Big Baby is fat.
JJ Redick is handsome.
Dwight has a long schlong.
Jameer Nelson looks like a Ninja Turtle.
This is pro-level analysis, please keep it up.
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blowseq
SBR MVP
03-06-09
1440
#12
"Jameer Nelson looks like a Ninja Turtle."
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Kalibongo
Restricted User
01-27-12
922
#13
Originally posted by PS3
@ the first post.
nice one schmidt!
Now put 20 in the Douchebag Jar!
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CallMeMrOMac
SBR MVP
10-17-11
1213
#14
Heat > 76ers > Bulls > Celtics > Magic
Heat -6 should be the spread, even on the road. Orlando sucks. Get it before it moves to -4
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bureK
SBR MVP
01-21-10
1059
#15
Magic really sucks at this point but they can come out big tonight. Miami might struggle becasue they could take them too easy since the Magic played sh1t few games back. My call here is Bosh under points ( the pig is quite good, KG taught him well and there is also Superman and Bosh can't really shootlong footers) and King over 30 points. Wade will be quiet this game.
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Speedy88
SBR Posting Legend
03-19-11
11717
#16
My book has it at Heat -4
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FlipsideRM
SBR Posting Legend
09-28-11
10518
#17
Magic +4. Good luck
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Ambition
SBR MVP
11-17-11
2060
#18
This game has trap written all over it! Take Magic!
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BigDeem5
SBR Posting Legend
02-26-11
17191
#19
Howard may get 40 - but who else will score?
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panik
SBR MVP
12-08-09
1108
#20
Originally posted by Big Bear
wouldnt worry about a pre-season game. hell lebron doesnt even try hard for half of the regular season games. Orlando is garbage though, all u have to do is foul d- howard
Yeah he only tries hard in the 4th quarter on the finals... Oh wait...
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innovation
SBR Hall of Famer
01-27-12
6218
#21
Maybe dwight should use his "shlong" to make free throws.
Im sure he has the most control with this extremity.
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Kalibongo
Restricted User
01-27-12
922
#22
Originally posted by Kalibongo
Big Baby is fat.
JJ Redick is handsome.
Dwight has a long schlong.
Jameer Nelson looks like a Ninja Turtle.
Accurate write-up but I thought these statistics would hurt the Magic, it did the opposite. Good thing it was a no play. Can't wait to go big on the Heat the next time they meet.