Guys fresh of the presses I have a very credible inside source. My 3rd cousins landscapers aunts hairdresser who is very connected in all NBA circles confirmed via skype that Lebron has played his entire career with a torn vagina. I know you may be asking ourselves isnt a vagina already basicallly a torn sack? No this is a very serious condition knowns as vaga-bronitis. The flareup can be as painful as a papercut between two fingers and may lead to depression and suicide (fingers crossed). So please guys before you jump to conclusions understand this is a very serious ailment that he has had to endure. If anything a sweep in the series just proves lebrons heart of a champion and solidifys his GOAT status. God speed my friends.
