F M L forum, come in and laugh it off!! and my pick of the day!

[makemerich]

Everyday my life is all school and work. then nba at home. my life is too tiring n hard for me not to laugh. from today I am gonna make a thread where i post one pick of the day to keep track of my picks, and I am also going to put one FML joke up to make everyone laugh. I hope everyone can enjoy this by laughing a bit everyday.

if you appreciate the jokes! please reply with just this or or anything as simple as 1 or 2 SBR points.
Hope the FML forum will make life more joyful!!

[makemerich]

FML #1:




Today, I wanted to have a good lunch with my wife before fasting for my surgery which I may not survive, she decided getting her hair cut was more important. I ate alone. FML


TOdays pick: Houston 2nd half -7!

[manidyon]

[makemerich]

FML #2:

Today, I feel asleep in my driver's ed class, and i woke up in the middle of a dream laughing, Everyone stared at me, I found out after that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didnt wear a seatbelt. FML

Isn't that messed up? lol

Todays Pick: Jazz +1.5

Record 0-1 cus arron brooks cant shoot fts.. -.-

[Nyc]

LMAO i am a teacher myself and this is hilarous keep posting these please. i will donate sbr points according to how funny it is. gl on ur pick tonight.

[makemerich]

ty nyc. at least i have one person who will follow

[makemerich]

FML #3

Today i thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

my pick of the day. - philly +1.5

lols. BOL my dudes.