To tell you the honest truth, I don't like that game tomorrow! It would not hurt my feeling if we wait one more day till Friday and play the Indiana game! I don't have any leans for tomorrows game, maybe the under but not enough for us to make a play on it! And the watching the other games and not loosing a penny on them and learning is what I was going to do! I was only looking at the Liberty game for Friday, and wanted to see what happened between the Sparks and Seattle!
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If it seems to good to be true it usually is!!
I have a natural instinct to exploit market ineffieciencies!!Comment -
He means they may be only betting $300 a unit for a week before they move it to $400 a unit.Comment -
We haven't had a dating tip for awhile, so here's a little nugget for you. It's Law #16, from the bestselling Robert Greene book of a few years ago entitled "The 48 Laws of Power". Pick one up on amazon for about 12 bucks, but DON'T leave it lying around. Pick up a copy and you'll see why. No, there's no pictures. For you single guys, this is critical stuff:
"Use absence to increase respect and honor. Too much circulation makes the price go down. The more you are seen and heard from, the more common you appear. You must learn when to leave. Create value through scarcity."Comment -
My book has the 1h O/U at 75.5 for tomorrows game. Seems pretty good to me seeing the total is 177.5 on the book. Does not make very much sense, your guys thoughts?Comment -
Very well then
NO PROJECT PLAY FOR THURSDAYS GAMEComment -
CK, will/have you already played the under in tommrows game?Scared money don't make money
182-120-6 (60.26%) Final Total NBA Record over 308 plays
37-20-1 (65%) Record for the 2010 NBA PLAYOFFSComment -
I'm feeling a suburb play coming up...
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Who's the ugliest woman in the WNBA and if you were drunk out of your mind, would you do her?Comment -
hahahahahahaha...i didn't expect to see that
what a question...Comment -
now tell me if this isn't an erection assassin...
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Are you kidding me? Kelly Miller. By a mile.Comment -
feels good to hear this outside of my own head. i was thinking they were the steal of week one. that's what i call a short 10 they're giving the bills. i like my titans to take care of business in day one, though. you all do realize they should have played az in the championship game, correct?...but i digress...back to the wnba...Comment -
There has been much conversation over the years about how to get inappropriate contact from a woman and to keep it that way so that this type of thing will happen on the regular, you know what I'm sayin'?
First things first. If you are laready in a situation and it's not happening on the regular, it's too late. You are already either married or leasing. And there is no way to change comfort once it has set in. You must first find a woman that likes to have her hair pulled. How you gon look walking in your house and grabbing your old lady by her pony tail and.. well you know the rest, anyway you look over her shoulder and your in-laws are staring at you and shaking their head..The only way to get beyond this type of thing is to marry a young woman, preferrably at least 10 years younger so that she can take to some proper trainin'.
You're out and about at a bar and you spot that one that also has spotted you. Long story short you breeze upon her letting her know that you were checkin her out from across the bar. Give her a compliment. It is the last compliment that you can give her. Ask her if she's with friends, what are her interests. Ask to meet her friends. Tell her you have a couple a f*ckos with you but you'd like to see what the crew is up against. A mud duck check is always a good idea. One must have a good reputation with the fellas for proper hook-ups. if the chick check meets with approval, get the caravan going to a bar at, you guessed it a decent hotel with a nice bar. A quick duck to the bathroom and a reservation can be made in advance preferrably a 2 roomer. Now it doesn't cost a thing for a reservation. All that you are doing is holding it. If it does go down hopefully you don't have broke ass friends who won't chip in on it. But the idea is to keep things moving, switch up the people in the cars, but ALWAYS give the Craniologist the front seat in YOUR car.
So now you have a moving party.
The party is now at the new bar. Obviously you have it covered if you score or not, and if need be and you aren't in any condition to drive, you're already good. Home away from home and the ladies don't know where you stay. YOU MUST TELL HER THAT YOU ARE IN TOWN FOR ONLY A FEW DAYS.
Anyway, fast forward through a lot of small talk and jokes, lies or whatever. It is best to stick to a script and come cold when the conversation turns to sex.
Anyway, if she asks you turn your head to the side and beckon for her to come close. Whisper in her ear that you have your preferences just like you're sure that she also has hers. Tell her that she's too pretty to be a professional. And aside from that, it's really ALL that you like about sex and not too much else. Tell her that you don't always have a lot of time and that when you do you like to relax with assitance in an unexpected fashion. Be very forthright and look directly into her eyes. If she asks you what your fantasy is tell her to wake up from sleep with you doing nasty professional things. Now mind you all of this conversation is best if whispered. With whispering comes busy hands, you know...hopefully you had the foresight to blast off with Altoids and a squirt of cologne at some point in the day. Whatever you do don't mess up this conversation...don't talk much about yourself. Keep the heat on.
Announce that you have a room in the hotel and ask the group to go up to the room and continue the party. This makes the chicks feel secure because they are in numbers. Get into that room and find the radio channels on the tv quick. Don't give the ladies any opportunity to turn the set out into a cinema. One couple has to go on the booze run. It can't be you because you because you're trying to get slurped.
Do not smoke purple with chicks. It makes them too analytical and this is detrimental to what you are trying to do. I don't want to sit up and talk about theories. I want to get slurped. But if you must, never offer any to them. Ask them if they have some since you're getting the drinkola.
