ATTN NUBBIES: Anti-nubbery & Priceless Quotes from G.W.Bush

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  • Whippit
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    • 04-29-10
    • 3065

    #1
    ATTN NUBBIES: Anti-nubbery & Priceless Quotes from G.W.Bush
    "American Bettors are rising to the tasks of history, and they expect the same of us."
    G.W. Bush, Nov. 2006


    "Do I think faith will be an important part of being a winning sportsbettor? Yes, I do."
    G.W. Bush, March 2000


    "For all who love freedom and peace, the world without Big Al McMordie's regime is a better and safer place."
    G.W. Bush, December 2003


    "Freedom itself to safely bet "unders" was attacked yesterday evening by a striped whistleblowing coward named Tim Donaghy, and freedom will be defended."
    G.W. Bush, June 2007


    But forget GW Bush, he's gone now. Let's discuss this bankroll nubbery that been spoiling my holiday cheer. Talkin about nonstop beats. Bad ones brah...

    Now lets get down to brass tacks:

    P-land/Boston OVER 186.5

    Last nite's Philly/Blazers game teased the Whipster in Q1 with 60 points. Then came the trainwreck. Fortunately I don't pay additional fees based on the margin of loss. That's how I bet, and that's smart.

    But seriously, this amateur shit's gotta stop because Stern's NBA is crumbling whether he admits it or not. Fans don't want to see their teams struggle to score 15 pts a quarter. That's not pro effin basketball. Ask anybody. Tonite, Boston's gonna run with this thing & put P-land in tough spot to keep up. And it's about time cuz the Whipster's on a neverending downer here. No effin breaks in 2 weeks. Effin zero brah.

    Tell yer bookie not to spend yer loot just yet....you is comin for it. Bang em on the head one here courtesy of the Whipmeister.
  • onetrickpony
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-23-10
    • 9434

    #2
    whip that shit yo
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    • Whippit
      Restricted User
      • 04-29-10
      • 3065

      #3
      Unit situation not good.....the Whipster took a massive bad beat in Leafs game.

      39 units left:

      P-land/Boston OVER 186.5 to win 4

      Creighton +7.5 to win 4

      Vancouver/Calgary OVER 5.5 +100 to win 4

      round robin that effin shit 0.5 unit apiece

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      • landers781
        SBR MVP
        • 02-27-09
        • 4774

        #4
        Good luck whip

        How do you think the Nashville under 5 looks?
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        • Whippit
          Restricted User
          • 04-29-10
          • 3065

          #5
          Jackets might score 3+ goals @ home vs suspect Nashville defense.....don't like the under price meself but gl to you
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          • Whippit
            Restricted User
            • 04-29-10
            • 3065

            #6
            Nashville's allowed 1 goal or less in regulation 8 times already this season.....but I just don't think they can sustain that. They're defense is due for some hard times....like what the Whipster been goin through
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            • Whippit
              Restricted User
              • 04-29-10
              • 3065

              #7
              Whippit "Stay Away" play:

              Pistons +anything

              Don't do it. Unless you like gamboooool. Pistons play shit for defense & they gonna get bruised here. They're plus all them points cuz Heat gonna blow their doors off half the time....probably more than that in Miami. Pistons getting lucksack covers...don't react to it pal, Once upon a time I lived in Big D & loved the Pistons....but now they suck ball bearings. Stay the effin hell away.
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              • spargament
                SBR MVP
                • 12-22-09
                • 1739

                #8
                um jazz at home on tnt


                i fail
                Last edited by spargament; 12-01-10, 05:33 PM. Reason: scratch that..
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                • Whippit
                  Restricted User
                  • 04-29-10
                  • 3065

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Whippit
                  Unit situation not good.....the Whipster took a massive bad beat in Leafs game.

                  39 units left:

                  P-land/Boston OVER 186.5 to win 4

                  Creighton +7.5 to win 4

                  Vancouver/Calgary OVER 5.5 +100 to win 4

                  round robin that effin shit 0.5 unit apiece


                  Scratch Van/Cal.....replace with Edmonton/Montreal OVER 5.5 +105

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                  • Whippit
                    Restricted User
                    • 04-29-10
                    • 3065

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Whippit
                    Scratch Van/Cal.....replace with Edmonton/Montreal OVER 5.5 +105


                    wow i just won a bet somebody call security
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                    • landers781
                      SBR MVP
                      • 02-27-09
                      • 4774

                      #11
                      good calls tonight bud, hope its the start of something for ya
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                      • Whippit
                        Restricted User
                        • 04-29-10
                        • 3065

                        #12
                        creighton sucked ass but a win's a win
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                        • landers781
                          SBR MVP
                          • 02-27-09
                          • 4774

                          #13
                          didnt know you did college hoops as well.

                          I went ahead and played that under but lost. Looks like the variance of the totals are coming

                          staying away from football, seems to be the only sport that buries me
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                          • Whippit
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                            • 04-29-10
                            • 3065

                            #14
                            always sucks losing under 5

                            you know so many goals scored that don't normally score & you can't even get a push
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