My 100% Cant Lose Vancouver Canook Betting Strategy....

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  • JW Cash
    SBR MVP
    • 12-31-08
    • 4453

    #1
    My 100% Cant Lose Vancouver Canook Betting Strategy....
    I have to admit it......I am not that enamored with the Vancouver Canooks..
    never was...never have been......they are my Green Bay Packers of the NHL

    Vancouver is a false favorite in the true sense of the word. Totally overrated!

    I have to agree with what a long time fan wrote about the Canooks after
    they had their asses unceremoniously handed to them last year by Chicago...

    The fan wrote



    Princess Daniella and Princess Henrietta are going to be 30 at the start of next season. 30 years old and never past the second round. 30 years old and idiot deluded fans are still saying.. oh yeah the Princesses are just growing into their roles.. they'll be better next year..Meanwhile REAL stud players who are NOT princesses are in the top ten in scoring when they are 22 and leading teams deep into the playoffs. A place that Princess Daniella and Princess Henrietta along with the biggest, greasiest sieve in the world will never see. GM has duped the suckers with the ridiculous signings of these losers to ensure a top ten finish and first or second round exit for the next five years. Ensuring decades of future mediocrity with the no cup and 25th overall picks that the Canucks will never turn into bluechippers..Just losers who the media will keep telling the morons "just need time to develop" when they are 23 while other teams field all star 18 year olds.

    ------------------------------------

    It would be interesting to see what that same fan writes this year after another
    Canook choke......


    But I am gonna do this year what I did with Green Bay Packers in last
    years playoffs.....I am gonna bet them every game.....

    I hate both teams so betting them to win is just ideal for me.....

    Its simple really......

    If the Vancouver Canooks Win.....well then, I win money....Nothing wrong there..


    If the Vancouver Canooks Lose......I will so gladly pay to see the long faces
    at GM Place again staring into space......I will so gladly pay to read the Vancouver
    newspapers after the hometown team is again reduced to shambles....but the
    icing on the cake will be when I have my friendly discussions in the Canook
    fan forums after a Canook loss.......

    Canook fans so want this to be their Magical Cup Winning Season......so yea, I
    wouldnt mind paying a little bit to know they will again wallow in terrible unfulfilled
    hockey misery yet another year........

    So Cool....I know....


    So lets drop the puck on the Vancouver Canook Stanley Cup Season...


    I cant wait...................coz I cant lose.......


    Ciao ciao for now........
  • polsefest
    SBR Sharp
    • 11-24-09
    • 253

    #2
    didn't you bet that Canada was going to win the Gold medal game although you desired to see USA win because you "couldn't lose" only to lose the wager in OT?
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    • Winnipeg Jets
      SBR MVP
      • 05-16-09
      • 1723

      #3
      the beat hawks asses 1st round
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      • JW Cash
        SBR MVP
        • 12-31-08
        • 4453

        #4
        Originally posted by Winnipeg Jets
        the beat hawks asses 1st round




        Then I win money......told ya I couldnt lose
        with this 100% Cant Lose Vancouver Canook Betting Strategy.......
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        • D3 Mighty Ducks
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 12-17-09
          • 11939

          #5
          This is stupid just get lost.
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          • mike-dub
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 01-22-11
            • 765

            #6
            so.........now.......youre.......on..... ....the canucks? just bet on another team,that way if they win you make money and if canucks lose you can still get off on thinking about your henrietta and daniella crying
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            • JW Cash
              SBR MVP
              • 12-31-08
              • 4453

              #7
              Originally posted by D3 Mighty Ducks
              This is stupid just get lost.





              This is Sports Entertainment....just like WWE.............




              But the fact remains......I WIN any Vancouver playoff game this season.......
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              • JW Cash
                SBR MVP
                • 12-31-08
                • 4453

                #8
                Originally posted by mike-dub
                so.........now.......youre.......on..... ....the canucks? just bet on another team,that way if they win you make money and if canucks lose you can still get off on thinking about your henrietta and daniella crying




                Dont try to complicate things......dont complicate the strategy...............


                If the Canooks get lucky and win....I want that money.........
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                • DennisGreen
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-27-08
                  • 18369

                  #9
                  The biggest joke on SBR returns. Still in denial that the Canucks are a good team he attempts to justify a win-win scenario.

                  Funny thing is he won't place a single bet on the Canucks all post-season but this way he covers his ass at the end of the playoffs when the Canucks are crowned champs and I re-bump every thread he's posted all year saying the Canucks suck.
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                  • JW Cash
                    SBR MVP
                    • 12-31-08
                    • 4453

                    #10
                    Go Canooks Go..........................
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                    • Marigold HD
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 09-03-07
                      • 5053

                      #11
                      Common hawks please.

                      Ps. I live in Vancouver too
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                      • bigsmitty
                        SBR MVP
                        • 04-12-10
                        • 3026

                        #12
                        JW, I thought with the cajones you had you would be going all in for any VAN opposition, just to really jam the Canucks faithful.
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                        • JW Cash
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-31-08
                          • 4453

                          #13
                          Originally posted by bigsmitty
                          JW, I thought with the cajones you had you would be going all in for any VAN opposition, just to really jam the Canucks faithful.