Now here comes the tricky part. In order for anything to jump off for anyone, one couple has to leave the room leaving the others in there looking at each other like what you gon do? Why take up a room? There's too much square footage to account for in a room. No motherf*ckers. You walk into the open area by the bathroom in the room and take your drink and lady there. If it's a good room it will have recessed lights and a dimmer and a sink blowdryer, coffee pot, etc. but best of all a counter, which YOU sit on as she stands between your legs. The transition is most easy from this counter move.
Okay so at some point you place her hand on your johnson, and tell her that everyone's watching. Lick a woman on her neck while you kiss her and it's over. Slip into the toilet area and turn off the light, feel her up somethin' terrible and always keep her hand on your stones. Tell her "You know what I like". And of course, What you mean you don't know" this is what grown folks do. Ain't nobdoy here but me and you. Look how hard it is, blah, blah blah.
Now not every woman is going to go for this shit. You can meet and make some really intersting alliances doing these types of parties. You may find that the woman you started off thinking about a romantic interest turns into a very successful business alliance. But we ain't lookin for that one today. You're looking for the permanent professional. If she's the one she will get straight to work. All that you need is one doctor and if she is one she will perform this first time and boss you up. If she wants sex after that you ask her to do it again because you don't feel like doing all of that and you told her before what you like to have done. If she asks to you to go down on her or f*ck her without protection, ask her to wash you off. When she's finished start getting dressed. If she asks you what's wrong, you tell her that she disrespcted you by playing you for a trick, and that you thought that she wanted to be a part of what you were doing. You have to make her feel bad about wanting equal treatment. This must be discouraged from the start when attempting to have a permanent doctor. If you tryin' to get slurped like a boss you can't be kneeling like a servant for her, and that's real.
Get the hell out of that bathroom but don't leave. You have to make her attempt to engage you, then at some point let her know that you'll try to put this behind you, but in the front of your mind you'll always know where she stands and that you feel that she is selfish. When trainin' you must be firm. Throw everybody out at 4. If she wants to stay, tell her she has to make it up to you in the morning. Go to sleep and don't f*ck her. In the morning wake up pushing her head down on it, talkin about " What you waitin' for?"
The trick is to always massage situations so that you appear to be the one who is being disrespected and that she must atone. Combine this with making it abundantly clear that this is all that you like. Keep her away from your house as much as possible. Always make sure that when she is coming to see you that you ask her to bring some shit with her for you. Always think that everything is about trainin', because it isComment -
CK, No Suburb play from you sir???Comment -
kelly miller reminds me of when jim carry
on madTV played that female bodybuilder
Vera DemiloComment -
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Great stuff CK, you should write a book. Oprah would probably recommend it.Comment -
CK damn thats the shista right there my man!Comment -
It's all good. I forgot to mention to take them week 1 as well with the long chalk against the Bills. The organizations are not equal, and T.O. is a difference maker, but he is also only one person. Lynch will be on suspension for some of that young player shit. The Pats are straight buddy, Don't be afraid of the 10 points. A little Fred Taylor in the mix with Maroney and Tom Terrific. Buy a hook and get under it and play them at -9.5. They are at least 14 points better than the Bills
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Suburb Play
Washington-1.5 1st half
Washington/Phoenix under 178 -150 (with a 2 point buy)Comment -
CK do you know what the record of the suburb plays are so far?Scared money don't make money
182-120-6 (60.26%) Final Total NBA Record over 308 plays
37-20-1 (65%) Record for the 2010 NBA PLAYOFFSComment -
CK, obviously wasted with a bottle of Jack and his dick in his hand when writing up that last dating tip, haha good stuff though. Saw some people talkin bout those Week 1 lines, the real money is to take the bears +3. You buy that half point and get it to +3.5 and you're golden. Lovie has dominated the packComment -
We've got our numbers for Friday already
Indiana+2.5
New York-2.5 o/u 140.5 (Wow that's low! I love the under and side already)
Sacramento+6.5
San Antonio-6.5 o/u 142
Detroit+3
Atlanta-3 o/u 153.5
Los Angeles+7.5
Seattle-7.5 o/u 143Last edited by cocknocker; 06-25-09, 05:49 PM.Comment -
Sexymit, the public will be all over the Fever and we may be able to get the game at Liberty (PK). I suggest that we don't play ANYTHING else but the Liberty for three units. They will win this game. Let's leave all of the other shit alone and go for the premium pick. You know as well as I do that the Liberty don't have any business being favored in this game, lol! Bettors will be rubbing their hands and eyes in anticipation of a free chicken dinner New York style. it won't happen. We have our finger on the pulse of this league.Comment -
The Bears get torched for big plays because they have bad db's. An upgrade on db's and the pick looks sage. If not then it will eb a high scoring affair and they will get torched late for a bomb and lose on either a pass interference call or a touchdown. This is the only thing that is holding this team back from being great. They have some of the best linebackers in football though. Cutler is a slinger to be sure. But so is Aaron RodgersComment -
The Phoenix O/U just went up to 177.5 on 5dimes. You can get it 178 -115 in the reduced section. This is by far the highest over/under ever for these teams. Last year the Over/Under was 168 in both of their matchups. The highest O/U ever for these two teams was 172.5 three years ago. The line itself tells you that the game should be very close. I can not see Phoenix putting up 85-90 points with the amount of rest that they have for this game. I see this game landing in the 165-170 range, 85-80. The winner of the game is a tossup as Phoenix is obviously the better team but the Mystics are more prepared.
The Mystics are down to -2 and -0.5 1st half.Last edited by sweetjones55; 06-25-09, 12:42 PM.Scared money don't make money
182-120-6 (60.26%) Final Total NBA Record over 308 plays
37-20-1 (65%) Record for the 2010 NBA PLAYOFFSComment
