style

[Count Shipula]

Greetings, Friends. Count Shipula here. Perhaps you already know me from my NHL and NCAAB threads. I've enjoyed reading many of your posts. Indeed, SBR carries far more than it's market share of the most handsome & intelligent posters both domestic and abroad.

I have $1k devoted to NBA betting and making us money. Now lets get started, shall we?

Boston/Chicago UNDER 180.5
lay 55 to win 50

gl my friends....muahahaha...

[Lockitup1x]

Lol

[Count Shipula]

I do concur, Count Chalkula would make a fine name, indeed. Blessed is he who nabbeth

[brko]

such a distinguished gentleman among us mortals may i say. rooting for you, Count.

[byronbb]

the count is back!!

[LUNT101]

Good luck, thanks for referring to me in your intro.

[Count Shipula]

I am hereby shutting down the NHL and NCAAB threads, merging bankrolls to $3k and posting alll plays here.

LUNT101, if your avatar ladyfriend was snapped bathing at one of our Vegas resorts, I would like to drive over and towel her off.

more from deep within the Shipula Vault:

Lafayette/Denver UNDER 133 lay 165 to win 150
FIU/Little Rock UNDER 127 lay 165 to win 150
NY Isles/St Louis OVER 5 -110 lay 165 to win 150
NBA Chicago/Boston lay 165 total to win 150
round robin the 2's, 10 bucks a leg

gl my friends...

[balls2wall]

welcome to the forums count


BOL with your plays

[firehoyt]

Who's ghost are you?

[Count Shipula]

Who's ghost are you?

Greetings, Hoyt. Shipula here.

Your metaphoric styling is most impeccable

Count Shipula rolled the evil bookieman for a small bundle tonite, and I am celebrating with $3 blackjack at the Fiesta Henderson as we speak

[Count Shipula]

the count is back!!

byron, I dedicate the Isles/Blues winner to you, buddy

5-1 blues, but the ignorant bookieman priced that total like nobody saw it coming...

[Count Shipula]

I am hereby shutting down the NHL and NCAAB threads, merging bankrolls to $3k and posting alll plays here.

LUNT101, if your avatar ladyfriend was snapped bathing at one of our Vegas resorts, I would like to drive over and towel her off.

more from deep within the Shipula Vault:

Lafayette/Denver UNDER 133 lay 165 to win 150
FIU/Little Rock UNDER 127 lay 165 to win 150
NY Isles/St Louis OVER 5 -110 lay 165 to win 150
NBA Chicago/Boston lay 165 total to win 150
round robin the 2's, 10 bucks a leg

gl my friends...

Late in the night...while many of you quietly slept, Count Shipula was out bashing the evil bookieman.


+336 last night, the shipula vault up to $3336


Give the Count a break on FIU, those murky floodplains surrounding Little Rock are soiled with hypercontaminants & disease...can drive a bball team to cabin fever. You think Isaiah Thomas back in the day ever imagined coaching a lowly Sun Belt game at stately Little Rock? I guess anything's possible in Clinton territory...


Friday from the Shipula Files:

Milwaukee/Orlando UNDER 192
Denver +4 at Memphis
Princeton/Columbia UNDER 122
Montreal/Buffalo UNDER 5 +120
all bets to win 150 plus round robin the 2's for 10 bucks


gl my friends, and LETS SHIPULATE

[riffraff24]

I think I love you

[Count Shipula]

a late Shipula addition:

NBA Dallas/Philly OVER 179.5 to win 150

[Count Shipula]

Greetings everyone, Count Shipula here.

Last night hit Denver +4 and Bucks/Magic UNDER 192 but lost the other 3 plays

-213 on the night, the shipula vault is at $3123


Saturday from the Shipula Files:

NJ Nets/Chicago UNDER 188.5
Maryland/Virginia OVER 121
Georgia Tech/Virginia Tech OVER 120
La. Lafayette +6
Marshall/SMU OVER 118
La. Monroe/Denver UNDER 126.5
FIU/Arkansas State UNDER 127
Troy +3

all bets lay 110 to win 100
round robin the 2's for 7 bucks each


GL my friends and LETS SHIPULATE

[Count Shipula]

Shipula add-ons:


Nebraska +3.5
Ohio State/Michigan OVER 124.5
bet 110 to win 100 each


SMU's offense is so bad. Why can't a nice school in Dallas attract players who can shoot?
This team coudn't score if they lowered the hoop to half staff in honor of Whitney Houston

[Count Shipula]

add 100 bucks to FIU/Ark State UNDER 127
100 bucks Troy +5.5

...and Shipula's late-nite NHL special:
Calgary/LA Kings OVER 5 +130 lay 150

[Count Shipula]

Greetings Everyon,e Count Shipula here.


Shipula took a ghastly beat with a big bet on Troy losing by 12 in OT last night to go 5-8 on the day @ -461


Thanks to Troy, the betting line was meaningless in all 13 games.


$2662 in the vault, and the latest from the Shipula Files:


Celtics/Pistons UNDER 181
Purdue +5 vs Michigan State
NHL Buffalo +110 vs Pittsburgh
all bets to win 150 and round robin the 2's 10 bucks each


gl my friends, and as usual LETS SHIPULATE

[Count Shipula]

Shipula add-on:


NY KNicks +2.5 vs Dallas
lay 110 to win 100


LETS SHIPULATE

[Count Shipula]

Knicks - WINNER
Buffalo - WINNER
Purdooo - LOSER & WTF


Shipula raising stakes:

adding c note to Celtics/Pistons UNDER 181
lay 275 total to win 250


Shipula's confidence unflappable...10% of bankroll on this game


2.5 hrs to gametime means we are experiencing PRE-SHIPULATION, SOON TO BE FULL-BLOWN CASH KING


gl my friends...

