RICHMOND night races (Xfinity/Cup)--

[reigle9]

this is so goddamn funny i have to post it, by bro went to az to play shows this weekend, he is NOT GOOD at alcohol

he's telling me stories his old band was telling him, none of these are exaggerated, he's my \*\*\*\*\*\* friend but in reality he's a killer

Then he tells me about another story where I smashed some girls while noshing and a guy tried to make me apologize. My guitarist said it was an amazing moment because I acted like I was going to really apologize, then said "I'm sorry..... that you're a bitch, penetrate you and your sister." Then he said I laid down on the floor while smoking and just looked at him, then said "I'll break you in half"

[reigle9]

he remembers none of this


Then my old guitarist is telling me about old shows I don't remember. He told me one where I dropped 3 guys with punches then got on top of one and was beating his ass. Then another where I yelled on stage at 2 guys who were joking around. Guess I said "shut the penetrate up you pussies, no smiling" and then jumped off stage and smashed them with punches

[reigle9]

carolina is winning? we;ll it was fun while it lasted

[reigle9]

obv kb is the best driver in the world, no disputing that

but i legeit slam booze and do cocaine, im 2nd

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I'd 100% tongue jack Emma Roberts' shitbox

def tongue punch her fartbox all day, no problem

Alphas have the women lined up to do it to you.

This fart inhaling stuff for girls.


What's noshing??

[reigle9]

i mean, i suppose you can talk shit and pretend like i wont drop you after 6 vodkas lol

[unlearn]

I'm gonna let that one go opti since you just made me 5k

[reigle9]

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i mean, i suppose you can talk shit and pretend like i wont drop you after 6 vodkas lol

I thought you were my bodyguard???

Don't make me tie you up like a pretzel again rummy!

I'm gonna let that one go opti since you just made me 5k

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Oh yeah.

Unlearn was right. Rossi an oyster.

Glad Indycars over this year.

[unlearn]

ginny sac goes camping, the bears have to hide their food

[unlearn]

Oh yeah.

Unlearn was right. Rossi an oyster.

Glad Indycars over this year.

Rossi is to you as Larson is to Mike

[unlearn]

Ralphie the goat

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Rossi is to you as Larson is to Mike

I was betting him like that early in year but stopped.

Seriously thought everything was pointing to him winning today. Raced on track a lot more than others, needed to win whilst rivals for cup did not.. hard to be disappointed after second nice profit weekend in row, but am a bit about that one.

[reigle9]

oh yeah.

Unlearn was right. Rossi an oyster.

Glad indycars over this year.

i me, is always right

[reigle9]

Rossi is to you as Larson is to Mike

Ralphie the goat

Rossi is to you as Larson is to Mike

[unlearn]

I was betting him like that early in year but stopped.

Seriously thought everything was pointing to him winning today. Raced on track a lot more than others, needed to win whilst rivals for cup did not.. hard to be disappointed after second nice profit weekend in row, but am a bit about that one.

I was fuming about losing all my bets when Russell wrecked and lost to Kubica for the first time all year until I saw that purple fast lap icon go up next to our guy with 2 to go. First time I ever hit anything like that in my life. I remember a few years back when Mike called David Ragan at 150/1 didnt think we would ever top that one but holy shit what a call.

[reigle9]

[5mike5]

I was fuming about losing all my bets when Russell wrecked and lost to Kubica for the first time all year until I saw that purple fast lap icon go up next to our guy with 2 to go. First time I ever hit anything like that in my life. I remember a few years back when Mike called David Ragan at 150/1 didnt think we would ever top that one but holy shit what a call.

1000-1 will never be topped.

Still pinching myself. Lol

[5mike5]

The ROVAL up next for Xfinity and Cup on Sat and Sun afternoon. Talk about a crap shoot.

Will post thread this evening or in the morning

[unlearn]

Think I'll sit those 2 out and just play F1

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Think I'll sit those 2 out and just play F1

Only just realized Russia GP is on this weekend back to back.

Merc have won all 5 races run there. And fast lap has come from one of the podium finishers every year.

Not as exciting as Singapore for betting. :\

[reigle9]

probably going to take these dickbeaters until weds to come up with odds

i just know im betting cindric in xf, did they race there last year? i havent looked at shit

[reigle9]

Briscoe won last year. Cindric 3rd. Dinger will probably be in it

[reigle9]

who knows what odds will look like but thinking of guys like chase, blaney, dibs and larson

prob just take briscoe and cindric in xf, maybe whoever is in the 8 if they get someone good

[5mike5]

Cindric will open a huge fav for Xfinity prob. Maybe allgaier odds will be decent

Cup race was insane last year. Lots of misleading stats and finishing results from that race and we only have 1 race there. Those are pretty much meaningless this week

****Also the track was changed for this race from last year so keep that in mind. The chicane was changed and is now much slower

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Cindric will open a huge fav for Xfinity prob. Maybe allgaier odds will be decent

Cup race was insane last year. Lots of misleading stats and finishing results from that race and we only have 1 race there. Those are pretty much meaningless this week

****Also the track was changed for this race from last year so keep that in mind. The chicane was changed and is now much slower

I think they changed track during course of the weekend last year too.

It's a rubbish track. Need a real road course in chase.

[5mike5]

They should have just changed schedule around and put the Glen in playoffs

[unlearn]

Truex opened +300 jesus

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Truex opened +300 jesus

It's awesome really.

qualified 13th and finished 14th and led no laps last year. (sorry was wrong, he led 5 laps)

I smell a gravy train.


Kurt +2200 and Bowman +8800 look like steals to me.

Blaney +2200 seems good too

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Someone thinks the book is right, down to +295

Martin Truex Jr	+295
Kyle Busch	+550
Chase Elliott	+880
Kyle Larson	+880
Brad Keselowski	+880
Denny Hamlin	+880
Kevin Harvick	+1540
Joey Logano	+1760
Clint Bowyer	+2200
Erik Jones	+2200
Ryan Blaney	+2200
Kurt Busch	+2200
Jimmie Johnson	+3300
Ryan Newman	+8800
William Byron	+8800
Alex Bowman	+8800
Matt DiBenedetto	+8800
Daniel Suarez	+8800
Aric Almirola	+11000
Chris Buescher	+11000
Michael McDowell	+11000
Paul Menard	+22000
Ricky Stenhouse Jr	+22000
Daniel Hemric	+33000
David Ragan	+55000
Ryan Preece	+55000
Austin Dillon	+55000
Ty Dillon	+55000
Matt Tifft	+55000
Darrell Wallace Jr	+110000
Corey LaJoie	+220000
Landon Cassill	+220000
Reed Sorenson	+550000

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Kyle +550 probably as good as it will get for him too

Even Brad +880 probably good odds. Qualified 2nd, led a bunch of laps and wrecked out with Kyle in lead late last year.

[unlearn]

Blaney>Jones-115 looks strong

[unlearn]

Kyle +550 probably as good as it will get for him too

Even Brad +880 probably good odds. Qualified 2nd, led a bunch of laps and wrecked out with Kyle in lead late last year.

Didnt Larson get caught up in that too? He was the best car iirc

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Didnt Larson get caught up in that too? He was the best car iirc

Is that you Mike?