Feeling generous? send me 2 points, and i post a joke! teehee

JamesBrown · 03-21-10, 07:28 PM

Let's hear it!

alub15 · 03-21-10, 07:30 PM

This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.
The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.
The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".
So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.
So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.
The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"
So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.
So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"
the lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"
So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .
When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"

what do ya think?

btw your a good man, no matter what anyone says. hehe

ROYAJA8 · 03-21-10, 07:31 PM

haha that was comedy man. Keep them coming and i'm not talking about the lady

alub15 · 03-21-10, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by ROYAJA8

haha that was comedy man. Keep them coming and i'm not talking about the lady

oh yeaa lets see some more points and ill take some more cracks haHA

alub15 · 03-21-10, 07:36 PM

lets share the wealth guys, give some points to this guy *cough*alub15 *cough*

PlatinumBerg · 03-21-10, 07:38 PM

lol, i like how you are hustling SBR points! I got these CHEESEBURGERS MAN!!

PlatinumBerg · 03-21-10, 07:39 PM

oh, by the way, this will probably get moved once the mods see it.

tealish · 03-21-10, 07:39 PM

Hey, send me 2 points and I'd advise you on what jokes to tell to win over the crowd!

alub15 · 03-21-10, 07:40 PM

im a hustler

alub15 · 03-21-10, 07:41 PM

Originally posted by tealish

Hey, send me 2 points and I'd advise you on what jokes to tell to win over the crowd!

chillllllllll, i got the crowd under control here

tealish · 03-21-10, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by alub15

chillllllllll, i got the crowd under control here

It's a sound investment; your loss

alub15 · 03-21-10, 07:44 PM

not tryna lose points, im tryna GET SOME! LETS GO!!!! lemme c those points

tealish · 03-21-10, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by alub15

not tryna lose points, im tryna GET SOME! LETS GO!!!! lemme c those points

That's why it's called an investment. Lose some to win more, bro

<--- Look at my points accrued from jokes alone; I know what I'm doing!

alub15 · 03-21-10, 07:51 PM

you have wayy to many points, just send me a couple hundred

tealish · 03-21-10, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by alub15

you have wayy to many points, just send me a couple hundred

Why give you a couple of fish, if I can teach you how to fish?