Lebron's Facebook page needs updating
by Bill Livingston
Basic Info
Birthday: Dec. 30, 1984.
Siblings: LeBron is called The Chosen One for a reason.
Marriage: LOL.
Parents: G-l-o-r-i-a!
Relationship: In a committed one with myself.
Current City: LeBron is taking his talents to South Beach.
Hometown: Akron, Ohio.
Interested in: Becoming a global icon.
Looking for: A ring on my finger.
Political Views: Who cares more about LeBron?
Religious Views: Messianic.
Favorite Quotations:
"My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter, I was raised to give up. It's one of the few things I do well." -- George Costanza
Education and Work
College: Yeah, right. In 346 Division I coaches' dreams.
High School: Akron St. Vincent-St. Mary.
Likes and Interests
Interests: Dancing. Taunting. Biting LeBron's nails. Throwing powder. LeBron loves to "travel."
Music: "Time After Time" by Cyndi Lauper. "Take This Job and Shove It" by Johnny Paycheck.
Books: "Shooting Stars" by myself and Buzz Bissinger.
Movies: "Willard," "Ben," "King Rat."
Television: "King of the Hill." LeBron can never get enough of Stuart Scott saying "Boo-yah!"
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Tats; Yankee hats; the Dallas Cowboys; A Waiter Flying Down on a Wire From the Roof of a Las Vegas Casino's Nightclub, Dressed as a King, Delivering a Bottle of Champagne to Myself; Oops, What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas; Me Being a Leader; Nike; Phil Knight; Me Being a Football Player; Jim Brown Is Right; Why Didn't People Rip Cleveland For Leaving "Family Guy"?; Sarah Palin Quit, Richard Nixon Quit Twice, One Crummy Game 5 and Everybody Busts on Me?; Pat Riley's Hair Had Nothing to Do With the Gulf Oil Spill; the Boshes Have Always Been Hard Workers; "Dwyane" Seems Like a Perfectly Reasonable Spelling to Me.
Recent Activity
LeBron unliked "Three Kings."
LeBron likes "King of Kings."
LeBron and Roberto Duran are now friends.
LeBron commented on Terrelle Pryor's status: "Myself and all your friends at LRMR commend you for always being the last player into the Ohio State interview room. The star never comes out with the warm-up acts."
LeBron suggested you like LRMR Sports Agency.
LeBron wrote on Dwyane Wade's Wall: "You and myself against the world!"
Chris Bosh also wrote on Dwyane Wade's Wall: "I thought we were the Three Megos."
Dwyane Wade also wrote on his Wall: "That's a lot of Bosh!
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LeBron commented on Terrelle Pryor's status. "TP would not be a nickname myself would pick. Think about it."
LeBron invited you to the Event "Summer of LeBron, a Retrospective."
LeBron suggested you like "Welcome to Miami-Bienvenido a Miami" by Will Smith.
LeBron unfriended Dan Gilbert.
LeBron unfriended Drew Carey.
LeBron and Art Modell are now friends.
Basic Info
Birthday: Dec. 30, 1984.
Siblings: LeBron is called The Chosen One for a reason.
Marriage: LOL.
Parents: G-l-o-r-i-a!
Relationship: In a committed one with myself.
Current City: LeBron is taking his talents to South Beach.
Hometown: Akron, Ohio.
Interested in: Becoming a global icon.
Looking for: A ring on my finger.
Political Views: Who cares more about LeBron?
Religious Views: Messianic.
Favorite Quotations:
"My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter, I was raised to give up. It's one of the few things I do well." -- George Costanza
Education and Work
College: Yeah, right. In 346 Division I coaches' dreams.
High School: Akron St. Vincent-St. Mary.
Likes and Interests
Interests: Dancing. Taunting. Biting LeBron's nails. Throwing powder. LeBron loves to "travel."
Music: "Time After Time" by Cyndi Lauper. "Take This Job and Shove It" by Johnny Paycheck.
Books: "Shooting Stars" by myself and Buzz Bissinger.
Movies: "Willard," "Ben," "King Rat."
Television: "King of the Hill." LeBron can never get enough of Stuart Scott saying "Boo-yah!"
Show other pages
Tats; Yankee hats; the Dallas Cowboys; A Waiter Flying Down on a Wire From the Roof of a Las Vegas Casino's Nightclub, Dressed as a King, Delivering a Bottle of Champagne to Myself; Oops, What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas; Me Being a Leader; Nike; Phil Knight; Me Being a Football Player; Jim Brown Is Right; Why Didn't People Rip Cleveland For Leaving "Family Guy"?; Sarah Palin Quit, Richard Nixon Quit Twice, One Crummy Game 5 and Everybody Busts on Me?; Pat Riley's Hair Had Nothing to Do With the Gulf Oil Spill; the Boshes Have Always Been Hard Workers; "Dwyane" Seems Like a Perfectly Reasonable Spelling to Me.
Recent Activity
LeBron unliked "Three Kings."
LeBron likes "King of Kings."
LeBron and Roberto Duran are now friends.
LeBron commented on Terrelle Pryor's status: "Myself and all your friends at LRMR commend you for always being the last player into the Ohio State interview room. The star never comes out with the warm-up acts."
LeBron suggested you like LRMR Sports Agency.
LeBron wrote on Dwyane Wade's Wall: "You and myself against the world!"
Chris Bosh also wrote on Dwyane Wade's Wall: "I thought we were the Three Megos."
Dwyane Wade also wrote on his Wall: "That's a lot of Bosh!
" LeBron commented on Terrelle Pryor's status. "TP would not be a nickname myself would pick. Think about it."
LeBron invited you to the Event "Summer of LeBron, a Retrospective."
LeBron suggested you like "Welcome to Miami-Bienvenido a Miami" by Will Smith.
LeBron unfriended Dan Gilbert.
LeBron unfriended Drew Carey.
LeBron and Art Modell are now friends.
