One last chance

[Scamando]

Brochacho, this guy is joke. Nobody wishes death upon him. However, he is joke and if he actually is betting large sums of money, he deserves to lose because of shenanigan he is pulling . The only reason I come into this thread to post is because I get to vent for a few minutes in Sammy's fantasy world which serves as my own therapeutic nonsense. I am a carebear holding a golden staff riding a unicorn into a sunset. You are right, kicking a man when he is down is USUALLY wrong, but in this case, it is so right. He is a liar. He begs us to come down to his level and to play with him. So what do we do? We accept his invite and come back into his threads and we give him a hard time.

Have you ever thought that he is the one that is actually fuuking others in the ass? For example, Maybe you have a random simple guy that comes into this forum for some advice, and sees asshole Sammy posting plays for 100k which gives our random simple guy false misdirection thinking that this must be a solid play if someone is dropping 100k.

Enough guys. Either this is all in his head (most likely), or he really is in the process of bankrupting himself. Either way, if he annoys you so much just stay out of his threads. It's the child you pay attention to that continues to act up. So if you think this child is acting up STOP commenting. STOP smack talking. Just leave. Wishing death on someone? Wishing someone to lose vast (if not more than likely fictional) sums of money? Really?

[Lazyboy311]

Good thing you bought the hook.

You mean THIS hook??

[hitman2010]

simply just tailing Coogi, she is a sharp.

[Kermit]

Sammy will still look at this and say "Well I still have a winning College Football Record"

And this is coming after he gave me a lecture that it is all about units and not the overall record.

[COOGI]

simply just tailing Coogi, she is a sharp.

yes please clf this yeah 3-15.....20% winning so far

[ireland1946]

Where is that Fool that was talking so stupid about his big
bet, told him he was going down the toilet with that stupid bet.
I think he was just all stupid talk and no action.
I had Rutgers + 6 did not even need the points easy straight up
Winner. I hope he is crying all day about his loss if he even put that
bet up

[crustyme]

Looking good Shammy.

What you got for 3:30?

[L2Gunz]

Sammy is risking $105,000 on Ball St....Ball St. lost to a college called LIBERTY...Sammy go suck ya dads cock fukkk boi..your a joke jus like ya mom throat muscle...your a dork w/ fake money...go play xbox and leave the real deals to us..you cock sucking joker!!!

[Kermit]

Looking good Shammy.

What you got for 3:30?

Probably a $200,000 6 team parlay.

[PORKCHOP44]

sammy must of smashed his i phone

[kevinslack1016]

thats so funny that everyone said half jokingly that he'll make a $100,000 chaser bet if he lost uconn and this is exactly what this clown did. NO WAY a $102,000 lottery nestegg would last 8 years untouched with this fools money management. If he truly thinks that anyone still believes his wager amount or life story he should be tested for some kind of mental illness cause anyone with a functioning brain would not continue that charade and look so pathetic doing it

[Sammy 11]