[Count Shipula]

Greetings everyone, Count Shipula here.


As expected, Shipula ripped the books via Celtics/Pistons last night. The total combined points eclipsed the betting line by 4 pts, maybe next time your bookieman will smarten up and not make such careless mistakes. 181 was indeed a most ridiculous number.


A quick Shipula Snapshot from your friends here at the Shipula Files:

W-L Record: 13-11
Amt Bet: $3946
Amt Won: +$19
Bankroll: $3019


These numbers reflect a nightmarishly bad beat with Troy 2 days ago, but Shipula doesn't cry over spilt blood.


In honor of President's Day, the Count is enjoying a relaxing vacation at Camp Shipula.


We do have 1 small play:

Portland/LA Lakers OVER 180.5 lay 165 to win 150


enjoy the holiday, gl my friends, and LETS SHIPULATE

[Count Shipula]

Shipula Add-on:

Washington/Phoenix UNDER 203.5
lay 165 to win 150

[Count Shipula]

SHIPULATION CONFIRMED...


the Count tops off a 2-0 day by castrating the evil bookieman in PRESIDENTIAL FASHION


attn evil bookieman, watch as Blazer beauty Melissa casts an evil spell on thee:

[Count Shipula]

Shipula's Vital Stats:


W-L Record: 15-11
Amt Bet: $4276
Amt Won: +$319
ROI: 7.46%
Current Bankroll: $3319 and climbing...



Tuesday from the Shipula Files:

NBA Detroit/Cleveland UNDER 192.5
Georgia Tech +4
Kansas St/Missouri OVER 138
Seton Hall/G-town OVER 123.5
UNC/NC State OVER 149
Michigan/Northwestern OVER 127
Kent St/Miami Ohio UNDER 133
NHL Tampa Bay +105 vs Anaheim

all bets to win 130
round robin the 2's lay 12 bucks each


gl my friends and LETS SHIPULATE

[Count Shipula]

5-3 last nite, robbed the books AGAIN


Shipula Real Time YTD:

W-L: 20-14
Gross Amt Bet: $5737
Net Winnings: $654
ROI: 11.4%
Bankroll: $3654 and growing...



Wednesday from the Shipula Files:

NBA:
Detroit/Toronto UNDER 187
Philly/Houston OVER 185.5
Milwaukee/Chicago UNDER 190.5
Phoenix/Golden State UNDER 206

NCAA:
Nebraska/Purdue UNDER 128.5
West Virginia/Notre Dame OVER 125
Central Michigan +5.5 at Toledo
S. Illinois/Drake OVER 126.5
Boise St/UNLV OVER 141

NHL Washington +125 vs Ottawa

all prices -110 unless specified
all bets to win 130
round robin the 2's 12 bucks each leg



gl my friens and LETS SHIPLUATE

[razom4]

great picks count shipula Hahahah I will be trailing ha ha ha ha ha not one. not two but three ha ha ha ha count pito LOL

[Count Shipula]

razom, your taste in avatars is most admirable

[Count Shipula]

Shipula add-on:


NCAA Minnesota +6 vs Michigan State
to win 130

[Count Shipula]

Breaking news: Lady luck stings shipula like a bee.... .... ... .....

[Count Shipula]

Greetings everyone, Count Shipula here.


Shipula bashed the bookieman with C.Mich & MInnesota U last night.


Lady Luck bashed Count Shipula on most everything else.


A minor setback...a pesky speedbump while crusing the Shipula express


Shipula Real Time YTD:

W-L: 23-22
Gross Amt Bet: $7807
Net Winnings: ($553)
ROI: -7.08%
Bankroll: $2447 and building...


Shipula sees no edges with today's skeleton NBA schedule...will return with college, NHL....

[Count Shipula]

Thursday from the Shipula Files:


NBA Atlanta +4 vs Orlando to win 130
Stanford +5 at Colorado to win 130
Siena/Marist OVER 133 to win 130
NHL Tampa Bay +135 at Winnipeg to win 135
NHL Philly/Edmonton UNDER 6 flat to win 130

round robin the 2's, 10 bucks a leg


gl my friends, and LETS SHIPULATE

[riffraff24]

I've never done a round robin wager before and I see you like them a lot. May have to try and dabble a bit...GL ShipDog!

[Count Shipula]

they're costly when you lose as bad as I did last night

but if you have an edge in multiple games, round robin the 2's will land another jab to the face of the hated bookieman

[Count Shipula]

Shipula add-on:

Lakers/Thunder UNDER 196 flat to win 130

[Count Shipula]

4-2, +$301 last night...caught some lucky breaks on blowout wins to partially offset Wednesday's mass betting misfortune.


Shipula prefers nailbiters, they're a better gauge vs the big bad bookieman.


Friday from the Shipula Files:

W-L: 27-24
Gross Amt Bet: $8722
Net Winnings: ($252)
ROI: (2.9%)
Bankroll: $2748 and climbing...


St Peters +3.5 to win 150
Fairfield/Iona OVER 141.5 to win 150
parlay both for 12 bucks


gl my friends and LETS SHIPULATE