An Open Letter To The Boston Celtics
Dear Ray, Paul, Baby, Rajon, and Team,
As a fan of your company for 34 years I ask you not to stop producing wins. Wins are a great product and even though your main producer of wins is on sick leave, do not let that stop you from doing what you do best. I have bought many of your wins in all different forms. Some of your wins have given me happiness, some I even invested in and made $$. I expect around 10:00 PM I will be smiling and richer because of your product. Ray, I have faith that you just had a bad day at work on Saturday. I know your boss Danny has been out of the office for the last couple of days, but that is no excuse for slacking. Please don't make me have to buy into an inferior product. I do not want to invest in the Clippers in 2010.
Sincerely,
Casperwaits
CEO
CockStar Enterprises
As a fan of your company for 34 years I ask you not to stop producing wins. Wins are a great product and even though your main producer of wins is on sick leave, do not let that stop you from doing what you do best. I have bought many of your wins in all different forms. Some of your wins have given me happiness, some I even invested in and made $$. I expect around 10:00 PM I will be smiling and richer because of your product. Ray, I have faith that you just had a bad day at work on Saturday. I know your boss Danny has been out of the office for the last couple of days, but that is no excuse for slacking. Please don't make me have to buy into an inferior product. I do not want to invest in the Clippers in 2010.
Sincerely,
Casperwaits
CEO
CockStar Enterprises