Jon Jones vs Machida UFC 140 Main Event

[gabe]

Gabe, did you ever find an offshore book that you could load with someone else's CC since you were "low on cash" last week?

http://forum.sbrforum.com/boxing-mma-ufc-betting/1293883-best-sportsbook-ufc-betting.html#post11640311

I would've thought that with all these and easy money bets you make that you'd have a pile of cash on hand for a simple P2P transfer.

I've had locks and easy money bets since that week? Please show me, because I believe the only easy money I mentioned was for Damien Maia. But please, do continue to talk out of your ass.

I didn't even mention any easy money fights or locks for the Cruz card, I don't think. Every easy money or lock pick I've given since I've been here have all hit. So, go blow runyamouth. He's looking for some action.

Two weeks back I had a bad week betting (mostly 'cos of soccer,) but this past week, I more than made up for it. I don't see what the point of your post was, but I responded anyway.

And I was paying the person in cash for using his CC, so being low on cash had nothing to do with that. Again, please, do keep talking out of your ass. Certainly no one here is going to stop you.

[gabe]

I am anxiously awaiting a lock thread, started by this guy.

Only had one since I've been here, and it hit.

[gabe]

Fuhk man... I would so love to see pictures of all you guys and just know more about you... I bet I would have a good laugh.

But eh... Why can't we all just get a bong?

[Educ8d Degener8]

Fuhk man... I would so love to see pictures of all you guys and just know more about you... I bet I would have a good laugh.

But eh... Why can't we all just get a bong?

How ghey.

[gabe]

How ghey.

You're a loser. I'm sure I would laugh if I learned facts about you and your life.

I was sure before, but now that I see you use the word "ghey," I am even more sure.

[Educ8d Degener8]

You're a loser. I'm sure I would laugh if I learned facts about you and your life.

I was sure before, but now that I see you use the word "ghey," I am even more sure.

I've never had to have a friend use their CC to re-load my offshore account...

Now that's a laughable fact we all know about you.

[gabe]

I've never had to have a friend use their CC to re-load my offshore account...

Now that's a laughable fact we all know about you.

I don't have an off-shore betting account, and I don't have CC's. When I need to use a CC for something online, I use my dads, and I give him cash. I never had any money in there, so wtf are you talking about reloading...?

Only laughable thing is how stupid you are and for the poor assumptions you continuously make thread after thread... laugh about that, you dumb-fuhk.

Let's see, in this one post, how many things did you make up: 1) I use off-shore accounts to bet. 2) I was out of money and needed to re-load my account. 3) I needed to get a CC from a friend. 4) I didn't have money, so I had to use someone elses CC.

4 things you pulled out of your ass... go ahead, laugh it up, idiot.

[Educ8d Degener8]

I don't have an off-shore betting account, and I don't have CC's. When I need to use a CC for something online, I use my dads, and I give him cash. I never had any money in there, so wtf are you talking about reloading...?

Only laughable thing is how stupid you are and for the poor assumptions you continuously make thread after thread... laugh about that, you dumb-fuhk.

Let's see, in this one post, how many things did you make up: 1) I use off-shore accounts to bet. 2) I was out of money and needed to re-load my account. 3) I needed to get a CC from a friend. 4) I didn't have money, so I had to use someone elses CC.

4 things you pulled out of your ass... go ahead, laugh it up, idiot.

LOL... denial is one of your strong suits... too bad betting ain't.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/boxing-mma-ufc-betting/1293883-best-sportsbook-ufc-betting.html

"I wanna use a CC to deposit money, but the card isn't under my name (although the surname is the same) and they don't allow that. Card name and account holder name have to be the same. I made my 5dimes account a long time ago, otherwise I just would have made the account under the name on the card."

"Could only afford to use the cc right now, low on cash this week..."

