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  • gabe
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-12-11
    • 7405

    #1
    Gabe's 2 inch rooster's fantasy card...
    Got baked, and killed time creating a couple 15 fight (as they should be) cards:


    Location: Athens, Greece
    Venue: Olympic Stadium of Athens
    Broadcast: Pay Per View, FX and Facebook

    MAIN CARD (PPV, 12:00 p.m. PT)

    Champ Jon Jones vs. Glover Teixeira (for light-heavyweight title)
    Brock Lesnar vs Daniel Cormier
    Randy Couture vs Chael Sonnen
    Frankie Edgar vs Chad Mendes
    Matt Hughes vs Matt Riddle
    TJ Dillashaw vs Michael McDonald
    Diego Sanchez vs Jamie Varner


    PRELIMINARY CARD (FX, 10:00 a.m. PT)

    Sean Sherk vs Brian Ebersole
    Tim Boetsch vs Ronny Markes
    Mark Munoz vs Court McGee
    Scott Jorgensen vs Ivan Menjivar
    Michael Chiesa vs Ramsey Nijem

    PRELIMINARY CARD (Facebook, 9:00 a.m. PT)

    Mike Brown vs Dennis Bermudez
    Darren Elkins vs Steven Siler
    Tony Ferguson vs Jeremy Stephens


    Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands
    Venue: Amsterdam Arena
    Broadcast: Pay Per View, FX and Facebook

    MAIN CARD (PPV, 1:00 p.m. PT)

    Junior Dos Santos vs Alistair Overeem (for heavyweight title)
    Thiago Alves vs Siyar Bahadurzada
    Fabricio Werdum vs Mark Hunt
    Melvin Guillard vs Anthony Njokuani
    Mirko Cro Cop vs Mike Russow
    Jim Miller vs Edson Barboza
    Sam Stout vs Takanori Gomi

    PRELIMINARY CARD (FX, 11:00 a.m. PT)

    Clay Guida vs Terry Etim
    Pat Barry vs Dave Herman
    Brandon Vera vs Joey Beltran
    Chris Leben vs Rafael Natal
    Mike Swick vs Stephen Thompson


    PRELIMINARY CARD (Facebook, 10:00 a.m. PT)

    John Makdessi vs Spencer Fisher
    Andrew Craig vs CB Dollaway
    Jared Papazian vs Ullyses Gomez
    Last edited by gabe; 08-22-12, 03:25 PM.
  • PunisherIND
    SBR MVP
    • 02-24-11
    • 4979

    #2
    dude, constantinos phillipou, george sotiropolous and mike bronzolous have to be on the greece card! come on now.
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    • PunisherIND
      SBR MVP
      • 02-24-11
      • 4979

      #3
      lol you got like 10 retired fighters on there brah!

      additional criticisms to follow...
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      • gabe
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 09-12-11
        • 7405

        #4
        Originally posted by PunisherIND
        dude, constantinos phillipou, george sotiropolous and mike bronzolous have to be on the greece card! come on now.
        i tried not to include anyone besides champions that are already scheduled to fight... though i dont think consta has a fight scheduled, i slipped on that one... but for that card, i was thinking less greek, and more greco-roman.
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        • gabe
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          • 09-12-11
          • 7405

          #5
          Originally posted by PunisherIND
          lol you got like 10 retired fighters on there brah!

          additional criticisms to follow...
          4 retired fighters, 3 who have said they wanna come back, and if you offered randy couture a fight vs chael sonnen in that arena in greece, odds of him accepting are like -1500
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          • PunisherIND
            SBR MVP
            • 02-24-11
            • 4979

            #6
            Originally posted by gabe
            i tried not to include anyone besides champions that are already scheduled to fight... though i dont think consta has a fight scheduled, i slipped on that one... but for that card, i was thinking less greek, and more greco-roman.
            less greco-roman and more pankration, lol
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            • PunisherIND
              SBR MVP
              • 02-24-11
              • 4979

              #7
              Originally posted by gabe
              4 retired fighters, 3 who have said they wanna come back, and if you offered randy couture a fight vs chael sonnen in that arena in greece, odds of him accepting are like -1500
              really? they have a beef? i thought they were all from team quest?
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              • Vaughany
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 03-07-10
                • 45563

                #8
                hahahahaha Gabe on tht ol G Kush
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                • Vaughany
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 03-07-10
                  • 45563

                  #9
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                  • PunisherIND
                    SBR MVP
                    • 02-24-11
                    • 4979

                    #10
                    gabe, im analyzing this very seriously, so i have to ask, is ebersole moving down to 155 or is sherk moving up to 170?
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                    • DeFactoCrippler
                      SBR MVP
                      • 03-30-12
                      • 2603

                      #11
                      You're bringing lesnar out of retirement for a fantasy match not making it Mir vs lesnar 3? Mir is about the only person I want to see Brock fight real or fake.
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                      • PunisherIND
                        SBR MVP
                        • 02-24-11
                        • 4979

                        #12
                        speaking of fantasies, check out this picture i just snapped outside my office. hope i dont get banned for this lol.

