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[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

Yeah, I miss those golden days of infinite fade opportunities. It was like the heavens would open up and rain down money.

Unfortunately, the OP went off the rails on a crazy train at some point. Let's just hope that he finds the right combination of therapy and meds that leads him back to the path of sanity. I wish him well in his recovery.

Shut up and stay off of my thread you lying piece of shit troll.

You are obviously the one on the meds you piece of shit.

Shut the fukk up you psyco bitch and prison bitch!

[Eddy Munny]

Stay thirsty, my friend.

[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

shut the hell up you fukking stupid pathetic prison psycho bitch retard!

[Eddy Munny]

Stop abusing me with such harsh language or I will flag your posts I deem reprehensible.

You don't want me to do that, old friend... cuz you'll be floundering in a sea of flags with no land in sight.

There'll be more flags than the opening ceremonies of the summer games.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

You need the help you fukking moron prison bitch clown!!

[Eddy Munny]

[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

Stay the hell off my thread you fukking piece of demonazicommiefukkupcrappy psycho bitch troll!

[Eddy Munny]

Even the Urban Dictionary doesn't recognize "demonazicommiefukkupcrappy" as a real word...

So I guess you're just a big, fat dummyhead who has adult relations with Bacon Club Chalupas.

[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

Stay off of my threads you fukking prison demonazicomiefukkupcrappy piece of worthless shit bitch!

G-d you are really stupid aren't you?

I made up that word you fukking moron!

[Eddy Munny]

Why did you censor yourself when you didn't have to?

Are you afraid that God is watching, and taking notes?

Do you fear his wrath will rain down, in the form of another catastrophic year of losing NBA tickets?

Do you recoil in horror at the very notion that your sinful ways could result in an additional lifetime of mental illness?

Your guilt is showing in spades... and you realize the Big Man upstairs is taking inventory, thus your reluctance to utter his name in vain.

Just ask your Heavenly Father for forgiveness. Then ask me. The Good Book says forgiveness will be granted to those who seek it in earnest.

I, on the other hand, may not be so forgiving. You've betrayed my goodwill one too many times. You owe me enough apologies to suffice Hitler's trek to Jerusalem. Maybe I'll forgive you if you catch me in the right mood. You can always try me, old friend.

[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

STFU you stupid ass prison psycho bitch.

Go bend over and drop the soap for one of your fukk buddies behind bars you literal piece of shit.

I could care less about you being forgiving or not you are no one to me now STFU and stay off of my threads you dumb fukking clown!

[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

I welcome anyone else seeing this thread to tell this prison pyscho bitch to stay off.

He it or queer and I suspect a queer doesn't know when to stay off.

I had a good following until this psycho bitch started.

Note the dumb ass will never start a thread of he, she it my guess queer of its own!

[Eddy Munny]

Are you under the influence of profound mind-altering substances? You are failing to make coherent statements and that worries me. What 'scrips are you currently on? I will take the liberty of contacting one of your sponsors if there is any sign on negligence on their part at the funny farm. You can count on me, old friend.

[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

No but you are psycho prison bitch.

Now STFU and stay off. I am not so forgiving.

You are a pain in the ass just like demonazicommiefukkupcrappies aka democrats are!

[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

We never were and you will never be my friend you asshole!

[Eddy Munny]

Don't take this the wrong way, but I'd like to meet you somewhere... like maybe an IHOP parking lot or something, and I'd wear some loose fitting pants and such. I'd like you to take your strong hand and slip it down my trousers in an effort to explore my nether regions and find out what tickles my pickle. I'm not gay, but I feel like if you get to know me on a very basic, primal level, we'd have a better understanding of each other's motives.

Are you down, old friend? Do you want to rendezvous on a concrete dance floor and find out what lurks beneath my Zoobaz parachute pants? I want you to feel like a child on Christmas morning when you reach down into my pubic zone and grasp the first firm appendage that titillates your fingertips. Help yourself, old friend.

[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

[Eddy Munny]

What's the problem, you don't like pancakes?

[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

You are the fukking troll you prison psycho retard bitch!

[Eddy Munny]

Oh no, you must have me confused with someone else... I've never been to prison.

In fact...

I'm good enough,

I'm smart enough,

and doggone it,

people like me.

[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

Get over yourself you fukking attention whore monger troll.

No one likes your sorry ass.

Then go start your own thread and stay off of mine you pathetic piece of shit excuse for a human!

I really think you are a fukking stupid ass illegal beaner bastard messican here illegaly from worthless piece of shit messico!

[Eddy Munny]

I'm sending a penis pump to the mental ward, with your name on it. Do not feel ashamed. Do not feel embarrassed. There is no pressure. Do with it what you like. I just thought that, as a friend, I am obligated to address that very issue that fuels your fury.

There should be an instruction manual accompanying the device. Read it carefully, old friend. I wish you well on this latest mission of yours, and it is my sincerest hope that the results find you a fitter, happier, more confident, middle-aged man.

[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

Eddy dumb ass fukking psycho prison bend over for anyone bitch you are the troll.

Now stay the fukk off of my threads you asshole!

[Eddy Munny]

I have it on good authority that you lost your virginity to a Bacon Club Chalupa.

[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

[Eddy Munny]

There's a reason why Taco Bell has banned you from the dining room area.

[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

There's a reason why Taco Bell has banned you from the dining room area.

There is a reason you are banned from humanity!

Now STFU you stupid ass fukking troll!

[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

[Eddy Munny]

Yeah, don't feed the troll Bacon Club Chalupas... he'll only fornicate with it and finish somewhere in it's warm, meaty wallet... leaving a disheveled mess of iceberg lettuce and "special sauce." He'll then toss his spent Latino lover into the fridge, for a zesty, midnight snack.

[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

[Eddy Munny]

Absolutely, positively do not feed him... especially after midnight.

[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

[Eddy Munny]

Please stop harassing me.