Without further ado let's get started:
Euphemism: 'He's raw'
Translation: Can do a 360 between the legs free-throw line dunk but can't make a 5ft jump shot.
Euphemism: 'He's blue collar'
Translation: Will put up 16 rebounds a night and if lucky score 4 points which is considered a exceptional offensive output.
Euphemism: 'He's a journey man'
Translation: He's shit and no one wants him or his over-sized contract evident by being on 8 teams in the last 9 years.
Euphemism: 'He's misunderstood'
Translation: Absolute nutcase guaranteed to get 50 tech fouls in a season.
Euphemism: 'He's got ton of potential'
Translation: Despite putting up 38 ppg 14 rebounds and 7 assists along with a 44 inch vertical in High School he has only been averaging 8 points a game over his 5 years in the NBA.
Euphemism: He's such a banger, such a hard worker.
Translation: See 'blue collar'
Euphemism 'He's a well respected veteran"
Translation: had a few decent seasons earlier on in his career but for the last 12 years has been thrown around the league by at least 10 teams like a cheap hooker.
Euphemism: 'He's raw'
Translation: Can do a 360 between the legs free-throw line dunk but can't make a 5ft jump shot.
Euphemism: 'He's blue collar'
Translation: Will put up 16 rebounds a night and if lucky score 4 points which is considered a exceptional offensive output.
Euphemism: 'He's a journey man'
Translation: He's shit and no one wants him or his over-sized contract evident by being on 8 teams in the last 9 years.
Euphemism: 'He's misunderstood'
Translation: Absolute nutcase guaranteed to get 50 tech fouls in a season.
Euphemism: 'He's got ton of potential'
Translation: Despite putting up 38 ppg 14 rebounds and 7 assists along with a 44 inch vertical in High School he has only been averaging 8 points a game over his 5 years in the NBA.
Euphemism: He's such a banger, such a hard worker.
Translation: See 'blue collar'
Euphemism 'He's a well respected veteran"
Translation: had a few decent seasons earlier on in his career but for the last 12 years has been thrown around the league by at least 10 teams like a cheap hooker.