Omar the Wizard

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  • Omar the Wizard
    SBR Rookie
    • 01-04-15
    • 13

    #1
    Omar the Wizard
    Out of the mysterious East, out of the desert's burning sands, the voice of ancient Persia speaks to the heart of him who understands.

    Out of the majestic star lit skies a sign on the mystic scroll of fate the moving finger writes in gold "Do you hear the call of Omar"? Omar the mysterious voice that only I can hear.

    Through a complex code delivered via magical bells I, Mr. X, am now burdened with the responsibility of delivering Omar the Wizards message to seekers of earthly paradise.

    I do not gamble. I do not like sports. Nor was I seeking employment when chosen for this mission as I am independently wealthy. Nonetheless, His will not mine be done.

    Do not reply to this thread. Your comments, good or bad, are neither solicited or welcome and will not be read or responded to. I am only a humble messenger.

    Alas, the voice of Omar the Wizard has spoken and I must obey.

    Omar is hot due to the heat from the sun. Oh so hot as if the heat is from many suns!

    Oh now I understand.

    Miami HEAT +10
    Phoenix SUNS + 5

    Sin Sala Bin *Bowing to Omar*
  • trobin31
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-09-14
    • 9854

    #2
    Your wife has the clitoris like the sleeve of a wizard
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    • teecee
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-18-09
      • 6298

      #3
      Omar the wizard has beeen reading my mind, which I hope, is correct.
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      • hottips
        SBR Hustler
        • 05-15-14
        • 99

        #4
        omar the wizard disappeared?? lol
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