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                        • Beelzebubzy
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                          • 06-06-11
                          • 6995

                          #13
                          Beelzebubzy vs Chandler Blades
                          Beelzebubzy vs Ross Gellar
                          Rousey vs Gina vs Cyborg Santos the dude in a bra and panties match
                          Alves vs rumble Johnson vs a scale
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                          • Beelzebubzy
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 06-06-11
                            • 6995

                            #14
                            Thiago Silva vs Siyar Bahadurzada

                            ????!!!!!????
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                            • DeFactoCrippler
                              SBR MVP
                              • 03-30-12
                              • 2603

                              #15
                              Originally posted by PunisherIND
                              speaking of fantasies, check out this picture i just snapped outside my office. hope i dont get banned for this lol.

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                              Lol what is that all about?
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                              • Vitooch
                                SBR MVP
                                • 09-26-11
                                • 3470

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Beelzebubzy
                                Thiago Silva vs Siyar Bahadurzada

                                ????!!!!!????
                                Alves
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                                • Vitooch
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-26-11
                                  • 3470

                                  #17
                                  Costa vs. Munoz
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                                  • PunisherIND
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-24-11
                                    • 4979

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                                    Lol what is that all about?
                                    no idea man. i was walking around and i see this bare chested broad. had to snap a few pictures because you know the fellas would not take my word for it. lol

                                    probably a women's rights activist. there is always some kind of protest going on around here.
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                                    • gabe
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 09-12-11
                                      • 7405

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by PunisherIND
                                      gabe, im analyzing this very seriously, so i have to ask, is ebersole moving down to 155 or is sherk moving up to 170?
                                      It is common knowledge amongst the MMA community that Ebersole is a 155er now
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                                      • DeFactoCrippler
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 03-30-12
                                        • 2603

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by PunisherIND
                                        no idea man. i was walking around and i see this bare chested broad. had to snap a few pictures because you know the fellas would not take my word for it. lol

                                        probably a women's rights activist. there is always some kind of protest going on around here.
                                        Funny cause she probably thinks she is empowering herself while her are being objectified all over the interwebz.
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                                        • gabe
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 09-12-11
                                          • 7405

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Beelzebubzy
                                          Thiago Silva vs Siyar Bahadurzada

                                          ????!!!!!????
                                          my bad, meant alves
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                                          • sideloaded
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-21-10
                                            • 7561

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by PunisherIND
                                            speaking of fantasies, check out this picture i just snapped outside my office. hope i dont get banned for this lol.

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                                            7/10 would bang
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                                            • Vaughany
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 03-07-10
                                              • 45563

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                                              You're bringing lesnar out of retirement for a fantasy match not making it Mir vs lesnar 3? Mir is about the only person I want to see Brock fight real or fake.
                                              Second this
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                                              • Vaughany
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 03-07-10
                                                • 45563

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by PunisherIND
                                                speaking of fantasies, check out this picture i just snapped outside my office. hope i dont get banned for this lol.

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                                                haha nice catch. Was she doing some demonstration/promotion thing for naturists?!
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                                                • PunisherIND
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 02-24-11
                                                  • 4979

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Vaughany
                                                  haha nice catch. Was she doing some demonstration/promotion thing for naturists?!
                                                  i did a little googling and found out she is trying to raise awareness that women can be topless anywhere that men can be topless in new york.

                                                  apparently she doesnt mind people taking photos, so next time i will ask her to pose next to my hog.
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                                                  • Vaughany
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 03-07-10
                                                    • 45563

                                                    #26
                                                    hahaa
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                                                    • PunisherIND
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 02-24-11
                                                      • 4979

                                                      #27
                                                      LMAO at the new thread title...
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                                                      • DeFactoCrippler
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 03-30-12
                                                        • 2603

                                                        #28
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                                                        • Vaughany
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 03-07-10
                                                          • 45563

                                                          #29
                                                          Gabe, I suggest you report this to an MMA mod immediately.
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                                                          • Grabaka
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 02-19-11
                                                            • 3216

                                                            #30
                                                            They do not care about anything but squid...whats the point?
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                                                            • gabe
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 09-12-11
                                                              • 7405

                                                              #31
                                                              Nijem and Stephens were booked for fights after I posted

                                                              Yves Edwards vs Jeremy Stephens should be good... probably go with the dog there, whoever it may be.
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                                                              • Vaughany
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 03-07-10
                                                                • 45563

                                                                #32
                                                                Stephens vs Edwards has been scheduled for weeks. He spoke about it in the blog I posted on my thread last week.

                                                                Edwards will be dog for sure. It's a very good fight stylistically for Stephens...facing a striker who has less power and no way near as a good a chin
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                                                                • gabe
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                                                                  • 09-12-11
                                                                  • 7405

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Whoever edited the thread title really is not a funny person.
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                                                                  • Grabaka
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 02-19-11
                                                                    • 3216

                                                                    #34
                                                                    "Whoever".....that the most funny part...LOL
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                                                                    • gabe
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                                                                      • 09-12-11
                                                                      • 7405

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Punisher and DeFacto laughed at the unfunny thread title? Wow. DeFacto, really? Christ... I could understand if it was edited to something funny, but it wasn't. I would imagine a 5th graders sense of humor would be above it. Are you laughing at the mere fact that the thread title was edited, regardless of what was written? If so, that's retarded.
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