[gabe]

LOL... denial is one of your strong suits... too bad betting ain't.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/boxing-mma-ufc-betting/1293883-best-sportsbook-ufc-betting.html

"I wanna use a CC to deposit money, but the card isn't under my name (although the surname is the same) and they don't allow that. Card name and account holder name have to be the same. I made my 5dimes account a long time ago, otherwise I just would have made the account under the name on the card."

"Could only afford to use the cc right now, low on cash this week..."

yes, the surname is the same, which means it's family, not a friend.

yes, i made the 5dimes account a long time ago. but where does it say that i've been using it and need to re-load it?

i wanted to use 5dimes for prop bets and parlays but i didnt have a CC, and that very day i didn't have $1,000 on hand to w3st3rnunion. do i have to keep correcting all your assumptions, or are you ever going to stop pulling things out of your ass?

and if betting isn't my strong suit, how do my wins so heavily outnumber my losses? SO HEAVILY, SON. Go blow yourself.

This last post you made basically proved the point I was making in my previous response, so I am not sure what you planned to accomplish with it. Such a fool, you are.

[Educ8d Degener8]

I don't have an off-shore betting account, and I don't have CC's. When I need to use a CC for something online, I use my dads...

Over/Under on Gabe's FICO Score
over 350 +475
under 350 -735

[NunyaBidness]

yes, the surname is the same, which means it's family, not a friend.

yes, i made the 5dimes account a long time ago. but where does it say that i've been using it and need to re-load it?

i wanted to use 5dimes for prop bets and parlays but i didnt have a CC, and that very day i didn't have $1,000 on hand to w3st3rnunion. do i have to keep correcting all your assumptions, or are you ever going to stop pulling things out of your ass?

and if betting isn't my strong suit, how do my wins so heavily outnumber my losses? SO HEAVILY, SON. Go blow yourself.

This last post you made basically proved the point I was making in my previous response, so I am not sure what you planned to accomplish with it. Such a fool, you are.

Weird that you make multiple thousand dollar bets with your local, beat every sport at 70% +, but can't seem to get a checking account with a DC going.

Why not sit back and read this forum instead of posting in it. The noise to signal ratio is already so high.

[NunyaBidness]

Over/Under on Gabe's FICO Score
over 350 +475
under 350 -735

Can I parlay the under with lives with his parents at -800?

[gabe]

Over/Under on Gabe's FICO Score
over 350 +475
under 350 -735

That's what I thought, you're just a little bitch. Every point I make, you can't respond to, so you pull something else out of your ass. I guess you ran out of things to make up, you dumb bastard... and you had nothing to say... You left so many of my questions hanging... I'm still waiting to see where I said I used offshoring accounts that needed reloading... waiting, buddy... so many things you avoided, that being one of them.

You're just a little bitch. A little bitch. haha

FICO score lol I'm 24 and have never had a CC-- I'm a comedian, writer, and gambler. Not exactly buying houses and cars and building up credit.

Done with you now, little bitch. On your way, you go.

[gabe]

Weird that you make multiple thousand dollar bets with your local, beat every sport at 70% +, but can't seem to get a checking account with a DC going.

Why not sit back and read this forum instead of posting in it. The noise to signal ratio is already so high.

I rarely ever make multiple thousand bets. Multiple being 5k, but I often bet like 1500 to win 500.

If you don't believe I pick that good, dude, then start paying me for my picks. I told you if I don't live up to my word, I'll give your money back. I don't see what you're afraid of. If you had agreed to it when I last told you, you would have gone 10-2 off my NFL week 4 picks. I'm 44-10 for this season. Suck it.

I have a checking account with my bank, I don't know what DC is.

I just haven't applied for any cc's and don't care enough to.

[Educ8d Degener8]

You get so shook so easily...

Have your daddy order this on his CC for you...

