This thread should stay on the top of the page forever,so if anybody is having a bad day,they can read this and have a laugh....Thanks Sammy for the entertainment..
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Thanks for finding that frogger!!!Comment -
this guy seriously has some sort of mental illness, the million dollar bet comes next lmfaoComment -
Here is a good one.
MrBator asks:
"Sammy, how did you make this post at 4:52 PT when The Tonight Show taping you're attending began at 4:30?"
Sammy Replies LAPTOP brother!
I don't have to explain anything, if I say I was at the Tonight Show, you can count on it, whether I posted in the car ride and then after the show, I am here in LA living a life I only dreamed of, whether I stay for a month or a week, it doesn't matter to anyone except my family and my business partner at the pizza shop.I didn't even have to tell you guys I went to Burbank this afternoon, I am here to post my plays and boy I am as good as it gets. Check back after I win this Clippers bet to collect 75 units.
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QUOTE Originally Posted by sammy11:
Good Morning everybody. Got up early today, we are driving to Vegas today and it will be a blast, going to put some money on my Phillies and other baseball wagers and some NBA plays, then I am going to the casino, I hope my luck is still red hot. What a extraordinary turn of events late last night with the LA Clippers win winning the game and getting the easy cover. That's why I am here, to win games like that. See you all this afternoon from Vegas, and my play for the night............Sammy
hey sammy sounds like your first trip to vegas, the sports books are in the casinos
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So happy to have faded the play...please dont' go, not sure what I'll do when I can no longer fadeComment -
QUOTE Originally Posted by sammy11:
Hey Guys, What a day so far. We drove to Vegas and after 4 hours and some change we made it, and 265 miles later. Wow I really don't like to drive long periods and I am not the best at highway driving, but my cousin doesn't really care for driving, so Sammy took the wheel, this place is incredible.We are on our way to the Mirage and we are staying the night at the Hampton Inn. I am going to gamble at the black jack tables, hope I win, if not it is only for fun, I am not betting like I do when I bet sports, So see you all after that for my play of the night. I have been capping this game in my head the whole ride to Vegas, and after we gamble and place a few baseball futures and NBA futures, I will concentrate with my play for the night. I hope you all had a great Tuesday, Sammy
Sam, you're on fire with NBA picks but you went to Vegas and you're staying at the Hampton Inn?
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this is classic! Someone should compile Sammys life story!
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Sammy 11 How about I send you my 16 points you have something to look forward toComment -
Everyone that I read gets stupider and stupider.
I roll the dough, so you all can eat the bread, I peel the banana's so you can have the bananas, in life it is not what you get thats makes you special, its what you think you'll get that makes you want it even more, I too wanted a specific thing, and once I got it, I wasn't that happy, I try for a goal, then come ever so close, then stop, and ease up, cause when I obtain it, the excitement is gone forever, I have now dropped one of my arrows, I am laying off the Bobcats-Houston game, I am not a fake or phony and I heard that Wallace and Jackson might sit out, I will not bet a game where to one team sits their players, I want to win the game fair and square, as I said numerous times, it is not all about the money with me, I take great pride and honor in all of my plays, I care, nurture, give sunlight and pour love over all my plays and then they will be blessed with natural aroma and that is what counts for me, I have been around the block and came back for seconds, I have been thorough a lot, and I am a very humble man, I know I talk a lot on here, and act confident and cocky and act like I am the best capper on the planet, maybe I say those things to inspire you, being this smart has it's disadvantages as well, in person I never ever talk about myself, and on here the total opposite, I am like a big bowl of mac and cheese, sure I look good and am appealing, but when you get down and get to the bottom of the bowl, you find out you are plain old full. I strive to explore new dimensions and diversities in the city I now live, I take the bus, even though I can afford a car, and some guys will think, wow, if I just won over 17k I would have a new car tomorrow, and I bet they would, but I am a little different, I have a stuttering problem, so I have to deal with that in my every day life, but it doesn't stop me from achieving my aspirations and altitudes, and on a lighter topic, Sammy might have an admirer, a lady at work seems very interested in yours truly, but hey I am a gentleman, I do not date the people I work with, I love this match-up between the Mavs and Blazers, and the Suns and Okc, will be s shoot out, OK got to watch some game film and eat my early supper, be back for a spectacular stupendous star struck play, and like at Christmas time when you wait for Santa , you will wait for Sammy SUNSHINE inc.
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“The Dept Of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyone’s surprise, all the color drained from Obama’s face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.
Finally, he composed himself and asked, ‘Just how many is a brazilian?’Comment -
Looks like sammy uses the forum as a diary..Comment -
Could've went 2-0 on my three teamers if I would've went with my gut and faded this play. Oh well I'm back to even today with 20 units still in play because I was able to hit one of them.Comment -
45-16 Western Michigan... I dont think that hook helped...
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Sammy the fraud needs to go back to covers.Comment -
sammy where are you my friend
please dont leave
i wanna borrow 500 from you please dont leaveComment -
Thought you said you drove a Lexus?Comment -
sammy you are the man
michigan st will win big time
i love you
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this guy reminds me of brakon00 back in the nba seasonComment -
GREAT NEWS GUYS.....
