Just want to start this thread up to keep track of my plays. Started this weekend off with a small .25 unit loss on a parlay, should have known better than to include Tyson Griffin seeing how Dunham had a huge size advantage.
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"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike Mccalum -
hey welcome
I was guilty of the same thing with griffin/dunham. I thought the judges might have had enough crack to go around too save us tho, 29-28 griffin was ridiculous.Comment -
What up handjuice. How did you get that name?Comment -
Yea, how do you come up with 29-28. Griffin tends to get favorable judging imo.Originally posted by brooks85Comment -
Just did an effing huge parlay, I mixed in MMA plays with soom plays from other sports.
I know the chances are that there's no way in hell this hits, but you never know it could happen.
9 Team Parlay
Basketball - NBA Lines (Game) Moneyline
NBA PLAYOFFS - CHAMPIONSHIP
Best of Seven (2-3-2) Boston leads Series 3-2
(712) Los Angeles Lakers -260 Tue@6:05p
Competitor
711) Boston Celtics
Baseball - MLB (Game) Moneyline
INTERLEAGUE
(980) San Francisco Giants -155* Tue@7:15p
Competitor979) Baltimore Orioles
Mixed Martial Arts (Game) Moneyline
June 16th, 2010 - Strikeforce Los Angeles - Nokia Theater - Los Angeles, California, USA
Lightweight Bout
Both must fight for action.
(230) KJ Noons -450 Wed@8:00p
Competitor231) Conor "Hurricane" HeunMixed Martial Arts (Game) Moneyline
July 3rd, 2010 - UFC 116 - MGM Grand Garden Arena, Las Vegas, Nevada
UFC Heavyweight Championship
All wagers have action if bout takes place before 1-2-2011
(8014) Brock Lesnar -170 Jul 03/10@2:00p
Competitor8015) Shane CarwinMixed Martial Arts (Game) Moneyline
August 2nd, 2010-UFC on Versus-Energy Solutions Arena in Salt Lake City, Utah
Light Heavyweights
Both must fight for action.
(1024) Jon "Bones" Jones -625 Aug 02/10@7:00p
Competitor1025) Vladimir "The Janitor" MatyushenkoMixed Martial Arts (Game) Moneyline
August 7th, 2010 - Ultimate Fighting Championships 117
UFC Middleweight Championship
Both must fight for action. All wagers have action if bout takes place in UFC in 2010.
(3014) Anderson "The Spider" Silva -450 Aug 07/10@8:55p
Competitor3015) Chael Sonnen
Mixed Martial Arts (Game) Moneyline
December 31, 2011 Ultimate Fighting Championships - Venue TBA
Welterweight Championship
Bout must take place by December 31, 2011 for wagers to have Action.
(4998) Georges "Rush" St. Pierre -450 Dec 31/11@8:00p
Competitor4999) Josh "Kos" Koscheck
Mixed Martial Arts (Game) Moneyline
August 28th, 2010 - Ultimate Fighting Championships 118 - TD Garden, Boston, Massachusetts
Lightweights
Both must fight for action. All wagers are valid if bout take place by 1-1-2011
(1625) Kenny "Ken Flo" Florian -140 Aug 28/10@8:00p
Competitor1624) Gray "The Bully" Maynard
Mixed Martial Arts (Game) Moneyline
Feb 28th, 2011 -Ultimate Fighting Championships - Venue - TBA
Light Heavyweights
Both must fight for action. (All wagers are valid if bout take place by 2-28-2011)
(5000) Mauricio "Shogun" Rua -220 Feb 28/11@8:00p
Competitor5001) Rashad "Sugar" EvansRisk US$ 50.00 to win US$ 905.30*
"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
It was something my instructor at college said when he went to put some lotion on his hands, he said "oh let me get some of this handjuice real quick" and the whole class started laughing. I thought it would be a funny ass user name.Originally posted by Tree Rollins"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
Lol well it looks like the Giants might lose so they're goes my parlay
"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
would you really want that money tied up till feb 2011 anywaysComment -
it was only 50 bucks, and if i could potentially make 900 off of it than who cares if it doesn't get finished till 2011.Originally posted by 36mafia"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
Made another parlay, hopefully it works out for me.