[FindTheLock]

That's what I thought, you're just a little bitch. Every point I make, you can't respond to, so you pull something else out of your ass. I guess you ran out of things to make up, you dumb bastard... and you had nothing to say... You left so many of my questions hanging... I'm still waiting to see where I said I used offshoring accounts that needed reloading... waiting, buddy... so many things you avoided, that being one of them.

You're just a little bitch. A little bitch. haha

FICO score lol I'm 24 and have never had a CC-- I'm a comedian, writer, and gambler. Not exactly buying houses and cars and building up credit.

Done with you now, little bitch. On your way, you go.

dude you're not funny at all. You have a lot of growing up to do and I would very much like for you to do it elsewhere. This is a site for people who want to read educated opinions about sports to bet on. Not one person comes here to read any of your kinder care rants I assure you.

[gabe]

dude you're not funny at all. You have a lot of growing up to do and I would very much like for you to do it elsewhere. This is a site for people who want to read educated opinions about sports to bet on. Not one person comes here to read any of your kinder care rants I assure you.

I'm not funny at all? Am I supposed to be funny when I'm engaged in an arguement? Why don't you go blow yourself?

I'm here for teh reasons you are saying, these other idiots are constantly starting arguements, so you're talking to the wrong person. The rants of mine you don't care about reading are only in response to people talking shit, so why would you ignore all that and just attack me? You're a piece of shit.

[Educ8d Degener8]

It's fitting that you are a comedian...

Considering you're the biggest joke on this forum.

[gabe]

It's fitting that you are a comedian...

Considering you're the biggest joke on this forum.

Dude, you considering something/someone to be a joke means NOTHING... You are low-life scum, but you don't see that.

I am a joke to you because of things you assume I've said... things you make up...lol this is a betting forum and I will pick better than you do any sport on any given week, so to anyone with an IQ above 90, you would be considered the real joke here. making assumptions and talking shit about a guy who is simply better than you. funny shit.

[NunyaBidness]

I rarely ever make multiple thousand bets. Multiple being 5k, but I often bet like 1500 to win 500.

If you don't believe I pick that good, dude, then start paying me for my picks. I told you if I don't live up to my word, I'll give your money back. I don't see what you're afraid of. If you had agreed to it when I last told you, you would have gone 10-2 off my NFL week 4 picks. I'm 44-10 for this season. Suck it.

Hmmm, I don't think you can pick that well, so I should start paying you for your picks. Yeah, that sounds right.

[FindTheLock]

I'm not funny at all? Am I supposed to be funny when I'm engaged in an arguement? Why don't you go blow yourself?

I'm here for teh reasons you are saying, these other idiots are constantly starting arguements, so you're talking to the wrong person. The rants of mine you don't care about reading are only in response to people talking shit, so why would you ignore all that and just attack me? You're a piece of shit.

insecurity seeps through every one of your posts. Try to type a reply without using an ad hominem attack just once. I bet you can't do it. You would be left speechless.

[gabe]

Hmmm, I don't think you can pick that well, so I should start paying you for your picks. Yeah, that sounds right.

You think picking that well is INCREDIBLE. So, I am picking that well for you. If I don't, you get your money back and prove me wrong. I don't see what you're afraid of.

I repeat, if you are right about my picks, you get your money back.

[xelance]

how many times can you say " a little bitch" in an argument? I thought comedians were supposed to be creative during shows and otherwise. It's a shame that so many people call themselves "comedians" when they are unemployed and get booked for one show every two months. Appearing in a local comedy showcase at a nearby divebar doesnt qualify you as a comedian,sorry to burst your bubble.

[Educ8d Degener8]

I bet Gabe pays to play at the local comedy house.

I'd put money on it.

5 star of the year. Free pick for ya boys... Cash it!

[Vaughany]

Dont worry Gabe...

[Vaughany]

Rogan's got ya back homie

[gabe]

how many times can you say " a little bitch" in an argument? I thought comedians were supposed to be creative during shows and otherwise. It's a shame that so many people call themselves "comedians" when they are unemployed and get booked for one show every two months. Appearing in a local comedy showcase at a nearby divebar doesnt qualify you as a comedian,sorry to burst your bubble.