OK not what i had expected, I HAD A BAD BEAT, THIS WAS CAPPED TO PERFECTION, BUT IT WAS MY 2002 LOTTERY MONEY, FOR THE GUY WHO THOUGHT MY COUSIN HAD AN EXTRA 125, LYING AROUND THE HOUSE, I HAVE DONE A DISSERVICE TO MYSELF, I LOST MY NEST EGG, AND THERE IS ONLY THING LEFT TO DO....... I HAVE AN OLD FRIEND WHO IS A BOOKIE A BIG TIME BOOKIE, I CALLED HIM, HE DOESN'T MESS AROUND, AS IN IF YOU OWE BY MONDAY, YOU PAY MONDAY, MY OTHER LOCAL HAD A 2 WEEK PAY PERIOD, IF ONE OF US IS UP OR DOWN MORE THAN 500 DOLLARS WE SETTLE, ANYWAY I AM DOWN 125K TODAY AND THE MONEY I LOST LAST NIGHT, IS TAKEN CARE OF, HELL I WAS UP THAT MUCH IN ALL SPORTS WITH MY BANKROLL, ANYWAY HE IS TAKING MY WAGER AND ITS A HUGE ONE, I WILL BORROW THE MONEY FROM AN OLD COLLEGE BUDDY, WHO MADE IT BIG IN THE STOCK MARKET IN THE EARLY 90'S AND HE OWES ME BIG TIME, FOR SAVING HIS LIFE ONE NIGHT BACK IN 2006, IN PHILADELPHIA, WHEN HE NEEDED A LOAN AND I HAD MONEY SAVED FROM WHEN I WAS A YOUTH, I GAVE HIM THAT MONEY AND NEVER EVER ASKED FOR IT BACK, WHEN HE BECAME A BIG SHOT ON WALL STREET, HE CAME OVER MY PLACE ONE SUNDAY NIGHT FOR OUR FAMILY DINNER AND GAVE ME A CHECK FOR 90,000 DOLLARS, I TOLD HIM , I DO NOT WANT IT, AND GAVE IT BACK, BEING A TRUE FRIEND IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MONEY, SO NOW I CALLED HIM AND NEED A FAVOR IF I LOSE THIS WAGER, BUT HOPEFULLY IT WILL WIN AND I CAN GET BACK ALL THE DOUGH FROM THIS BALL ST. WAGER, SO I AM CALLING IT IN SOON, MY WAGER IS..........MICHIGAN STATE +4 FOR 225,000 DOLLARS, GOOD LUCK GUYS AND SEE YOU LATER, I WOULD NEVER EVER MAKE A BET THIS BIG UNLESS I KNEW I WAS GOING TO WIN, AND PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW ME AND THEN SAY I GAVE YOU A BAD PICK, I MEAN WE ARE ALL MEN, WE WORK, WE BET ON GAMES, HELL I JUST LOST OVER 125K, AND I AM STILL HERE AND NOT RUNNING AWAY FROM MY PROBLEMS, THIS IS MY GOLDEN GOOSE, NOT BRAGGING, JUST BETTING, IF I WIN, THEN I WIN BACK THE 125K AND MAKE A TON AS WELL. THIS GUY ONLY TOOK MY ACTION FOR 2 REASONS, HE KNEW MY GRANDFATHER AND THEY WERE OLD HIGH SCHOOL BUDDIES, AND HE KNOWS I WOULD PAY THE BET IF I LOST, WHERE I AM FORM I AM A STAND UP GUY, AND I WOULD NOT RUN AWAY IF I LOST, I KNOW YOU LOSE, YOU PAY, YOU WIN YOU GET PAID, HENCE THE CALL TO MY OLD COLLEGE BUDDY, OK GUYS ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF AWAY FROM KICK-OFF, I AM CALLING IN THE WAGER NOW, IF I LOSE HELL, I WILL BE GONE FROM HERE AND GONE FROM BETTING, AND WILL NEED MY FRIENDS FAVOR TO PAY THE LOCAL, SAMMY WILL WIN THIS BET........... I HOPE SO.

[Kermit]

Capped to perfection? Are you fcking Retarded? Michagan State + 4 for $225K? and how may I ask are you making this wager?

[sabres916]

All in on Michigan for 6 and a half billion dollars.

[rsnnh12]

So he got rich in the 90s, but needed a loan from you in '06? Sounds believable to me!

[hugh4310]

Come on MAN! I used to listen to you but enough is enough. Nobody would take a bet that high! You had a good run but just hang it up.

[Kermit]

Sammy saved someone's life in 2006 and they owe him big??? Now I have heard it all.

[kevinslack1016]

why didnt you just make it a $1,000,000 bet? Remember when you saved Bill Gate's life back in '87 when he fell through the ice at the lake? He fuckin' owes you Sammy

[sabres916]

I thought he was decent picking games too at first when he came on site, but now this is the funniest of all time thread

[Kermit]

Who in the Hell is going to lend someone $225,000 to gamble on a Football Game? Sammy, I think you have watched WAY too many movies. Why can't you just post and lie like a normal guy and say that you are betting $500 a game? Why do you feel that you need to take this nonsense to a whole other realm?

[las8]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA come on dude, grow up.

[Lazyboy311]

Oh. My. God.

His BS used to bother me...now I just laugh. What a no-talent ass clown.


WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU LEAVING?!?!!

[drfunkmaster]

You mean THIS hook??

Yes he needs a bigger hook say +40 size hook..

[Kermit]

I would have to say the the bullsh*t in this thread is probably 13 feet deep at this point.

