MY UFC 133 bets

[jesuseatsnubs]

thank u guys so much .. It's hard to believe these were the same people hating on me a while back lol

Strikeforce challengers 18 will be on August 12 .. so that's like almost 4 days from now .. I'll post my picks for that too if anyone is interested .. It just suks that Pinnacle does not offer parlays for strikeforce Challengers events .. and I don't want use 5dimes .. so I am not left with much option

best of luck all for these next events though I especially excited for the UFC events ..

I am gonna take it slow .. but hopefully before the years end I can be in high end 5 figure or if not 6 figure profit ..

I know that once I get to the 5 figure stage in profits I can easily stack up more profits from there and be making $250,000 daily from this .. I know that's saying much .. But I know I can do it

GOOD LUCK all

[NunyaBidness]

thank u guys so much .. It's hard to believe these were the same people hating on me a while back lol

Strikeforce challengers 18 will be on August 12 .. so that's like almost 4 days from now .. I'll post my picks for that too if anyone is interested .. It just suks that Pinnacle does not offer parlays for strikeforce Challengers events .. and I don't want use 5dimes .. so I am not left with much option

best of luck all for these next events though I especially excited for the UFC events ..

I am gonna take it slow .. but hopefully before the years end I can be in high end 5 figure or if not 6 figure profit ..

I know that once I get to the 5 figure stage in profits I can easily stack up more profits from there and be making $250,000 daily from this .. I know that's saying much .. But I know I can do it

GOOD LUCK all

The trick to making a quarter million a day at this is you have to use your profits to start new promotions. Ones that have fights on Monday-Thursday. Plant false information on sports sites, then bet away. Only problem is a lot of these small promotions have like $100 limits, just need a thousand or so relatives to bet in unison with you.

I see no problem with any of this! Good luck!

[cheeese]

Figure is off by at least 5k

[spargament]

lol thank u .. and that's aight .. I'd prefer if people did not tail me either .. more money in my pocket lol I'll be posting the predictions for Ufc ON versus 5 August 14 on the day of the event as well .. to anyone who cares .. for now I am just off doing research on all the fights .. hope everyone had a good night of bets .. best of luck all for the next event

...Okay, I'll bite. Why are you posting picks if you would prefer that people not tail you again? And I know you aren't even thinking about this in this way (which is really the only way in which it would make sense anyway), but how do you figure you're going to be losing money if people tail you when there's no way in hell that there will ever be enough people that tail you nor anyone with enough push nor bankroll that would start tailing you to the point where lines would move in any way that would affect your bankroll? And if you DIDN'T want to be tailed, why in the same post that you make that claim would you plainly state that you're going to be posting your picks again for the next event?
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If anyone else has a response other than "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" crap, or is actually of the persuasion that the nature of my post will *god forbid*(no pun intended) prevent them from tailing Jesus, I'm sorry. Kind of. I'd probably be doing you a favor...and no at no point am I insinuating Jesus intends on going tout (I know people get touchy about that stuff, and that's kind of where I'd draw the line)
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But as I said earlier in this thread, I won't allow my prickly nature to prevent me from congratulating you again for your nice card..but between the strange concepts about being tailed and the effect of that occurrence on the $ you'll pull in, as well as the idea that you're gonna be pulling in a quarter mill a day at any point from capping fights (especially seeing as how no matter how many promotions you can list, you'll never have an MMA event open to wagers daily, with a high enough limit to make a tenth of that), I have to REALLY scratch my head. I don't think there's any single capper in the world pulling in $90+ million a year from every sport combined(compulsive liars with tales of luxury and grandeur, feel free to jump in about now). I don't think you're intentionally trying to pull the wool over anyone's eyes or anything, just bringing you a dose of reality.

Enjoy your recent success!

[spargament]

The trick to making a quarter million a day at this is you have to use your profits to start new promotions. Ones that have fights on Monday-Thursday. Plant false information on sports sites, then bet away. Only problem is a lot of these small promotions have like $100 limits, just need a thousand or so relatives to bet in unison with you. I see no problem with any of this! Good luck!

Someone went there first? Shit.

