You remember the human vessels/bodies that the tiny aliens use for disguise on planet Earth? The tiny aliens had a control center inside the skull to make it do human stuff like walk, talk, etc., and it comes off really strange and clumsy and unhuman-like.
Well that is what I think of Shawn Marion. I swear this guy shoots like he's/it's from another planet.
His/its free three pct is fine, but it's like the tiny alien inside his skull hasn't fine tuned Marion's motion yet to blend him in better, so it still looks strange as hell yet, because they work on efficiency first and then emulation second. You guys know what I am talking about.
His/its jump shots look like he/it had a diarrhea predicament prior to the alien takeover and if he/it jumped any higher the tiny aliens are afraid he could blow a liquid load right out there on the court so he/it keeps it short and quick as if to avoid any contact that would trigger any untimely bowel movement.
Last but not least, he/it looks like an alien/human hybrid himself/itself. It's as if the tiny aliens took the liberty of molding his face to their liking and projection of what he/it should look like when project colonization/interbreeding comes into fruition.
In short, he creeps me out.
Come on, I'm not the only one who thinks that.
Well that is what I think of Shawn Marion. I swear this guy shoots like he's/it's from another planet.
His/its free three pct is fine, but it's like the tiny alien inside his skull hasn't fine tuned Marion's motion yet to blend him in better, so it still looks strange as hell yet, because they work on efficiency first and then emulation second. You guys know what I am talking about.His/its jump shots look like he/it had a diarrhea predicament prior to the alien takeover and if he/it jumped any higher the tiny aliens are afraid he could blow a liquid load right out there on the court so he/it keeps it short and quick as if to avoid any contact that would trigger any untimely bowel movement.
Last but not least, he/it looks like an alien/human hybrid himself/itself. It's as if the tiny aliens took the liberty of molding his face to their liking and projection of what he/it should look like when project colonization/interbreeding comes into fruition.
In short, he creeps me out.
Come on, I'm not the only one who thinks that.