WNBA Dating Tips

**texhooper** · 07-08-09, 10:05 PM

there he is!!!! jim, buddy, long time no see...glad i could publicize what would have been the loss that took you down to like 80%.

kid, man, i had it at 91.5, tried to put it in, it went down to 91, tried to put it in again, and it went down to 90.5...BUT I STILL TOOK IT ANYWAY...who likes heineken? come on over, i got plenty to spare.

**The_Kid** · 07-08-09, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by texhooper

kid, man, i had it at 91.5, tried to put it in, it went down to 91, tried to put it in again, and it went down to 90.5...BUT I STILL TOOK IT ANYWAY...who likes heineken? come on over, i got plenty to spare.

Come on, Mercury! Bring home the bacon!!!

Originally posted by Jimbo42

13-3 Holmes... that third one WAS last night bro... lets get it back

Jimbo, is that your record on 2H plays? If it is, then you're killing it, bro!

**SportsTerminator** · 07-08-09, 10:10 PM

This is definitely staying under lol.

**texhooper** · 07-08-09, 10:15 PM

Originally posted by Jimbo42

hey bro... u on that Conn 2nd half last night??? couldn't get to a computer

missed it man, checked the scores right ater the 3rd quarter started. literally. there was like, 9:45 left, and i punched myself in the groin. then i snatched the sky, who let it slip away. i don't want to become your wnba lemondropkid, but it's starting to look that way.

**texhooper** · 07-08-09, 10:16 PM

lemon, i think you're great, by the way, if you see this.

**Jimbo42** · 07-08-09, 10:17 PM

Originally posted by texhooper

lemon, i think you're great, by the way, if you see this.

**texhooper** · 07-08-09, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by SportsTerminator

This is definitely staying under lol.

even at 90.5, yeah, it looks that way. might take an act of god to reverse that.

**Panekkkk** · 07-08-09, 10:21 PM

Dammit I wish I had seen that 2H under...!!!!!!!

**haserfauld** · 07-08-09, 10:25 PM

grabbed sky under 44.5 and under 91.5 2nd half

also riding pho -10 and a teaser:

pho -5.5 / under 184

lets do it!!

**TheLemonDropKid** · 07-08-09, 10:29 PM

Originally posted by texhooper

lemon, i think you're great, by the way, if you see this.

No offense taken bro.......if you hang with me, you have to have perfectly refined character. Gotta be able to withstand the heat in the worst possible conditions. Ask your boy Jimbo about what it's like to dance with me......I have horrible breath and I make everything melt.......lol.

**The_Kid** · 07-08-09, 10:29 PM

Alright, Phoenix better not blow this lead. If it stays like this, it SHOULD stay UNDER for the 2H.

**texhooper** · 07-08-09, 10:31 PM

panekkkk...can't you just make it up on the rockies and the rays tomorrow? they fit the criteria...

wrong forum, i know, but i'm talking to panekkkk here.

**texhooper** · 07-08-09, 10:40 PM

lemon, you're one of the best dudes on the forum. for real. and you are white as snow. i saw your pic. you are as white as my ass, and how you convinced a dark skinned broad you're worth a damn is beyond me...i don't mean that in a bad way...

**cocknocker** · 07-08-09, 10:52 PM

Chalk so big you'll choke on it! Chicken dinner was tasty!

**oda11** · 07-08-09, 10:56 PM

That 2H bet was close guys! Congrats!

And another great call CK!

Is Sac your only take tomorrow?

**aneurysm00** · 07-08-09, 10:56 PM

Nice middle hit if you had PHO for the Game and +2.5 2H on Sky.

**haserfauld** · 07-08-09, 10:57 PM

Originally posted by haserfauld

grabbed
sky under 44.5 2nd half WIN
under 91.5 2nd half WIN

also riding pho -10 WIN
and a teaser:

pho -5.5 / under 184 WIN

lets do it!!