[jesuseatsnubs]

...Okay, I'll bite. Why are you posting picks if you would prefer that people not tail you again? And I know you aren't even thinking about this in this way (which is really the only way in which it would make sense anyway), but how do you figure you're going to be losing money if people tail you when there's no way in hell that there will ever be enough people that tail you nor anyone with enough push nor bankroll that would start tailing you to the point where lines would move in any way that would affect your bankroll? And if you DIDN'T want to be tailed, why in the same post that you make that claim would you plainly state that you're going to be posting your picks again for the next event?
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If anyone else has a response other than "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" crap, or is actually of the persuasion that the nature of my post will *god forbid*(no pun intended) prevent them from tailing Jesus, I'm sorry. Kind of. I'd probably be doing you a favor...and no at no point am I insinuating Jesus intends on going tout (I know people get touchy about that stuff, and that's kind of where I'd draw the line)
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But as I said earlier in this thread, I won't allow my prickly nature to prevent me from congratulating you again for your nice card..but between the strange concepts about being tailed and the effect of that occurrence on the $ you'll pull in, as well as the idea that you're gonna be pulling in a quarter mill a day at any point from capping fights (especially seeing as how no matter how many promotions you can list, you'll never have an MMA event open to wagers daily, with a high enough limit to make a tenth of that), I have to REALLY scratch my head. I don't think there's any single capper in the world pulling in $90+ million a year from every sport combined(compulsive liars with tales of luxury and grandeur, feel free to jump in about now). I don't think you're intentionally trying to pull the wool over anyone's eyes or anything, just bringing you a dose of reality.

Enjoy your recent success!

I am only posting my predictions for the next few events only to prove a point to some people on here .. If people tailed me or did not .. I honestly don't care .. not sure why it's such a big deal lol

and by $250,000 everyday .. that was typo I meant $250,000 every UFC / strikeforce event as the limit of amount of money u can make per event is $250,000 per event / Per account u have ..

not sure why u over think and over analyze everything I say lol ..

thanks and I honestly hope I can make over 6 figures per event starting 2012 .. and I know I can do it .. as long as u know what ur doing and ur playing it safe .. hope u can stop being so paranoid now about everything i say lol

once again .. nothing is impossible and I do plan on making 6 figures per event asap

[NunyaBidness]

I am only posting my predictions for the next few events only to prove a point to some people on here .. If people tailed me or did not .. I honestly don't care .. not sure why it's such a big deal lol

and by $250,000 everyday .. that was typo I meant $250,000 every UFC / strikeforce event as the limit of amount of money u can make per event is $250,000 per event / Per account u have ..

not sure why u over think and over analyze everything I say lol ..

thanks and I honestly hope I can make over 6 figures per event starting 2012 .. and I know I can do it .. as long as u know what ur doing and ur playing it safe .. hope u can stop being so paranoid now about everything i say lol

once again .. nothing is impossible and I do plan on making 6 figures per event asap

If all of the best cappers pooled their funds and thoughts together they still wouldn't be able to make $250,000 per YEAR in this game. If you're beating this game for 3% ROI you're doing great. Let's say you manage to pull off 10%. That still requires 2.5 million in bets per year. Even if you could do it, you'll reach max limits very quickly, get reduced or kicked out, or get your accounts closed and money taken for running a syndicate.

I got 400k down in action last year, and now I can't bet hardly anything.

Sometimes I wonder why the books offer MMA betting. Never heard of anyone losing at it.

[spargament]

I am only posting my predictions for the next few events only to prove a point to some people on here .. If people tailed me or did not .. I honestly don't care .. not sure why it's such a big deal lol and by $250,000 everyday .. that was typo I meant $250,000 every UFC / strikeforce event as the limit of amount of money u can make per event is $250,000 per event / Per account u have .. not sure why u over think and over analyze everything I say lol .. thanks and I honestly hope I can make over 6 figures per event starting 2012 .. and I know I can do it .. as long as u know what ur doing and ur playing it safe .. hope u can stop being so paranoid now about everything i say lol once again .. nothing is impossible and I do plan on making 6 figures per event asap

I'm the paranoid one? Yes. Yes, I am quite fearful of nonsensical daydreaming about unobtainable riches infecting my brain causing it to atrophy.

And I'm just double checking, (you know how my paranoia can REALLY get to me sometimes..) but you care enough about the opinion of forum members, and their incredibly generous and digital pat on the back, to (according to you) jeopardize the amount of money you make?

By the way, when you're talking about millions of dollars a year, gambling is not a good investment. I can assure you with almost complete certainty I'd out cap you 5 of every 6 events (that's not a challenge, but I have no problem making it one if you're gonna go all keyboard warrior on me, hell might as well put some actual money on it, no 20$ nonsense), and even if I could get my action accepted everywhere I wanted, and I had millions in the bank (which to my knowledge I don't), I'd never risk anywhere near that much.