9 Team Parlay #179460464 (Placed by Web)Mixed Martial Arts (Game) Moneyline
July 3rd, 2010 - UFC 116 - MGM Grand Garden Arena, Las Vegas, Nevada
UFC Heavyweight Championship
All wagers have action if bout takes place before 1-2-2011
(8014) Brock Lesnar -170 Jul 03/10@2:00p
Competitor8015) Shane CarwinMixed Martial Arts (Game) Moneyline
August 2nd, 2010-UFC on Versus-Energy Solutions Arena in Salt Lake City, Utah
Both must fight for action.
(1024) Jon "Bones" Jones -625 Aug 02/10@7:00p
Competitor1025) Vladimir "The Janitor" MatyushenkoMixed Martial Arts (Game) Moneyline
August 7th, 2010 - Ultimate Fighting Championships 117 - Oracle Arena in Oakland, California
Both must fight for action. All wagers are valid if bout take place by 1-1-2011
(117) Jon Fitch -110 Aug 07/10@8:00p
Competitor116) Thiago "Pitbull" AlvesMixed Martial Arts (Game) Moneyline
August 7th, 2010 - Ultimate Fighting Championships 117 - Oracle Arena in Oakland, California
UFC Middleweight Championship
Both must fight for action. All wagers have action if bout takes place in UFC in 2010.
(3014) Anderson "The Spider" Silva -450 Aug 07/10@8:55p
Competitor3015) Chael SonnenMixed Martial Arts (Game) Moneyline
Feb 28th, 2011 -Ultimate Fighting Championships - Venue - TBA
Both must fight for action. (All wagers are valid if bout take place by 2-28-2011)
(5000) Mauricio "Shogun" Rua -200 Feb 28/11@8:00p
Competitor5001) Rashad "Sugar" EvansMixed Martial Arts (Game) Moneyline
December 31, 2011 Ultimate Fighting Championships - Venue TBA
Welterweight Championship
Bout must take place by December 31, 2011 for wagers to have Action.
(4998) Georges "Rush" St. Pierre -450 Dec 31/11@8:00p
Competitor4999) Josh "Kos" KoscheckBasketball - NBA Lines (Game) Moneyline
NBA PLAYOFFS - CHAMPIONSHIP -
Best of Seven (2-3-2) Series Tied 3-3
(714) Los Angeles Lakers -350 Thu@6:05p
Competitor713) Boston CelticsBaseball - MLB (Game) Moneyline
INTERLEAGUE
In-Running Spreads, Moneylines and Totals available
(967) Tampa Bay Rays +105* Thu@4:10p
Competitor968) Atlanta BravesMixed Martial Arts (Game) Moneyline
August 28th, 2010 - Ultimate Fighting Championships 118 - TD Garden, Boston, Massachusetts
Both must fight for action. All wagers are valid if bout take place by 1-1-2011
(1625) Kenny "Ken Flo" Florian -140 Aug 28/10@8:00p
Competitor1624) Gray "The Bully" MaynardRisk US$ 11.50 to win US$ 398.02*
* odds and win amount may not be the same as at time of placement, if a pitcher change takes place."Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
well my baseball picks haven't been so hot so today i'm gonna do a parlay on all the mma guys i have listed above but i'm gonna also include Jamie Varner, Andre Ward and Floyd Mayweather for .20 units.
I will also be making a 4 unit wager on Andre Ward to win by decision on saturday night. Ward has fantastic boxing ability and really knows how to use footwork and headmovement together to confuse his opponents and catch them off guard, he also has great hands and knows when to clinch and stifle the action if he feels uncomfortable with the situation. Ward doesn't have great power though so I will be betting on him to win by decision, If he couldn't Ko a faded Miranda than he won't KO Green imo because Green has a good chin and is a tough S.O.B. Allan Green is a good fighter but imo is tailor made for Ward because he is a very basic boxer, he moves forward and throws simple combos for the most part. However Green is a much bigger puncher than Ward so I will take out a little insurance just in case Green does KO Ward (I can't see him winning any other way) although I highly doubt that will happen."Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
Ward by decision and Green by TKo/KO is a great straddle! I dont dont see Ward losing tho...he is the SOG afterall!Comment -
Originally posted by Vaughany
400 bucks in the bank! Went just like I thought it would, congrats to Andre Ward best SuperMiddleWeight in the world!"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
Originally posted by Handjuice
400 bucks in the bank! Went just like I thought it would, congrats to Andre Ward best SuperMiddleWeight in the world!
