Mr. Bazkit's 2010 NBA Playoff Thread

**KiDBaZkiT** · 04-21-10, 11:12 PM

My initial bet cashes and my two live bets lose as a result of over-reacting. Oh well only lost a little over 2 units Ill get it back tomorrow.

**KiDBaZkiT** · 04-22-10, 10:44 AM

I got to see my p o in an hour, I am gonna rub my balls all over my urine sample cup as he never uses gloves when he handles them. He is also from Dallas and a huge Mavs fan I am gonna give him so much shit "You guys can't even guard the paint" "You guys shoot too many jumpshots, Jason Terry especially"

**KiDBaZkiT** · 04-22-10, 04:11 PM

Rollin with 2 home teams tonight. OKC matches up well against LA and I think they will have better fortune at home. Also gonna roll with Portland I think they can get back on track at home, Aldrigde just needs to stay away from the early fouls and Camby needs to man the paint. Andre Miller needs to be more aggressive in game 3 than game as well.

Oklahoma City -3 2u -115
Portland -1 2u -110

**KiDBaZkiT** · 04-22-10, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by KiDBaZkiT

Rollin with 2 home teams tonight. OKC matches up well against LA and I think they will have better fortune at home. Also gonna roll with Portland I think they can get back on track at home, Aldrigde just needs to stay away from the early fouls and Camby needs to man the paint. Andre Miller needs to be more aggressive in game 3 than game as well.

Oklahoma City -3 2u -115
~~Portland -1 2u -110~~

Cancelled Portland wager, gonna take Cleveland/Chicago UNDER instead.

Cleveland/Chicago UNDER 193 -110 2u.

**williams22** · 04-22-10, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by KiDBaZkiT

Cancelled Portland wager, gonna take Cleveland/Chicago UNDER instead.

Cleveland/Chicago UNDER 193 -110 2u.

I think that's gonna be a good change KB. I think Phoenix is going to blow them out again, just too much a difference in talent.

**KiDBaZkiT** · 04-22-10, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by williams22

I think that's gonna be a good change KB. I think Phoenix is going to blow them out again, just too much a difference in talent.

Agreed, as I was writing that play up I just had a feeling come over me like "Bro, Portland aint got shit for scoring right now."

**KiDBaZkiT** · 04-22-10, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by KiDBaZkiT

I got to see my p o in an hour, I am gonna rub my balls all over my urine sample cup as he never uses gloves when he handles them. He is also from Dallas and a huge Mavs fan I am gonna give him so much shit "You guys can't even guard the paint" "You guys shoot too many jumpshots, Jason Terry especially"

And for the record I did nothing vile to my sample cup and he told me as soon as I am done with my classes he is gonna tekk the courts to let me off probation so hopefully in about 9 weeks BazKit will be a free man. Just shows karma is a very real thing.

**KiDBaZkiT** · 04-22-10, 05:00 PM

Added a unit to my Under play so my card for today so far i

Cleveland/Chicago UNDER 193 -110 3u
Oklahoma City -3 -115 2u

**KiDBaZkiT** · 04-22-10, 05:54 PM

Its been too long since I ****ed a black chick.

**KiDBaZkiT** · 04-22-10, 05:56 PM

Look at that booty, in the words of Marc Jackson "My Goodness!"

**KiDBaZkiT** · 04-22-10, 08:36 PM

I just got home to see that score, damn I hope the Thunder come through.

**dvsbmx** · 04-22-10, 08:42 PM

Originally posted by KiDBaZkiT

I got to see my p o in an hour, I am gonna rub my balls all over my urine sample cup as he never uses gloves when he handles them. He is also from Dallas and a huge Mavs fan I am gonna give him so much shit "You guys can't even guard the paint" "You guys shoot too many jumpshots, Jason Terry especially"

Thats great..."I'm gona rub my balls all over the sample cup as he never uses gloves"....classic

**KiDBaZkiT** · 04-22-10, 10:06 PM

Parlay

Lakers+4 2nd H
UNDER 96.5

100 to win 272.73

**KiDBaZkiT** · 04-22-10, 10:44 PM

What a shit day for me. No more totals for me I am so sick of these FT contests. The 2nd H under was lookin good til that stretch where there was 11 pts in less than 60 sec. as a result of FT. I got one big play for tomorrow if it hits im just gonna cash out.

**KiDBaZkiT** · 04-22-10, 11:23 PM

13-7-1 +3.70
Parlays 0-2 -3.00

+.70 overall

**KiDBaZkiT** · 05-14-10, 03:01 PM

Well after a little break I took Boston last night for 3u, it wasn't posted in this thread but I posted it before tip-off in a thread I made which was combined and moved to Houlihans "Message to all of you doubting king james thread" You can find it posted there before the game tipped off.

2010 Playoff

14-7-1 +6.70

Parlays 0-2 -3.00

+3.70

I am really laughing at myself with a record like that I should be up more, I over-reacted so many games and went an did live bets and just ****ed myself, total rookie mistake I shouldn't of made I am oly in my 8th or 9th year of NBA betting. I am also gonna be tracking and making my WNBA plays heres as well. I have booked 2 of them so far. One of the keys to WNBA betting is bet it early cause the lines move quickly. Sometimes waiting can also help out as well, depending on the direction of the line and what you are gonna bet. I will start out small with the WNBA betting as this is only my 3rd season if WNBA.