                          Nah...my way is soooo much better.......

                          So what if I bet Chicago.....and Vancouver wins Game 1.....that would suck..

                          It wouldnt be a win-win situation.....

                          If the refs are biased and favor the Canooks...well I want to benefit too....

                          Ya feel me......
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                          • odog11
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-14-11
                            • 3874

                            #14
                            Originally posted by JW Cash
                            Nah...my way is soooo much better....... So what if I bet Chicago.....and Vancouver wins Game 1.....that would suck.. It wouldnt be a win-win situation..... If the refs are biased and favor the Canooks...well I want to benefit too.... Ya feel me......
                            It may be annoying to some, but if he actually does this will probably be both profitable and ultimately enjoyable as I see Vancouver cruising for a while and though they are probably the most likely to win it all, going to be a tall order as it is every year in the National Hockey League.
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                            • mike-dub
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 01-22-11
                              • 765

                              #15
                              dont worry, the refs are not in favour of the canucks. Gary bettman would like nothing more than a chicago/ rangers final

                              Originally posted by JW Cash
                              Nah...my way is soooo much better.......

                              So what if I bet Chicago.....and Vancouver wins Game 1.....that would suck..

                              It wouldnt be a win-win situation.....

                              If the refs are biased and favor the Canooks...well I want to benefit too....

                              Ya feel me......
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                              • Vinnybagadonuts
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 09-30-10
                                • 390

                                #16
                                Canucks are good and will go deep in the playoffs, but they will not get to the Finals.

                                Write it down.
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                                • JW Cash
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 12-31-08
                                  • 4453

                                  #17
                                  WEDNESDAY NIGHT

                                  Game 1 of the Vancouver Canooks quest for immortality......

                                  And as the 100% Cant Lose Strategy Specifies...we will ride this gravy train till the wheels fall off......

                                  And when that happens....I will have to shut my windows to drown out the choking sounds
                                  coming from across the Northwest side of the border.....

                                  Do we win money tonite or will the " choke train " start its gloomy ride towards mediocrity....Again !

                                  This little tune sums up my feelings right now.......

                                  -------------------------------

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                                  • DennisGreen
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-27-08
                                    • 18369

                                    #18
                                    Brutal song, brutal poster, brutal thread
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                                    • pinchylarue
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 01-04-11
                                      • 2666

                                      #19
                                      canucks will get blown out by SJ in round 3 ...count on it !!!!
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                                      • Pride
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 04-12-10
                                        • 4238

                                        #20
                                        if the canucks dont make the finals then something went horribly wrong
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                                        • Boxing Champ
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 03-11-11
                                          • 3358

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by JW Cash
                                          I have to admit it......I am not that enamored with the Vancouver Canooks..
                                          never was...never have been......they are my Green Bay Packers of the NHL

                                          Vancouver is a false favorite in the true sense of the word. Totally overrated!

                                          I have to agree with what a long time fan wrote about the Canooks after
                                          they had their asses unceremoniously handed to them last year by Chicago...

                                          The fan wrote



                                          Princess Daniella and Princess Henrietta are going to be 30 at the start of next season. 30 years old and never past the second round. 30 years old and idiot deluded fans are still saying.. oh yeah the Princesses are just growing into their roles.. they'll be better next year..Meanwhile REAL stud players who are NOT princesses are in the top ten in scoring when they are 22 and leading teams deep into the playoffs. A place that Princess Daniella and Princess Henrietta along with the biggest, greasiest sieve in the world will never see. GM has duped the suckers with the ridiculous signings of these losers to ensure a top ten finish and first or second round exit for the next five years. Ensuring decades of future mediocrity with the no cup and 25th overall picks that the Canucks will never turn into bluechippers..Just losers who the media will keep telling the morons "just need time to develop" when they are 23 while other teams field all star 18 year olds.

                                          ------------------------------------

                                          It would be interesting to see what that same fan writes this year after another
                                          Canook choke......


                                          But I am gonna do this year what I did with Green Bay Packers in last
                                          years playoffs.....I am gonna bet them every game.....

                                          I hate both teams so betting them to win is just ideal for me.....

                                          Its simple really......

                                          If the Vancouver Canooks Win.....well then, I win money....Nothing wrong there..


                                          If the Vancouver Canooks Lose......I will so gladly pay to see the long faces
                                          at GM Place again staring into space......I will so gladly pay to read the Vancouver
                                          newspapers after the hometown team is again reduced to shambles....but the
                                          icing on the cake will be when I have my friendly discussions in the Canook
                                          fan forums after a Canook loss.......

                                          Canook fans so want this to be their Magical Cup Winning Season......so yea, I
                                          wouldnt mind paying a little bit to know they will again wallow in terrible unfulfilled
                                          hockey misery yet another year........

                                          So Cool....I know....


                                          So lets drop the puck on the Vancouver Canook Stanley Cup Season...


                                          I cant wait...................coz I cant lose.......