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Nice one! Wish id put more on...was 75% certain he'd win by decision...still won £100 so all good! Id say best boxer in the world! Ive always liked him tho since reading Sam Sheridan's Fighter's Heart book.Originally posted by Handjuice
400 bucks in the bank! Went just like I thought it would, congrats to Andre Ward best SuperMiddleWeight in the world!Comment -
andre ward really surprised me, shoulda got on the dec bandwagon
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I will be making a wager on theChavez-Duddy fight going over 11.5 rounds tonight. Neither of these guys are big punchers and neither guy has ever been stopped in his career so that makes me think it will go the full 12. I'm undecided on how much i want to put down though. I have to think about it more but I will be making at least a 1 unit play on it."Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
went in for 1 unit to win .90 units on the chavez/duddy over
Also bet .50 units to win .81 units on a Chavez/Lesnar/Anderson Silva parlay."Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
Winner!Originally posted by Handjuice
Should have put more down though, could have made another 400 off if this, but oh well at least i got something.
"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
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Alright just made another parlay! I really feel good about this one.
Lesnar -140
Jon Jones -650
Anderson Silva - 450
Juan "Dinamita" Marquez -450
2.07 units to win 4 units.
"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
I did a couple more parlays, i'm sure one of these is going to hit.
(2016) Demetrius "The Gladiator" Hopkins
(2020) Steve "Centurion" Herelius
(2036) Ulises"Archie" Solis -2400 Sat@4:00p
(3010) Juan Manuel "Dinamita" Marquez -450 Jul
Floyd "Money" Mayweather Jr. -140 Sun@8:00p
Daniel Roberts -185 Sat@4:00p
(8014) Brock Lesnar -145 Sat@8:00p
C(1024) Jon "Bones" Jones -625 Aug 02/10@7:00p
(3014) Anderson "The Spider" Silva -450 Aug
(117) Jon Fitch -105 Aug 07/10@8:00p
(4998) Georges "Rush" St. Pierre -450 Dec Risk US$ 10.00 to win US$ 429.18
And this one....
(2016) Demetrius "The Gladiator" Hopkins -450
(3000) Floyd "Money" Mayweather Jr. -140
(3010) Juan Manuel "Dinamita" Marquez -450 Ju
(8014) Brock Lesnar -145
(117) Jon Fitch -105
(3014) Anderson "The Spider" Silva -450
(8016) Yoshihiro Akiyama -205
(1024) Jon "Bones" Jones -625
(1625) Kenny "Ken Flo" Florian -140
5 bucks to win $312"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
Akiyama -205
Silva -450
Marquez-450
2 units to win 2.4 units"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
So far this is a winner, just need jones,marquez and silva to some thru.Originally posted by Handjuice"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
Loss. What a awful gameplan by Akiyama, ******* terrible performance!Originally posted by Handjuice"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
All right so i just tallied up my potential winnings. And if Anderson Silva,Jon Jones and Marquez win there upcoming fights i will be up +680 units, which doesn't include the money i've made off of baseball and the long term parlays i have in the works. Not bad for 2 months of gambling
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"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
I Lost 2units on the Daniel Jacobs fight last weekend, I knew the russian guy he was facing was good.. but i had no idea he was THAT good. I should have kept my money once i saw that the russian had talent, but i really believed Jacobs was gonna win in impressive fashion. Lesson learned!