LA/PHX OVER 175 1u
ATL/SA UNDER 169 1u

**williams22** · 05-14-10, 03:43 PM

KB, rate your WNBA knowledge in comparison to your NBA. I tend to side with you on NBA-related things, but I want to know how much you trust yourself in WNBA. Thanks and gl.

**KiDBaZkiT** · 05-14-10, 03:52 PM

Originally posted by williams22

KB, rate your WNBA knowledge in comparison to your NBA. I tend to side with you on NBA-related things, but I want to know how much you trust yourself in WNBA. Thanks and gl.

WNBA compared to NBA, its not even close. I know every player in the NBA, where they are from and what they are capable of and their history where as WNBA I am still getting acquainted with. WNBA is harder to follow cause those games are miserable to watch. But as far as my 2 picks so far I went with that LA/PHX over because the Mercury are much like the Suns, they run and gun and have an up-tempo offense and dont play much D, they did lose an important key in Cappie Pondexter but they solidified the PF position in doing so. Plus they got that Penny girl back and healthy for a full season which last time that happened she avg 17+ pts a game for an entire season(good for WNBA). LA Sparks lost Lisa Leslie but have Candice Parker to fill the void at center and they added veteran PG Panichero which should really help them that bitch has been playin forever and she can set up most of the ugly women of the WNBA for good shots. And I went with the Under in ATl/SA cause the Silver Stars best player and hottest WNBA player in Becky Hammon isnt healthy and I dont see them scoring much without her. ATL might win that one SU, we will see I may take them + the points as well.

**KiDBaZkiT** · 05-14-10, 03:53 PM

As far as how much do I trust myself, not a whole lot as of right now which is why I am playin with 1u per game to start the season.

**williams22** · 05-14-10, 03:57 PM

Sounds good, thanks.

**KiDBaZkiT** · 05-15-10, 11:04 AM

Like I said, that WNBA always has serious line movement. I feel like an idiot and maybe its cause Im on 2 hours sleep hungover as hell but I'm gonna sprinkle 2u on PHX -6.

**KiDBaZkiT** · 05-15-10, 03:20 PM

That smelly cunt Diana Taurasi was 2-11 from the floor, I was hoping Penny Taylor would miss a FT so it would go to OT, oh well it happens. I booked NY Liberty for tomorrow -6 for 3u and I got Indiana for today -4 1st H for 1 u.

2010 WNBA

0-2 -3.30

**KiDBaZkiT** · 05-15-10, 04:03 PM

Also gonna tail Houlihans on Tulsa Shock -5 for 1u.

**williams22** · 05-15-10, 04:11 PM

GL Kid.

**KiDBaZkiT** · 05-15-10, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by williams22

GL Kid.

Thanks man. I just decided to book Indiana for the full game as well. -7 for 1u.

**KiDBaZkiT** · 05-15-10, 07:27 PM

Well I will be rocking a 0-for in the WNBA. Damn ugly hoes.

**williams22** · 05-15-10, 07:32 PM

Tulsa is sucking it up so far. Looks like a 2H play might be in order.

**KiDBaZkiT** · 05-15-10, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by williams22

Tulsa is sucking it up so far. Looks like a 2H play might be in order.

I did put an additional unit on them 2nd H -4 They are scrapping like hell out there. That under is looking okay so far too if I can just cash those two and get my liberty bet tomorrow Ill be down just a little in juice.

**KiDBaZkiT** · 05-15-10, 09:18 PM

1-7 -6.60 in WNBA thank god I only am using 50 dollar units.

**williams22** · 05-15-10, 09:22 PM

Better luck tomorrow Kid. At least we cashed on the under

**KiDBaZkiT** · 05-15-10, 09:26 PM

Originally posted by williams22

Better luck tomorrow Kid. At least we cashed on the under

I hope man, as long as my NY be hits I'll be straight.

**williams22** · 05-15-10, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by KiDBaZkiT

I hope man, as long as my NY be hits I'll be straight.

I hit a small 2H parlay tonight (Dream plus both unders) to win 6 units tonight that was nice. I seem to be able to get a good feel for 2nd half wnba totals, the only problem is it means I have to watch and pay attention to the first halves

**KiDBaZkiT** · 05-15-10, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by williams22

I hit a small 2H parlay tonight (Dream plus both unders) to win 6 units tonight that was nice. I seem to be able to get a good feel for 2nd half wnba totals, the only problem is it means I have to watch and pay attention to the first halves

Oh man watching these games was FUKKING BRUTAL. I am gonna have to drink now.

**KiDBaZkiT** · 05-15-10, 09:54 PM

Onto tomorrows NBA I am rolling with Boston + the points. Orlando has been sitting home for a while and they arent used to a team that plays defense like Boston does. I think all of these games are gonna be close. If Boston won SU tomorrow I wouldn't be surprised. I want to bet a couple units but the public has been destroying the books and Ill be happy just getting a damn W after today.

Boston +7 -120 1u

**KiDBaZkiT** · 05-16-10, 05:11 PM

Wnba 1-8 -9.90 I am not even gonna bother betting that sport until NBA playoffs are over. What a joke. I remember last year every time the Libert ****ed me it was that ugle cunt McCarville. 0-5 couldnt even hit a shot and I wonder how Sylvia Fowles is allowed to play a womens sport with a 12 inch dick.