My Brothaz n Sistahz I come Before Ya a Humble Man!

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  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

    #1
    My Brothaz n Sistahz I come Before Ya a Humble Man!
    I said your Brother and Reverend Buzzy comes before ya a humble man! The Lord ah has humbled ah your right reverend and brotha ah! Oh Sweet Jesus! On mah own I have failed. I am a failure ah on mah own ah! Oh Lordy Lordy Lordy! But, my dear chilin, you all know that with the Heavens on our side we are five n 0! Can I have an Amen? I said with the heavenly lock we have never lost!!!! Oh sweet Jesus!

    (Brother Profits falls to his knees in prayer, tears streaming down his cheeks. He has an angelic glow about him. Brother Diogee is playin' the tambourine with wreckless abadon as Brother Pete pounds the back of the pew, drumming along to the tune that Brother Hawaii is playin' on the piano!)

    I ask you to belive, dear childrahn! I ask you to put your faith ah in Jesus ah and the heavenly lock ah that I have brought to ya! For five times a heavenly lock has been revealed and on 5 occasions ah we have succeeded! Oh GLORY! Glory on high!

    (Brother Hawaii, pounds the ivories to the tune of "I shall not be moved." Brother Treece is running in place and screaming "Hosana!")

    My Brothaz and Sistahz, I give you, through the heavenly vision I received during mah sweet hour of prayer, the Denver Nuggets plus 2 an' a half for the firs' half! I give you the Nuggets!!!!!

    Join me now! Let us lift our voices together in great accolade, triumph n respek:

    I shall not be

    I shall not be mooooooved!

    I shall not beee!

    I shall not be moooved!

    Jus' like ah tree

    Das planten by da waaaaaaahahhhhhhteeeeeeerrrrrrrrr!

    I shall not beeeeeeee moooooooooooooovvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeddddd!



    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN! !!!!
  • unde0087
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-27-08
    • 28952

    #2
    good luck buz, but i believe the value lies in the under in this game.
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    • SBR Lou
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 08-02-07
      • 37863

      #3
      Your shtick is getting so old bro.

      Just post plays like rest of us.
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      • vassman86
        SBR MVP
        • 03-11-08
        • 1042

        #4
        Originally posted by crazyl
        Your shtick is getting so old bro.

        Just post plays like rest of us.
        lol...i have to agree with you on this one buz. i like it a lot
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        • buztah
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 03-23-07
          • 7470

          #5
          Originally posted by crazyl
          Your shtick is getting so old bro.

          Just post plays like rest of us.
          Never mock a man ah God ah! You have faded the Heavenly lock ah and have been burned before ah! Repent and be healed, foul creatchah!
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          • GSW4life
            SBR High Roller
            • 03-10-08
            • 155

            #6
            gl Buz. tailin you on this one.
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            • MeatMan73
              SBR High Roller
              • 02-03-08
              • 157

              #7
              Buzzy- dont listen to that guy calling himself "Crazy!," he never put a dolla in the collection plate, even when he cashed one of those heavenly selections. You bring a lot of humor & wit. Also, now that the good lord has delivered; tomorrow we are seeking one of those airtight mf locks. God bless- MM
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              • buztah
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 03-23-07
                • 7470

                #8
                phuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                • SportNut
                  SBR MVP
                  • 05-16-07
                  • 1984

                  #9
                  Originally posted by buztah
                  phuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                  • jadyn
                    SBR High Roller
                    • 02-08-08
                    • 101

                    #10
                    Originally posted by buztah
                    phuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                    maybe this dumbass will quit posting one day
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                    • SBR Lou
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 08-02-07
                      • 37863

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jadyn

                      maybe this dumbass will quit posting one day
                      We can only hope. I liked him better when all he did was kiss JJ's balls, now he tries to invent his own personality where 50% of the time he's surveying the board on food choices, the other half he's talking like Al Sharpton in the 1800s.
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                      • buztah
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 03-23-07
                        • 7470

                        #12
                        Originally posted by crazyl
                        We can only hope. I liked him better when all he did was kiss JJ's balls, now he tries to invent his own personality where 50% of the time he's surveying the board on food choices, the other half he's talking like Al Sharpton in the 1800s.
                        Crazy, you're a kum guzzlin' biatch whose kok will always be smaller than mine. Accept it. This was one of many losses over my career. No big deal.
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                        • moneyboy
                          SBR Hustler
                          • 04-07-08
                          • 78

                          #13
                          Originally posted by buztah
                          Crazy, you're a kum guzzlin' biatch whose kok will always be smaller than mine. Accept it. This was one of many losses over my career. No big deal.
                          Way to get at him through cyber bullying you dumbbitch.
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