Here are some parlays i have made recently
Pending8/4/10 3:10pm MLB Baseball 906 Colorado Rockies -175* vs San Francisco Giants (M Bumgarner - L must Start U Jimenez - R must Start)
Pending8/7/10 11:00pm Boxing Fighting 102 Devon Alexander -900* vs Andriy Kotelnik
Pending8/7/10 11:30pm UFC Fighting 1002 Anderson Silva -410* vs Chael Sonnen
55258378-18/3/10 1:28pm$10.00$55.67
Pending5 Team Parlay
Win8/3/10 8:05pm WNBA Basketball 607 Seattle Storm 1st Quarter -240* vs Tulsa Shock
Pending8/3/10 7:05pm Props Baseball 5979 Texas Rangers (3 game series) -150* vs Seattle Mariners (3 game series) (Fixed Price)
Pending8/7/10 11:00pm Boxing Fighting 265 Kotelnik/Alexander starts round 12 -255* vs Fight won't start round 12
Pending8/7/10 11:30pm UFC Fighting 1002 Anderson Silva -410* vs Chael Sonnen
Pending8/7/10 10:00pm UFC Fighting 1403 Almeida/Hughes goes 3 round distance -165* vs Fight won't go 3 round distance
55236854-18/2/10 10:04pm$35.00$46.67
Pending3 Team Parlay
Win8/2/10 10:05pm MLB Baseball 920 Oakland Athletics -225* vs Kansas City Royals (B Bannister - R must Start T Cahill - R must Start)
Pending8/7/10 11:00pm Boxing Fighting 101 Andriy Kotelnik/Devon Alexander Over 9½ -325*
Pending8/7/10 11:30pm UFC Fighting 1002 Anderson Silva -425* vs Chael Sonnen
55220273-18/2/10 3:24pm$5.00$807.45
Pending7 Team Parlay
Pending8/7/10 11:00pm Boxing Fighting 101 Andriy Kotelnik/Devon Alexander Over 9½ -325*
Pending8/7/10 10:10pm Boxing Fighting 401 Glen Johnson +210* vs Tavoris Cloud
Pending8/14/10 10:45pm Boxing Fighting 102 Chad Dawson -390* vs Jean Pascal
Pending9/18/10 1:00pm Boxing Fighting 962 Derek Chisora -230* vs Sam Sexton
Pending8/7/10 11:30pm UFC Fighting 1002 Anderson Silva -425* vs Chael Sonnen
Pending8/7/10 10:00pm UFC Fighting 1107 Fitch wins by 3 round decision +200* vs Not Fitch by 3 round decision
Pending8/28/10 11:00pm UFC Fighting 1201 James Toney +500* vs Randy Couture
55159859-18/1/10 1:30pm$6.00$200.10
Pending11 Team Parlay
Win8/1/10 4:05pm WNBA Basketball 656 Washington Mystics 1st Half -445* vs Tulsa Shock
Pending8/7/10 11:00pm Boxing Fighting 101 Andriy Kotelnik/Devon Alexander Over 9½ -320*
Pending8/14/10 9:00pm Boxing Fighting 102 Chad Dawson -390* vs Jean Pascal
Pending8/21/10 10:30pm Boxing Fighting 102 Tomasz Adamek -800* vs Michael Grant
Pending9/4/10 3:00pm Boxing Fighting 522 Roman Martinez -420* vs Ricky Burns
Pending9/11/10 5:00pm Boxing Fighting 502 Wladimir Klitschko -900* vs Samuel Peter
Pending10/15/10 9:00pm Boxing Fighting 502 Lucian Bute -900* vs Jesse Brinkley
Win8/1/10 10:00pm UFC Fighting 1002 Jon Jones -630* vs Vladimir Matyushenko
Pending8/7/10 11:30pm UFC Fighting 1002 Anderson Silva -420* vs Chael Sonnen
Pending8/28/10 11:00pm UFC Fighting 1201 James Toney +485* vs Randy Couture
Pending9/30/10 10:00pm WEC Fighting 2102 Jose Aldo -560* vs Manvel Gamburyan Totals:$76.00$1,133.33"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
WinnerOriginally posted by Handjuice"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
Winner!Originally posted by Handjuice
Anderson just barely won but a win is a win nonetheless."Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
Originally posted by Handjuice
Went 2-2 on my parlays this weekend for a total of + .55 units"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
I have a couple parlays in the works that I haven't posted yet, some are very long term and won't play out for awhile. This one includes fights that that will take place in the next 2-3 months.
