HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT for CAVS @ ROCKETS!

[Guy Guido Fieri]

This just in, and coming all the way from FLAVOURTOWN all the way UP here in the BASKETBALL BALLON CLOWNS FILLED WITH ORANGE FLAVOURED HELLIUM. It has been REPORTED that it is set to rain over the FONDUE STRING FOREST causing an over resounding SWISH sound causing the CAVS and ROCKETS games to go over the appointed total of 227.5!

FINAL TOTAL: CAVS 119 ROCKETS 126

SOURCES: BUDDY "CAKE BOSS" VALASTRO JR.

Your MAYOR OF FLAVOUR TOWN!

GUY "GUIDO" FIERI

[Guy Guido Fieri]

FLAVOURTOWN just got INFORMED that LAKERS HAVE EATEN WASHINGTON WAYGU steaks. The WIZARDS are in for an UPSET; just when the ice cream looked SMOOTH is CURDLED and flipped THE CAKE.

[Guy Guido Fieri]

Bullion brother bumpero!