                                          Ciao ciao for now........
                                          You wasted an hour of your life typing up this GARBAGE????
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                                          • JW Cash
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 12-31-08
                                            • 4453

                                            #22
                                            ....money...money...money....money....I say.......money....


                                            1 game and 1 WIN in the 100% Cant Lose Vancouver Canook Betting Strategy....

                                            Tonites game satisfies Rule One of the strategy.....If Vancouver wins...We Win
                                            ..... Money.....

                                            I can hardly wait for Game Two of this epic season for the Canooks.....
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                                            • bigsmitty
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 04-12-10
                                              • 3026

                                              #23
                                              Wow. I mean what do you say really...?
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                                              • JW Cash
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 12-31-08
                                                • 4453

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by bigsmitty
                                                Wow. I mean what do you say really...?






                                                Its hard to put my joy and excitement into words big smitty...its really hard..
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                                                • mike-dub
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 01-22-11
                                                  • 765

                                                  #25
                                                  nice hit!! teams looking good. congrats!
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                                                  • DennisGreen
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 11-27-08
                                                    • 18369

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Boxing Champ
                                                    You wasted an hour of your life typing up this GARBAGE????
                                                    Originally posted by mike-dub
                                                    nice hit!! teams looking good. congrats!
                                                    He didn't actually bet it. He just does this to cover his ass when the Canucks win the cup because he has being saying they suck all year long. Brutal poster, brutal thread, brutal waste of time. He spends an hour on each post and makes sure to have as bad grammar as possible with at least 50 ....... inserted somewhere in there. He loves his pink font too. He probably was one of the Princesses behind the Canucks bench that one game in all honesty
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                                                    • JW Cash
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 12-31-08
                                                      • 4453

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by pinchylarue
                                                      canucks will get blown out by SJ in round 3 ...count on it !!!!





                                                      I still say they lose to Chicago.......Canooks lucky as hell to win Game 1...but
                                                      I will take the money.....

                                                      It just will be so much better when they fall though.....with every win...they
                                                      build the fans hopes up that much more......but when it all comes crashing down,
                                                      the Canooks will totally decimate their fans optimism not only for hockey, but
                                                      maybe for life.....

                                                      Not gonna be pretty when it happens.....

                                                      Just for the helluvit.....lets revisit the co-winners for Vancouver Canook Fan
                                                      of the Year....they are seated right behind Alain...here...have a look

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                                                      • JW Cash
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 12-31-08
                                                        • 4453

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by mike-dub
                                                        nice hit!! teams looking good. congrats!




                                                        No problem.....be sure to check out my Powerful Platinum Playoff
                                                        thread for a Guaranteed 15 Units of Profit.......

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                                                        • bruceBRUCEbruce
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 06-20-09
                                                          • 2560

                                                          #29
                                                          this is a fantastic strategy. good luck.
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                                                          • odog11
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 02-14-11
                                                            • 3874

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by bruceBRUCEbruce
                                                            this is a fantastic strategy. good luck.
                                                            It really isn't a strategy, but it does point out that the Nucks are so good even the people that hate them are betting on them. Should have buried them to win this series, only the "history" and Chicago playing them well this year kept the odds from being off the chart, series is over, only question is how many games, I say 4 or 5 at most.
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                                                            • DennisGreen
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 11-27-08
                                                              • 18369

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by JW Cash
                                                              I still say they lose to Chicago.......Canooks lucky as hell to win Game 1...but I will take the money..... It just will be so much better when they fall though.....with every win...they build the fans hopes up that much more......but when it all comes crashing down, the Canooks will totally decimate their fans optimism not only for hockey, but maybe for life..... Not gonna be pretty when it happens..... Just for the helluva.....lets revisit the co-winners for Vancouver Canook Fan of the Year....they are seated right behind Alain...here...have a look
                                                              So are you the one on the right or left?

                                                              Right -150
                                                              Left +120
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                                                              • bruceBRUCEbruce
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 06-20-09
                                                                • 2560

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by odog11
                                                                It really isn't a strategy,
                                                                seems to be working pretty well. look how butthurt the 'nucks fans are at the OP!
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                                                                • JW Cash
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 12-31-08
                                                                  • 4453

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by bruceBRUCEbruce
                                                                  seems to be working pretty well. look how butthurt the 'nucks fans are at the OP!


                                                                  EXACTLY !!!!!.......I dont even waste time to respond to them.....


                                                                  I like the term " butt hurt "....They cant stomach the fact that I am now making
                                                                  money with their beloved team....

                                                                  I just laugh at them..........



                                                                  To all those " butt hurt " Canooks fans out there...I got just two words for ya...




                                                                  Bring It.......
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                                                                  • DennisGreen
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 11-27-08
                                                                    • 18369

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Brutal thread, brutal poster, brutal attention whore.
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                                                                    • JW Cash
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 12-31-08
                                                                      • 4453

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by bruceBRUCEbruce
                                                                      this is a fantastic strategy. good luck.



                                                                      Thank You.....


                                                                      I used this strategy with great success with the Green Bay Packers
                                                                      during the NFL Playoffs.....


                                                                      I hate the Green & Yellow with a passion but bet them every game and
                                                                      well.......you know what happened....
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