My 100% Cant Lose Vancouver Canook Betting Strategy....

DennisGreen · 04-14-11, 03:30 PM

Da Bears are who we thought they are! Packers raped Da Bears prison style. Bears suck, I feel sorry for you having to cheer for Jay Cutler

mike-dub · 04-14-11, 04:27 PM

you hated the packers but bet them and made money off them. now, you hate the canucks but are betting them and making money off them. seems like you just dont like good teams. but at least youre not letting your emotions decide your bets and you recognize the canucks as the better team here. you can dress it up all you want and say its to stick it to canucks fans and make money off our team, but if you REALLY hated the canucks, youd be betting against them and hoping hawks come through. i wouldnt call it a strategy, its simply called picking the favourite. i hate the flames and like the oilers but i wouldnt waste my money on the oilers to beat them.

JW Cash · 04-14-11, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by mike-dub

you hated the packers but bet them and made money off them. now, you hate the canucks but are betting them and making money off them. seems like you just dont like good teams. but at least youre not letting your emotions decide your bets and you recognize the canucks as the better team here. you can dress it up all you want and say its to stick it to canucks fans and make money off our team, but if you REALLY hated the canucks, youd be betting against them and hoping hawks come through. i wouldnt call it a strategy, its simply called picking the favourite. i hate the flames and like the oilers but i wouldnt waste my money on the oilers to beat them.

Hey....dont stress yourself out over the Strategy...It Simply WORKS..money is money

check out the new thread

Vancouver Canooks Stanley Cup Championship Theme Song....

bruceBRUCEbruce · 04-15-11, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by mike-dub

but if you REALLY hated the canucks, youd be betting against them and hoping hawks come through. i wouldnt call it a strategy, its simply called picking the favourite.

No. Betting the Hawks here, from his point of view, is awful strategy. If he did that, he'd be losing money when the 'Nucks win, adding the insult to the injury. It's pretty simple, people. And good strategy.

JW Cash · 04-15-11, 01:54 PM

Originally posted by bruceBRUCEbruce

No. Betting the Hawks here, from his point of view, is awful strategy. If he did that, he'd be losing money when the 'Nucks win, adding the insult to the injury. It's pretty simple, people. And good strategy.

Thanks Bruce.......I couldnt have explained it better myself...

Game 2 tonight....

I cant wait....

DwightShrute · 04-15-11, 02:54 PM

JW Cash · 04-15-11, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by DwightShrute

Dwight
Check this Stones thing out...I think you will like it....My gift
to Vancouver fans everywhere.....

DwightShrute · 04-15-11, 04:00 PM

JW, from my top 5 albums of all time

JW Cash · 04-15-11, 07:22 PM

OK baby.....

Got the beer.....the pizza is ordered for a late game delivery....

Getting set for GAME 2 of Vancouver's Epic Ride To Stanley Cup Mastery !!!!!

But the best thing of all........is

Lisa's gonna put on those cute little boy shorts I like.......
And everytime the Canooks score.............

I SCORE !!!!!!!

Yessssssssss Sir!!!!!!!

JW Cash · 04-15-11, 10:53 PM

....money...money...money....money....I say.......money....

2 games and our Second Straight Win in the 100% Cant Lose Vancouver Canook Betting Strategy....

Tonites game again satisfies Rule One of the strategy.....If Vancouver wins...We Win..... Money.....

I can hardly wait for Game Three of this epic season for the Canooks.....

I thank you and Lisa thanks you....

Oh BTW...somebody please tell the gay Sedins that when they have a 2 on 0 breakaway....
dey R supposed to score....geez louise.....

JW Cash · 04-16-11, 12:45 AM

The 2-0 Vancouver Canooks are on their way to Chicago for Games 3 and 4......and it
wouldnt be right if they left without the well wishes of long standing season ticket holders....lets have a look..

JW Cash · 04-17-11, 10:17 PM

....money...money...money....money....I say.......money....

3 games and our Third Straight Win in the 100% Cant Lose Vancouver Canook Betting Strategy....

Tonites game again satisfies Rule One of the strategy.....If Vancouver wins...We Win..... Money.....

I can hardly wait for Game Four of this epic season for the Canooks.....

I thank you and Lisa thanks you....

( this is such a Great strategy ).....

JW Cash · 04-19-11, 08:42 PM

....money...money...money....money....I say.......money....

4 games and our Fourth Straight Win in the 100% Cant Lose Vancouver Canook Betting Strategy....

Tonites game again satisfies Rule Two of the Strategy.....
If the Vancouver Canooks Lose......I will so gladly pay to see the long faces
at GM Place again staring into space......I will so gladly pay to read the Vancouver
newspapers after the hometown team is again reduced to shambles....but the
icing on the cake will be when I have my friendly discussions in the Canook
fan forums after a Canook loss.......

