Attn Bridge Jumpers: Take G-gate Plunge w/G-State

[Whippit]

Woyas -3.5

This number really don't mean much, cuz G-state gonna have zero problems scoring vs Knicks "Launch & Pray" method.

Bottom line is G-state gonna take many more high percentage shots than NY. The Knickerbocker comeback in Denver was a fluke, and the win in Queentown was loud 'n clear message to those incestuous Maloof homos that they best draft somebody who can shoot the effin ball. Queens might be worst shooting team in NBA and they got caught with pants down laying more points than this against NY.

Toss a few Benjamins on G-state, and let your bookie know who's boss.

[vyomguy]

[Anthonyk99]

I dono im on knicks ml my self, could see them winning this game. Best of luck to you though

[Whippit]

NY ML a popular bet.....

NY gotta drop 3 pt bombs all nite for any chance to pull this thing off

[Whippit]

definitely not a 50/50 proposition or even close to it

[ThisGuy]

Avoid this game, POD Hou @ Tor. Hou much better team

[Whippit]

houston can't score enuff pts to keep up with that wretched defense....

just don't make sense laying pts on road with defensive nightmare like Houston

even the bookies got em priced to give up 100+ pts

[impper]

i love golden state here. the kings and the nuggets have got no pride this year. but the warriors will run these bums straight out of the gym and into the bay. good shit

[Whippit]

Memphis/Washington UNDER 199

Both teams offensively challenged to say the least. Washington hasn't scored since Arena's bust for pistolwhipping financially challenged teammates in the lockerroom. That's what happens when some poor schmuck on a leash barely earning league minimum gets in Arena's face during high stakes card game. That punkster was lucky Arenas didn't pull a Steven Slater & eject his ass from the plane midflight.

Word on street is that Arenas & Jet Blue's Steven Slater exchanged singing telegrams during times of need & were mutually supportive of each other. Rumor has it that Slater's telegram included box of dark chocolates, while Arenas included box of creamy whites.

I personally wouldn't fly on any plane with either of these guys. Too dangerous.

Wait closer to tipoff, maybe your bookie will offer 200. Then you can hammer the under & tell em Whippit sent ya...

[Whippit]

Switch Mem/Wash UNDER to Wash +3

add Parlay Wash +3/G-State -3.5

[Whippit]

hacker bud of mine been reading David Stern's emails.

Memphis tops list of NBA franchises to go byebye.

Word is they're gonna flood the Mississippi River delta & make it look like accident

[Whippit]

Whippits Rule of Betting #32:

Never lay points w/folding franchise on the road

[Whippit]

NHL:

Rangers/Avalanche UNDER 5.5 -110

Avs have been pretty annoying if you're betting "unders" with them lately.....an imbalanced share of fluke goals have been scored in Avs games. Having lost $$$ on a few of these has resulted in certain parties expressing a certain displeasure to say the very least...

Stud Lundvquist is cut out for high mountain air being from Sweden, so barring any nutty goals we're looking at close, low scoring game.

See about discounts w/your bookie when using the promo code: "Whippit"

[linedrivr]

hacker bud of mine been reading David Stern's emails.

Memphis tops list of NBA franchises to go byebye.

Word is they're gonna flood the Mississippi River delta & make it look like accident

made me spit my beer....

[Whippit]

nuttin like a li'l magical Washington Wizardry to start the nite down the right path

[landers781]

get it tonight whipper

[Spartan14745]

I'm takin the plunge with GS! Lookin for a nice bounce back with this play!

[r8rrich12]

Golden State is going green tonight.

[Spartan14745]

It's lookin like the Over should've been the play. 3-pointers were coming out of their asses in the 1st quarter!

[Whippit]

eff G-state

[Whippit]

totally effin dicked on that Rangers game......

I don't know how the Avs lucksack their way to 5-1 final score every gd time I bet under 5.5