[surftex]

After Michigan wins by 10+, I can't wait to come back here to read Shammy Shamrock's next chapter!
I honestly look forward to seeing how deep and desperate this scribe can weave this plot. Go Shammy, Go!!!

[JC357]

I just want to know how in the hell do you make it from vegas to cali and than back before kickoff and to top it off you have a friend send you 225,00 dollars in that short amount of time before the game starts.

[drfunkmaster]

HAHAHAHAH this clown needs to be in hollywood, making films...what great scripts he has... Entertaining for sure... Live up to your words about leaving.. Making false promises, I promise this and i promise that what a joke. dont forget to pinkie swear to make it official

[Lazyboy311]

HAHAHAHAH this clown needs to be in hollywood, making films...what great scripts he has... Entertaining for sure... Live up to your words about leaving.. Making false promises, I promise this and i promise that what a joke. dont forget to pinkie swear to make it official

What're the odds that he somehow works this into his "life story"?!?!? I'm pretty sure he claimed to be writing a book at some point so it wouldn't be too much of a stretch for him...

I'm going even money...

Also, for anyone that hasn't seen it yet, could someone please post the PM he sent to someone at covers? The one where he admits hes a sham and just makes things up...Kermit, I think you know what I'm talking about. I can't find it...and at this point I think all the noobs to the thread deserve a good giggle/laugh/bellow/pants-sh*tting good time

[HoofHearted]

This is terrible...I have had mich st from the get go. Now we all no I have no shot of winnning. I might have to hedge myself and lose the juice. Screw you Sammy get out of here.

[Kermit]

Sammy, guess what is long and green and smells like Pork?


My finger

[crustyme]

Shammy tailing my lock.

Good move.

[Scamando]

[Kermit]

Here you go

That's cool. I always knew you were a good capper, I saw you and others here, before I started to post and respond to threads. I can tell you this because you kept it real with me, and I respected that, even when we were at odds with each other. So the real reason I came to Covers was because about 2 years ago I had an idea to write a book, and the book would be about sports, and gambling, so I am here as part of my experience and the whole part of the forum and the guys and betting games. I am from Philly but I live in LA half the time and here the other part. I am a freelance writer and I always wanted to tell my story, so thats how this journey began, in due time when the book is complete I will tell the guys here, please I would appreciate that you keep this in confidence and keep it between us, as it is nobody's business, and for the record I don't bet each game I play on here, and the unit size as well, no matter if its my money or someones else s really makes no difference, I am here to win games and help others. So I think because of my deal to tell you about my pizza shop, I wanted to let you know the truth. I hope you understand and this is a big part of my life. I love sports and love betting om them, hence me writing a book. Thats why I had the story of a pizza shop owner, i wanted to fit in, and little by little I am, but yes I do get caught up in the craziness of my threads at times.I hope you can understand where I am coming from, this site is full of great cappers and a lot of good info for the games, anyway this book might take awhile to write, but it is my life story mixed in. Ok now you know the truth that i dont own a pizza shop ok. I always told the guys I would tell them one day, why I really came here, but I never thought I would tell one of them today.But I felt I owed you the truth, maybe cause we are both from Philly. p.s. remember the story I told you all a few months back? that was all true too, except the part about me buying into a pizza shop,but anyway I hope we can stay friends on here, and maybe some day you might see my book out there somewhere, if it ever gets published.

[EddieMush]