Unfortunately, NunyaBidness seems to do an extremely thorough job of explaining several reasons why that's the case; and I use the term 'unfortunately' only because I seem to love playing Scrooge. Beyond all the actual logic and knowledge dropped by my buddy NB, Jesus, do me a favor, and do some research surrounding what an average UFC fighter (one who doesn't always headline/has a title) makes per fight. Hell, look at Dominic Cruz, he IS a champion, and he DID main event UFC 132. Including his $20,000 win bonus, he made $40,000. His FOTN bonus literally was almost twice his base salary PLUS his win bonus. If YOU can make more money than THEY can (especially considering they can't fight every fight on every card like you can gamble on), there's a LITTLE something wrong there. Guys like Tito Ortiz who make hundreds of thousands of dollars (and I'm not afraid to point out he made $450,000 without bonuses and PPV revenue sharing) are absolutely anomalies, and for every guy like Tito, there are fifteen guys who FANTASIZE about winning fight of the night because the seventy some grand they'll get will mean they're making at least 5 times what they would have been paid. Brad Tavares took home $10,000 for his fight with Aaron Simpson at UFC 132. Many a time within the past 2 years have I seen guys take home less than ten grand from UFC fights. Capping is not playing the stock market, where I could make more money than someone who works at an office supplies store because I trade Staples Inc.

If all of the best cappers pooled their funds and thoughts together they still wouldn't be able to make $250,000 per YEAR in this game. If you're beating this game for 3% ROI you're doing great. Let's say you manage to pull off 10%. That still requires 2.5 million in bets per year. Even if you could do it, you'll reach max limits very quickly, get reduced or kicked out, or get your accounts closed and money taken for running a syndicate. I got 400k down in action last year, and now I can't bet hardly anything. Sometimes I wonder why the books offer MMA betting. Never heard of anyone losing at it.

Well....it's only 'kind of' losing when you hit 7 out of 8 fights in a parlay
...And I hope you know that you're gonna really start pissing me off if you keep getting to these entirely logical, fairly basic points before I do goddamnit ..you're making me have to work SLIGHTLY harder, and hell..with that work, I could have made $250,000 capping the next Strikeforce event!

God I was definitely about to subconsciously hijack this topic and start asking you questions about your thoughts on ROI and your opinion re: the degree to which different factors can cause it to change especially sport to sport. But as much fun as it is to poke fun, I'd rather not take over the topic as well...

[Vaughany]

I know that once I get to the 5 figure stage in profits I can easily stack up more profits from there and be making $250,000 daily from this .. I know that's saying much .. But I know I can do it

I was about to give you some respect Jesus but then read the above and almost shat my pants with

[Vaughany]

Jesus is the next Billy Walters!

But seriously, the kid has aspergus or something so we should just sit back and admire his illusions of grandeur!

[Vaughany]

The trick to making a quarter million a day at this is you have to use your profits to start new promotions. Ones that have fights on Monday-Thursday. Plant false information on sports sites, then bet away. Only problem is a lot of these small promotions have like $100 limits, just need a thousand or so relatives to bet in unison with you.

I see no problem with any of this! Good luck!

[Poppa Catfish]

thank u guys so much .. It's hard to believe these were the same people hating on me a while back lol

Strikeforce challengers 18 will be on August 12 .. so that's like almost 4 days from now .. I'll post my picks for that too if anyone is interested .. It just suks that Pinnacle does not offer parlays for strikeforce Challengers events .. and I don't want use 5dimes .. so I am not left with much option

best of luck all for these next events though I especially excited for the UFC events ..

I am gonna take it slow .. but hopefully before the years end I can be in high end 5 figure or if not 6 figure profit ..