I've hacked into Sammy computer, and I see what his next post is
Connecticut should have covered and Ball state was just a bad play.
I LOst MY 2002 LOTTERY MONEY NEST EGG.
I am so happy my OLD COLLEGE BUDDY, WHO MADE IT BIG IN THE STOCK MARKET IN THE EARLY 90'S, is going to give me the money back I gave him years ago.
You see, Sammy is big time>
AND, HEY GUYS I HAVE REALLY GREAT NEWS....
Sammy knows lots of powerful people, and in the mid 90's Sammy first met Oprah Winfrey>
She introduced SAMMY SUNSHINE TO MANY POWERFUL AND RICH PEOPLE. I EVEN GOT TO MEET PRESIDENT OBAMA WHEN OPE ( THAT'S WHAT I CALL HER..all her close friends call her "ope" ) WAS CAMPAIGNING FOR HIM IN 2008....
BARACK EVEN BOUGHT ME A FEW BEERS
Sammy started talking sports with her AND SHE SAW SAMMY KNEW HIS STUFF. SHE MADE OVER 127 miLLION DOLLARS following Sammy's picks.
WELL TODAY I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CALL IT QUITS TO GAMBLING, AND GUESS WHO JUST CALLED ME TO SAY HELLO?
oprah
she said she missed me and asked how I was doing. i told her that i just lost all my money and was thinking about killing myself.
THEN THE MOST AMAZING THING HAPPENED. SHE REMINDED ME HOW I USE TO GIVE HERE WINNING PLAY AFTER WINNING PLAY.
i had forgotten this. you see, sammy wins so often, its hard to remember all the times he wins.
ANYWAY OPE TOLD ME THAT WHILE SHE WAS WINNING MONEY SHE PUT AWAY A LITTLE EACH WEEK IN HER "SUNSHINE FUND"
Ope is that way you know...she is really a cool gal. she said she put about 7 million dollars in this fund and over time it is now worth 29 million.
SHE REMINDED ME OF THE FINANCIAL ADVICE I GAVE HER 10 YEARS AGO OR SO.
SHE ASKED ME BACK THEN "SS" ( her nickname for me is SS...for SammySunshine...) "SS, I KNOW YOU HAVE A 143 IQ, WHERE WOULD YOU INVEST MONEY FOR A LONGTERM PROFIT?"
I told her GOLD.... You see Sammy is from a long line of prospectors.
Sammy's great, great, great, great grandfather, WAS CAPTAIN JOHN SUTTER.
i know most of you here aren't as smart as sammy. none of you have the 143 IQ sammy does, so I will tell you who that is.
john sutter owned the mine where gold was originally found in the mid 1800's
THAT STARTED THE GOLD RUSH....THAT IS HOW SAMMY KNOWS ABOUT GOLD....SO SHE PUT THE 7 MILLION INTO gold AND NOW IT IS WORTH 29 MILLION.
funny how things change.
a few hours ago, i was depressed and it was do or die. i needed michigan state to cover.
BUT now....it doesn't matter if michigan state loses or wins
"OPE" called and lifted my spirits
WHEN SHE TOLD ME I HAD OVER 29 MILLION COMING TO ME....WELL
I AM THE HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE....
HERE IS TONIGHTS PLAY.
SAMMY WILL WIN THIS BET............
FLORIDA + 3.5 ( I bought 10.5 points ) -650
6,500,000 to win 1,000,000Comment -
i love this thread..............so entertaimentComment -
just got home...let me guess, sammy lost 120k on ball st and he has an extra 200k to lay on mich st?
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OMG Eddie Mush....funniest post ever
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i cant stop laughing
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Sammy also coattailed one of my biggest 3pm plays posted at covers (this way I couldnt talk too much shit if it lost )Comment -
Michigan state!!!!!!!!!!!!! 31-17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am back!!!!!!! 225k wager is about to hit!!!!!!!!!!! I am on to of the world right now, even the local i called in called me and say great call, he knows i am big time, big game sammy! He will pay me just like if i lost i would have borrowed the money form my college buddy, 200,000 dollars about to come to me!!!!!!!!!! Risked 225k to win over 200,000 dollars!!!!!!!!!!! See you all later time to celebrate, and i will be back for my mlb game play, cfb 2010 as soon as this game ends............ 8-2 and will be back with the total, hell i have to figure it all out, but the main thing is........... Sammy sweet bone jackson just won his 225,000 dollars cfb wager!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am here to stay, hell if i lost, i would have been gone, i capped this game to utter devastation, i could have bet the ml as well.
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and yet no proof from sammy lol....I got Mich st too ,but only for 0.25% of what sammy got on it
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Sammy your a fukkn idiot!!!!!
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what a clown
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he woulda bet 500k on a night game had mich st not cover
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Im done with Sammy for the day.....what a wingnut
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Shammy
Give me half your winnings since you tailed my lock.Comment
on florida or the yankees