Hell YES

**BigMoneyMan** · 07-08-09, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by cocknocker

Chalk so big you'll choke on it! Chicken dinner was tasty!

Yep and it was tasty too. I pounded it big and it was good. Hope everyone got some. Yummy! Night all

**oda11** · 07-08-09, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by aneurysm00

Nice middle hit if you had PHO for the Game and +2.5 2H on Sky.

Yup, thank you Jimbo, I was leaning Sky for 2H but I saw that you were on it, and that just made me double up on it, haha.

**Abrcrom12** · 07-08-09, 10:59 PM

**linglingfool** · 07-08-09, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by aneurysm00

Nice middle hit if you had PHO for the Game and +2.5 2H on Sky.

Gah, I took the -2.5 on PHO.

**texhooper** · 07-08-09, 11:02 PM

oh man...phoenix -11, sky +2.5 second half, and under 90.5 second half. all you guys deserve a kiss.

**xmrblueduckyx** · 07-08-09, 11:05 PM

im one of the suckers who took phx -2.5 2H.

only minimal profit today.
but hey, a win is a win.

wish i woulda seen your post BMM. would have like to pound that one and stay away from the 2nd half bets... i'll learn

**xxdjstriderxx** · 07-08-09, 11:56 PM

A ****ing MAZING. is all i gotta say, cha-ching!

**Panekkkk** · 07-09-09, 12:25 AM

Originally posted by texhooper

panekkkk...can't you just make it up on the rockies and the rays tomorrow? they fit the criteria...

wrong forum, i know, but i'm talking to panekkkk here.

Hey tex haha yah I laid on the Rockies but even with the 6 inning system held off on the Rays. I actually went heavy on the Jays and kind of regretted it after seeing the today's Rays hitting line. But the fact is that Halladay is due for a huge game. He gave up 4 runs last start and usually follows up these games with a big fat donut over 8. After taking two I expect some of the Rays top starters to be sitting.

**jcygts6** · 07-09-09, 12:34 AM

hell yeah crumbdog millonaire!!

**xxdjstriderxx** · 07-09-09, 05:36 AM

crumbdog millionaire i like that one lol

**Tennispro** · 07-09-09, 08:45 AM

Seattle -8 bought 1 point gl all.

**pho3nix32** · 07-09-09, 09:22 AM

lines and picks for tomorrow:

la@ny 141 UNDER
sac@sea 140 OVER

**TheLemonDropKid** · 07-09-09, 10:09 AM

Originally posted by texhooper

lemon, you're one of the best dudes on the forum. for real. and you are white as snow. i saw your pic. you are as white as my ass, and how you convinced a dark skinned broad you're worth a damn is beyond me...i don't mean that in a bad way...

How did I convince a sista to marry me??? Hmmmm.....well you know there are a few fundamental things chicks dig in a guy........money, huge penis, or great sense of humor. I don't have any money because I'm a horrible capper and I'm not very funny......so we will just leave it at that......lol.

**RoagBettor** · 07-09-09, 10:19 AM

Hmmm....

We need to bet the over/under on LemonDropKid.

The line is 7 (inches).

Who wants to verify?

**peterpan19** · 07-09-09, 10:44 AM

Hmmmm.....well you know there are a few fundamental things chicks dig in a guy........money, huge penis, or great sense of humor

guess what I have ? ... LOL

**HarleyDavids** · 07-09-09, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

Hmmm....

We need to bet the over/under on LemonDropKid.

The line is 7 (inches).

Who wants to verify?

I'll sit out on this one.

**RoagBettor** · 07-09-09, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by peterpan19

guess what I have ? ... LOL

pp (pun intended), you're a funny guy!

**sweetjones55** · 07-09-09, 10:51 AM

Sexymit/CK, are the Sparks (maybe 1st half play) a go tonight considering that the Liberty just finished dismantling the World Champs? I personally love taking the moneyline on 3 point road underdogs.