55159859-18/1/10 1:30pm
Pending11 Team Parlay
Win8/1/10 4:05pm WNBA Basketball 656 Washington Mystics 1st Half -445*vs Tulsa Shock
Win8/7/10 11:00pm Boxing Fighting 101 Andriy Kotelnik/Devon Alexander Over 9½ -320*
Pending8/14/10 9:00pm Boxing Fighting 102 Chad Dawson -390*vs Jean Pascal
Pending8/21/10 10:30pm Boxing Fighting 102 Tomasz Adamek -800*vs Michael Grant
Pending9/4/10 3:00pm Boxing Fighting 522 Roman Martinez -420*vs Ricky Burns
Pending9/11/10 5:00pm Boxing Fighting 502 Wladimir Klitschko -900* vs Samuel Peter
Pending10/15/10 9:00pm Boxing Fighting 502 Lucian Bute -900*vs Jesse Brinkley
Win8/1/10 10:00pm UFC Fighting 1002 Jon Jones -630*vs Vladimir Matyushenko
Win8/7/10 11:30pm UFC Fighting 1002 Anderson Silva -420*vs Chael Sonnen
Pending8/28/10 11:00pm UFC Fighting 1201 James Toney +485*vs Randy Couture
Pending9/30/10 10:00pm WEC Fighting 2102 Jose Aldo -560*vs Manvel Gamburyan
$6.00 to win $200"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
another long shot parlay...
$10.00 to win $989.64
Pending5 Team Parlay
Pending8/13/10 10:00pm Boxing Fighting 101 Manuel Quezada +775* vs Chris Arreola
Pending8/14/10 10:45pm Boxing Fighting 102 Chad Dawson -380* vs Jean Pascal
Pending9/4/10 2:00pm Boxing Fighting 602 Jan Zaveck -350* vs Rafal Jackiewicz
Pending8/28/10 11:00pm UFC Fighting 1201 James Toney +500* vs Randy Couture
Pending9/30/10 10:00pm WEC Fighting 2102 Jose Aldo -580* vs Manvel Gamburyan
Quezada easily knocked out Travis Walker, whereas Arreola struggled in his fight with Walker (he even got dropped and hurt)
I think Couture is the perfect matchup for James Toney, I see Couture trying to clinch with James and getting clipped by a counterpunch.
Zan Javeck already beat Jachiwiez but got robbed cause he was in Jackiwiez's home areana. This time they are in Slovenia so Zan should get the nod.
Aldo is a lock and Dawson too imo."Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
Made another Parlay...
Pending8/14/10 7:30pm NFL Football 266 Pittsburgh Steelers -145* vs Detroit Lions
Pending8/13/10 7:10pm MLB Baseball 970 Tampa Bay Rays -192* vs Baltimore Orioles (J Guthrie - R must Start J Shields - R must Start)
Pending8/14/10 10:45pm Boxing Fighting 102 Chad Dawson -360* vs Jean Pascal
Pending8/14/10 10:30pm Boxing Fighting 502 Miguel Vazquez +205* vs Ji Hoon Kim
$30 to win $270"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
Pending2 Team Parlay
Pending8/13/10 7:10pm Props Baseball 5970 Tampa Bay Rays (3 game series) -320* vs Baltimore Orioles (3 game series) (Fixed Price)
Pending8/14/10 10:30pm Boxing Fighting 511 Vazquez wins by 12 rnd decision +466* vs Not Vazquez by 12 rnd decision
$20 to win $128
"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment -
******* Rays gonna blow my parlay, how do you let the worst team in the mlb beat you when you have almost 70 wins and home field advantage is beyond me.
"Real fight don't start till round 13, in round thriteen ya asshole locks up, ya balls get tight, and ya don't wanna go another second, that's when the real fight starts"- Mike MccalumComment
