The city needs you here. We are at an all time low.
They are going to start selling beer in grocery stores just because everyone is so embarrassed by your imprudent lack of success.
People will avoid going on vacation this summer to escape the opprobrium of the international community.
Your cataclysmic failure will prove ruinous to our economy, our spirits and our sex drives.
Please win one game. If not for yourselves, then for the city. We need this right now.
Kind Regards,
MMMV
They are going to start selling beer in grocery stores just because everyone is so embarrassed by your imprudent lack of success.
People will avoid going on vacation this summer to escape the opprobrium of the international community.
Your cataclysmic failure will prove ruinous to our economy, our spirits and our sex drives.
Please win one game. If not for yourselves, then for the city. We need this right now.
Kind Regards,
MMMV