Actually, every person getting up at an open mic is considered a comedian. And yes, appearing in local comedy shows at divebars does qualify people as comedians. Lots of famous comedians play those shows, as well. Apparently you know nothing about the comedy scene, so don't talk about it.

You think only people who make a million dollars a year doing comedy deserve to be called comedians? Those people weren't comedians the first ten years of their career, when they were broke and struggling? They became comedians 10 years later wehn they caught a break? What are you saying, man? Do you hear yourself? You are a moron. That is PLUS ONE MORE MORON on this thread. You guys keep coming out of nowhere. I really feel like this is me against the world here.

I call someone a little bitch when they behave like little bitches and back out of questions I ask them and move on to something else, as they keep trying to attack... There are no MEN here. Nobody with any balls. Just a bunch of little bitches. Pathetic.

[NunyaBidness]

You think picking that well is INCREDIBLE. So, I am picking that well for you. If I don't, you get your money back and prove me wrong. I don't see what you're afraid of.

I repeat, if you are right about my picks, you get your money back.

I'll tell you what, I'll give you a freeroll.

You set up a thread and post picks, you can pick from any major sports on the spread at -110 lines. If you can pick at 60% over 200 picks, I'll send you $1,000 cash via **.

No past posting, at market lines.

[gabe]

insecurity seeps through every one of your posts. Try to type a reply without using an ad hominem attack just once. I bet you can't do it. You would be left speechless.

You want me to keep my cool and not attack back after being under attack this long by a bunch of fools? Seriously, go blow yourself.

[gabe]

I'll tell you what, I'll give you a freeroll.

You set up a thread and post picks, you can pick from any major sports on the spread at -110 lines. If you can pick at 60% over 200 picks, I'll send you $1,000 cash via **.

No past posting, at market lines.

200 picks at -110 will take forever.

and with -110, you are only limiting me to NFL spreads. so, it really would take forever. i don't always bet against the spread, either. i often take the moneyline. my 44-10 NFL record isn't all against the spread, but most were.

[xelance]

Actually, every person getting up at an open mic is considered a comedian. And yes, appearing in local comedy shows at divebars does qualify people as comedians. Lots of famous comedians play those shows, as well. Apparently you know nothing about the comedy scene, so don't talk about it. You think only people who make a million dollars a year doing comedy deserve to be called comedians? Those people weren't comedians the first ten years of their career, when they were broke and struggling? They became comedians 10 years later wehn they caught a break? What are you saying, man? Do you hear yourself? You are a moron. That is PLUS ONE MORE MORON on this thread. You guys keep coming out of nowhere. I really feel like this is me against the world here. I call someone a little bitch when they behave like little bitches and back out of questions I ask them and move on to something else, as they keep trying to attack... There are no MEN here. Nobody with any balls. Just a bunch of little bitches. Pathetic.

Its OK 2pac, relax.

[FindTheLock]

You want me to keep my cool and not attack back after being under attack this long by a bunch of fools? Seriously, go blow yourself.

you're allowing complete strangers on the internet to get a rise out of you, and yet you somehow remain delusional enough to think that there is a prize to be won from this hopeless endeavor of arguing over the internet with strangers you consider retarded. Who is the bigger retard? The person with the extra chromosome? Or the person who is arguing with him? You're sitting at home with angry fingers on your key board while the rest are all laughing at you. Your idea of being a winner is a lot different than mine. Now please go play in the children's section, You have nothing to contribute here. Trying to get people to buy your picks is the funniest thing you've ever typed Btw!! That's comedic gold...

[xelance]

[gabe]

Rogan's got ya back homie

lol i might be a guest on his podcast, in the future. brian asked me to do it a few months ago.

[xelance]

Im laughing and getting paid for this, lets keep it going