fakk.. this sucks.. i really wanted to see how the Lakers would perform in successive games..
minus the hog.. i wanted to show that they would move the ball and do great, likely lead wire-to-wire
but i KNEW he would never permit his team to keep winning without him, or he would be exposed..
i LOVE that he added the FLU to today's game.. (really most creative, i must say)
hmm.. i w-o-o-o-o-nder where he caught it.. or how.. *seems odd nobody else has it, only Kobe..
65˚ degrees in LA. (very strange. perhaps poor immunity)
if anybody wants to watch Princess Diva act tonight.. it should be good..
oh, and it's win-win for Kobe, and lose-lose for the Lakers..
if Lakers lose..
"well, c'mon dude.. he's got like.. one-leg, AND the Flu-bird, man..it's a miraclo he played at all!!, ya-Ahh!!.
if Kobe wins..
"Kobe willed his team to victory, all by himself, overcoming what appear to be insurmountable
physical obstacles.. yet again, in the history of human kind, like feats have never been accomplished, Ladies and Gentlemen, we are watching history itself before our eyes."
what specifically to watch for in tonight's game by Princess Diva
1) laying down on the court, especially next to bench. towel covering head
2) heavy breathing.. during play pause
3) ankle grabbing+wincing combo after missed shots or bad turnover
4) very slow getting up, will never get up by himself, will wait for player to come over, then make him wait.
5) if he makes a shot and is fouled, will also be certain to follow through the tumble to embellish, milking the NBA's most gullible fan-base
enjoy!