Canook fans so want this to be their Magical Cup Winning Season......so yea, I
wouldnt mind paying a little bit to know they will again wallow in terrible unfulfilled
hockey misery yet another year........

THIS IS THE CANOOK TEAM WE ARE FAMILIAR WITH IN THE PLAYOFFS.....

Luongo is SUCH A SIEVE.......

I can hardly wait for Game Five of this epic season for the Canooks..

DennisGreen · 04-19-11, 09:03 PM

I really appreciate you making this thread man. It's a win/win for me as well. The Canucks win I'm happy. They lose and you lose money

Thanks again brah.

JW Cash · 04-19-11, 09:31 PM

THE CANOOKS ARE GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe a little music to celebrate their return to annual mediocrity.....

jahred6999 · 04-19-11, 09:32 PM

Lets go sharks! Lets go sharks!

JW Cash · 04-19-11, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by jahred6999

Lets go sharks! Lets go sharks!

Sharks would beat the Canooks without working up a sweat.....

DwightShrute · 04-19-11, 09:49 PM

Kings win this series

DwightShrute · 04-19-11, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by JW Cash

....money...money...money....money....I say.......money....

4 games and our Fourth Straight Win in the 100% Cant Lose Vancouver Canook Betting Strategy....

Tonites game again satisfies Rule Two of the Strategy.....
If the Vancouver Canooks Lose......I will so gladly pay to see the long faces
at GM Place again staring into space......I will so gladly pay to read the Vancouver
newspapers after the hometown team is again reduced to shambles....but the
icing on the cake will be when I have my friendly discussions in the Canook
fan forums after a Canook loss.......

Canook fans so want this to be their Magical Cup Winning Season......so yea, I
wouldnt mind paying a little bit to know they will again wallow in terrible unfulfilled
hockey misery yet another year........

THIS IS THE CANOOK TEAM WE ARE FAMILIAR WITH IN THE PLAYOFFS.....

Luongo is SUCH A SIEVE.......

I can hardly wait for Game Five of this epic season for the Canooks..

get me some of what you're smoking

DennisGreen · 04-19-11, 09:51 PM

JW Cash -$120 on the day.

Thanks for putting a smile on my face man.

JW Cash · 04-19-11, 11:40 PM

Originally posted by DwightShrute

get me some of what you're smoking

It will cost ya,.....its some of that Columbian shit........

DrunkHorseplayer · 04-19-11, 11:52 PM

Vancouver wins Game 5 for sure; all set to go large on them.

JW Cash · 04-21-11, 12:41 AM

Luongo the sieve has made his re-appearance again in the Playoffs........

Glad you R back you Canook.......

DennisGreen · 04-21-11, 01:15 AM

This thread is truly sad to read. But like a train wreck I can't look away. You try so hard to be cool but it just isn't ever gonna happen.

JW Cash · 04-27-11, 12:12 AM

....money...money...money....money....I say.......money....

7 games and our Seventh Straight Win in the 100% Cant Lose Vancouver Canook Betting Strategy....

Tonites game again satisfies Rule One of the strategy.....If Vancouver wins...We Win..... Money.....

I went BIG on the Canooks tonite...bigger than I should have......Very Big.....

But The 100% Cant Lose Vancouver Canook Strategy cannot be beat....

The Canook Win coupled with the Bulls/Lakers ML Parlay is the Best Night of the Season...

Maybe a little music to celebrate the 100% CANT LOSE VANCOUVER CANOOK STRATEGY !!!

mike-dub · 04-27-11, 12:49 AM

dam, you hit 100% in this series! has that ever been done before?

DennisGreen · 04-27-11, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by mike-dub

dam, you hit 100% in this series! has that ever been done before?

The guy bet Canucks every game so no he lost overall actually.

This is the OG Attention Whore of SBR. Note how he never specifies units? He always claims after a win that he bet HUGE.

mike-dub · 04-27-11, 01:15 PM

i agree its just a ploy to troll canucks fans, and he more than likely didnt bet anything the entire series

Originally posted by DennisGreen

The guy bet Canucks every game so no he lost overall actually.

This is the OG Attention Whore of SBR. Note how he never specifies units? He always claims after a win that he bet HUGE.

DennisGreen · 04-27-11, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by mike-dub

i agree its just a ploy to troll canucks fans, and he more than likely didnt bet anything the entire series

JW Cash · 04-27-11, 05:29 PM

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JW Cash · 04-27-11, 05:32 PM

Originally posted by mike-dub

i agree its just a ploy to troll canucks fans, and he more than likely didnt bet anything the entire series

How could you NOT bet Canooks in Game 7....

Its the 3-0 strategy.....

Any team that wins the first 3 games of the series wins the series 99.9% of the time.

Boston's was a rare loss last season.....

cecil127 · 04-27-11, 05:36 PM

"columbian"

that explains a lot-brown brick weed will do that.

fast forward a few decades bro....