OK not what i had expected, I HAD A BAD BEAT, THIS WAS CAPPED TO PERFECTION, BUT IT WAS MY 2002 LOTTERY MONEY, FOR THE GUY WHO THOUGHT MY COUSIN HAD AN EXTRA 125, LYING AROUND THE HOUSE, I HAVE DONE A DISSERVICE TO MYSELF, I LOST MY NEST EGG, AND THERE IS ONLY THING LEFT TO DO....... I HAVE AN OLD FRIEND WHO IS A BOOKIE A BIG TIME BOOKIE, I CALLED HIM, HE DOESN'T MESS AROUND, AS IN IF YOU OWE BY MONDAY, YOU PAY MONDAY, MY OTHER LOCAL HAD A 2 WEEK PAY PERIOD, IF ONE OF US IS UP OR DOWN MORE THAN 500 DOLLARS WE SETTLE, ANYWAY I AM DOWN 125K TODAY AND THE MONEY I LOST LAST NIGHT, IS TAKEN CARE OF, HELL I WAS UP THAT MUCH IN ALL SPORTS WITH MY BANKROLL, ANYWAY HE IS TAKING MY WAGER AND ITS A HUGE ONE, I WILL BORROW THE MONEY FROM AN OLD COLLEGE BUDDY, WHO MADE IT BIG IN THE STOCK MARKET IN THE EARLY 90'S AND HE OWES ME BIG TIME, FOR SAVING HIS LIFE ONE NIGHT BACK IN 2006, IN PHILADELPHIA, WHEN HE NEEDED A LOAN AND I HAD MONEY SAVED FROM WHEN I WAS A YOUTH, I GAVE HIM THAT MONEY AND NEVER EVER ASKED FOR IT BACK, WHEN HE BECAME A BIG SHOT ON WALL STREET, HE CAME OVER MY PLACE ONE SUNDAY NIGHT FOR OUR FAMILY DINNER AND GAVE ME A CHECK FOR 90,000 DOLLARS, I TOLD HIM , I DO NOT WANT IT, AND GAVE IT BACK, BEING A TRUE FRIEND IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MONEY, SO NOW I CALLED HIM AND NEED A FAVOR IF I LOSE THIS WAGER, BUT HOPEFULLY IT WILL WIN AND I CAN GET BACK ALL THE DOUGH FROM THIS BALL ST. WAGER, SO I AM CALLING IT IN SOON, MY WAGER IS..........MICHIGAN STATE +4 FOR 225,000 DOLLARS, GOOD LUCK GUYS AND SEE YOU LATER, I WOULD NEVER EVER MAKE A BET THIS BIG UNLESS I KNEW I WAS GOING TO WIN, AND PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW ME AND THEN SAY I GAVE YOU A BAD PICK, I MEAN WE ARE ALL MEN, WE WORK, WE BET ON GAMES, HELL I JUST LOST OVER 125K, AND I AM STILL HERE AND NOT RUNNING AWAY FROM MY PROBLEMS, THIS IS MY GOLDEN GOOSE, NOT BRAGGING, JUST BETTING, IF I WIN, THEN I WIN BACK THE 125K AND MAKE A TON AS WELL. THIS GUY ONLY TOOK MY ACTION FOR 2 REASONS, HE KNEW MY GRANDFATHER AND THEY WERE OLD HIGH SCHOOL BUDDIES, AND HE KNOWS I WOULD PAY THE BET IF I LOST, WHERE I AM FORM I AM A STAND UP GUY, AND I WOULD NOT RUN AWAY IF I LOST, I KNOW YOU LOSE, YOU PAY, YOU WIN YOU GET PAID, HENCE THE CALL TO MY OLD COLLEGE BUDDY, OK GUYS ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF AWAY FROM KICK-OFF, I AM CALLING IN THE WAGER NOW, IF I LOSE HELL, I WILL BE GONE FROM HERE AND GONE FROM BETTING, AND WILL NEED MY FRIENDS FAVOR TO PAY THE LOCAL, SAMMY WILL WIN THIS BET........... I HOPE SO.

back to back days Sammy bumps heads with Bryce

I smell a rat

[Kermit]

Here is a funny post made by some slovakian guy at covers. Apparently Sammy posted from the Tonight show on his Laptop? I have to find that one



Hi, I am sammy11, from philly, I co-own a pizzashop
Hi, I am sammy11, I am going to california to visit family
Hi, I am sammy11, I made up the whole story about the pizzashop to make friends here. I am actually a freelance writer working on a book about gambling
Hi, I am sammy11, I spell like a retard
Hi, I am sammy11, I am posting from jay leno's tonight show via laptop
Hi, I am sammy11, I have decided to stay here in california and screw over my pizza partner in phill
Hi, I am sammy11, sorry about the comment about screwing over my partner in philly, I forgot I made that up
Hi, I am sammy11, I got a job as a gofer to a casting director
Hi, I am sammy11, I was such a good gofer that I am going to be in a movie next year
Hi, I am sammy11, I am driving to vegas and posting while I am driving.
Hi, I am sammy11, I lost my ass in vegas
Hi, I am sammy11, best friends with mrbator and co-owner of covers.com
Hi, I am samy11, I would like to know why my threads keep getting boxed.
Hi, I am sammy11, where are all of my friends at?