NHL has vowed to eliminate "all body contact" from the game by 2013

[DwightShrute]

NHL has vowed to eliminate "all body contact" from the game by 2013. Bettman makes statement tomorrow april 2nd on Hockey Night in Canada in the 2nd period intermission

[DennisGreen]

Holy fcuk what a joke. Gonna pussify the game big time

[leafsfan19]

lame april fools joke lol

[slapster33]

wouldn't surprize me if eventually he does that the pussy,

[bigsmitty]

Nice Dwight-you got DG. I was going to make a joke about your girl eliminating "all body contact" by tomorrow but I don't know you well enough... Cheers

[DwightShrute]

Holy fcuk what a joke. Gonna pussify the game big time

gotcha Dennis April Fools

leafsfan19 figured it out and ruined it but then again, he is 3 hours ahead of Vancouver

[DwightShrute]

Nice Dwight-you got DG. I was going to make a joke about your girl eliminating "all body contact" by tomorrow but I don't know you well enough... Cheers

" I was going to make a joke" ??? I think you just did

[yisman]

I knew it was a prank from the title.

[DennisGreen]

Hahahaha fcuk I'm out of it today. Can't believe I fell for it The sad thing is I actually believed it since I could see Bettman doing it.

I will chalk it up to lack of sleep from a crying kid and from the days all blending into one. I have a hard enough time remembering what day of the week it is let alone the numerical one

[bigsmitty]

Well you know what I mean Dwight. And DG I could see also Buttman doing this stunt...but I got a bit of sleep last night. Luck today lads.

[xkgb]

IS THIS A JOKE?!!! Somebody will "cancel" that fuker out before it gets to this....MARK MY WORDS

[xkgb]

OH...hahahaha april fools

[DwightShrute]

[DennisGreen]

Well I'm glad I'm not the only one who fell for it

[xkgb]

Well I'm glad I'm not the only one who fell for it

Yes, im super slow tonight, and to add to this it is my daughters birthday(16), I, OF ALL PPL , SHOULD HAVE BEEN AWARE OF EVERY APRIL FOOL ATTEMPT OUT THERE...HAHAHA