I know that once I get to the 5 figure stage in profits I can easily stack up more profits from there and be making $250,000 daily from this .. I know that's saying much .. But I know I can do it

GOOD LUCK all

Excellently run gimmick

[FightFightFight]

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[jesuseatsnubs]

It looks like it be for the best to keep my mouth shut and never say anything to u pricks lol

no matter what I say .. u guys either call me a keyboard warrior .. or an idiot .. or someone with autism LOL

let's say I had $100,000 in my pinnacle account .. and I had bet all my money on a straight bet on Alexander Gustafsson .. I could of easily gotten a profit of over $50,000

I don't understand why making this kind of money is so hard for you guys to believe .. but whatever lol

[jesuseatsnubs]

I was about to give you some respect Jesus but then read the above and almost shat my pants with

why did u shit ur pants with laughter .. If u have 6 figures in any sportsbook account and make a straight bet on a fighter ur really sure of .. u can easily make a huge sum of profit that night ..

if u get the boot from the book for making so much money .. u easily make another account under a different name or have ur friend or someone make an account for u that u can use ..

not that hard really lol

[NickBaragona]

How much did you end up winning? I ended up winning a total of around $175, so I was happy. I have turned $100 into $800 since April. I was in Philly this weekend at the event live, and the crowd was nuts. Right before Vitor came out I got all pumped up and placed $330 on him. Great adrenaline rush..especially because I was at the event live. Hopefully this weekend pays off as well!

[jesuseatsnubs]

How much did you end up winning? I ended up winning a total of around $175, so I was happy. I have turned $100 into $800 since April. I was in Philly this weekend at the event live, and the crowd was nuts. Right before Vitor came out I got all pumped up and placed $330 on him. Great adrenaline rush..especially because I was at the event live. Hopefully this weekend pays off as well!

won a little over a $1000 in profits for UFC 133 considering I have 2 accounts with Pinnacle .. and I bet on both .

and I was almost gonna bet a good $1000 on Vitor .. but man the -360 odds really kept me from making the bet .. I almost did though lol


best of luck to u on the next event though .. my goal is to make high 5 figures or near 6 figures profit before the years end .. cheers and good luck

[kmdubya]

no matter what I say .. u guys either call me a keyboard warrior .. or an idiot .. or someone with autism LOL

Well when you say stuff like this:

let's say I had $100,000 in my pinnacle account

Your credibility tents to be shot. Just stop pretending you're big time, and people will tend to stop the flaming.

[Vaughany]

why did u shit ur pants with laughter .. If u have 6 figures in any sportsbook account and make a straight bet on a fighter ur really sure of .. u can easily make a huge sum of profit that night ..

if u get the boot from the book for making so much money .. u easily make another account under a different name or have ur friend or someone make an account for u that u can use ..

not that hard really lol

Okay well I look forward to see u achieve it Jesus and wish you the best of luck. Just saying I'm sure there are thousands of others out there who have tried to do the exact same thing and failed miserably. Optimism and ambition is great but you need to be humble as well, just because you did well on one event you suddenly think your invincible and above the bookmakers and laws of probability!

[SportsPedagogy]

there is never a sure bet in MMA, there are REALLY good bets ... but never a sure bet. Choi Hong-man was rocked by Jose Cansaco and he almost went down ... There are always the threat of early stoppages or a cut leading to a Dr Stoppage. Everybody seemed to think Kongo was a lock vs Berry and it ALMOST cost them. You had a great day, but dont let it get to your head thinking that you can bet 100k on a lock and it be easy money. It never is, ask Bader backers! Good luck man

[Kaladarus]

thank u guys so much .. It's hard to believe these were the same people hating on me a while back lol

Strikeforce challengers 18 will be on August 12 .. so that's like almost 4 days from now .. I'll post my picks for that too if anyone is interested .. It just suks that Pinnacle does not offer parlays for strikeforce Challengers events .. and I don't want use 5dimes .. so I am not left with much option

best of luck all for these next events though I especially excited for the UFC events ..

I am gonna take it slow .. but hopefully before the years end I can be in high end 5 figure or if not 6 figure profit ..

I know that once I get to the 5 figure stage in profits I can easily stack up more profits from there and be making $250,000 daily from this .. I know that's saying much .. But I know I can do it

GOOD LUCK all

[Vaughany]

Perfect

[NunyaBidness]

Well....it's only 'kind of' losing when you hit 7 out of 8 fights in a parlay
...And I hope you know that you're gonna really start pissing me off if you keep getting to these entirely logical, fairly basic points before I do goddamnit ..you're making me have to work SLIGHTLY harder, and hell..with that work, I could have made $250,000 capping the next Strikeforce event!

God I was definitely about to subconsciously hijack this topic and start asking you questions about your thoughts on ROI and your opinion re: the degree to which different factors can cause it to change especially sport to sport. But as much fun as it is to poke fun, I'd rather not take over the topic as well...

No serious discussion here please, WERE PICKING WINNERZ!