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[MD]

This is getting ridiculous. DeFacto's probably sitting there trying to come up with another joke about peckers and joosh.

Stop being a little bitch. If you're willing to play dice for 10K, you can play poker for 10K right now, and if you want to book MMA wagers, book my wagers right now. Where are your balls?

[MD]

ducking you i offered to meet you in vegas lol

Yet you won't take my bets? Man up.

[DeFactoCrippler]

This is getting ridiculous. DeFacto's probably sitting there trying to come up with another joke about peckers and joosh.

Stop being a little bitch. If you're willing to play dice for 10K, you can play poker for 10K right now, and if you want to book MMA wagers, book my wagers right now. Where are your balls?

book your bets right now lol

ok what are they?

[MD]

Grabaka, what you think bro? DeFacto missing some huevos?

[MD]

book your bets right now lol

ok what are they?

How are you going to pay me when I win? What are the terms of the wager? Stop making bullshit broad statements and trying to duck me. Tell me. I'm waiting.

[DeFactoCrippler]

How are you going to pay me when I win?

lol i told you, paypal, ** or you can come pick it up at my place.

in order for this to occur we will have to exchange info

[MD]

lol i told you, paypal, ** or you can come pick it up at my place.

in order for this to occur we will have to exchange info

You didn't say any of that. Lol @ "come pick it up at my place" though. You couldn't even afford my flight over.

How can I guarantee you'll pay?

[DeFactoCrippler]

ok send me your info

name address ect

and i will do the same

i figured by asking for this it was implied this was so both parties could establish trust and WORK OUT a payment method

but i see you are more interested in going BOOK MY BETS NOW even though there are no focking fights

[MD]

Writing another joke about peckers? We've been doing this for an hour. Grow a pair of balls.

[MD]

i figured by asking for this it was implied this was so both parties could establish trust and WORK OUT a payment method

but i see you are more interested in going BOOK MY BETS NOW even though there are no focking fights

LOL, establish trust. The last guy to send you his info, you used it to harass him and Wannabet around the forum like a scared little bitch.

[Grabaka]

To be honest its nuts to discuss like that. I would NEVER take these kind of challenges. If i win i dont know if they will pay me, if i lose i will be feeding the family of who i dislike. Lose lose situation. No play for me.

Also, i dont know if DFC is an act or not but i love it. I would not like to start digging there. If hes loco he kills me and if hes not then the act is over. Another lose lose situation. No play for me.

[DeFactoCrippler]

You didn't say any of that. Lol @ "come pick it up at my place" though. You couldn't even afford my flight over.

How can I guarantee you'll pay?

what do you mean how can you guarantee that i actually HAVE the money, not hard, i mean i could take a pic or something

how can you guarantee that i will GIVE it to you if i lose. you cant. you just have to trust i am not a dirty dirty welshman. nut on the other hand there aint much difference between a welsham and a muck shoveling mick.

how can i guarantee YOU will pay me

[MD]

what do you mean how can you guarantee that i actually HAVE the money, not hard, i mean i could take a pic or something

how can you guarantee that i will GIVE it to you if i lose. you cant. you just have to trust i am not a dirty dirty welshman. nut on the other hand there aint much difference between a welsham and a muck shoveling mick.

how can i guarantee YOU will pay me

I have to trust the guy who used personal info from a betting challenge to extort a guy, and whose ghost welshed out on another bet with me? Are you f-cking serious?

You are the biggest pussy on SBR. Yes, I'll just trust you'll pay me. Propose something realistic.

[DeFactoCrippler]

To be honest its nuts to discuss like that. I would NEVER take these kind of challenges. If i win i dont know if they will pay me, if i lose i will be feeding the family of who i dislike. Lose lose situation. No play for me.

Also, i dont know if DFC is an act or not but i love it. I would not like to start digging there. If hes loco he kills me and if hes not then the act is over. Another lose lose situation. No play for me.

pal you claim to be smoking out urrday like i am

i posted a bag of herbal medicinals that would cost like a g note in cal. smoke that urry couple weeks. it aint no special weekend up here

[DeFactoCrippler]

I have to trust the guy who used personal info from a betting challenge to extort a guy, and whose ghost welshed out on another bet with me? Are you f-cking serious?

You are the biggest pussy on SBR. Yes, I'll just trust you'll pay me. Propose something realistic.

for focks sakes you are the phaget that came in this thread

you are obviously too scared to share your info

because i am a pussy

[MD]

for focks sakes you are the phaget that came in this thread

you are obviously too scared to share your info

because i am a pussy

I challenged you to something where there's absolutely no chance you could welsh out, there's no way for you to try and extort me with my personal info and it would be settled in a few minutes. For 10K.

You said "hey bro, gimme your personal info and then if you handicap rly gud, I promise I'll send you a bunch of money". Yeah, you're a pussy.

[DeFactoCrippler]

I challenged you to something where there's absolutely no chance you could welsh out, there's no way for you to try and extort me with my personal info and it would be settled in a few minutes. For 10K.

You said "hey bro, gimme your personal info and then if you handicap rly gud, I promise I'll send you a bunch of money". Yeah, you're a pussy.

1. lol you are basically saying you will only play poker because you are scared of being 'extorted'. because if i had your NAME i would automatically be able to EXTORT you. i have interrcontinental reach.

2. can you not appreciate the fact that if YOU refuse to give YOUR info that it is impossible for it to happen.

tell you what, will you consider running 10k blind on the first hand if stars will let us?

honestly bro, i dont play poker, nor do i want to play poker all day.

[DeFactoCrippler]

jesus christ not to mention if we played all day or one hand all it would prove is i have 10k to piss away

you would still be a shitty capper and a pathetic worm who hides his losses behind semantics

[DeFactoCrippler]

holy shit guys just go sbr lous real name

brb EXTORTING HIS ASS

[MD]

1. lol you are basically saying you will only play poker because you are scared of being 'extorted'. because if i had your NAME i would automatically be able to EXTORT you. i have interrcontinental reach.

2. can you not appreciate the fact that if YOU refuse to give YOUR info that it is impossible for it to happen.

tell you what, will you consider running 10k blind on the first hand if stars will let us?

honestly bro, i dont play poker, nor do i want to play poker all day.

You tried to extort Van1ty. Threatened the guy pretty hard. Also, I won't only play poker, but I'm not stupid enough to fall for "ok let's bet send me ur info lol". Are you retarded?

2. That's not the issue here. The issue is that you've extorted people in the past with their info and now you're saying "rules? Stakes? Who cares about any of that? Just gimme your info bro so I can stroke my joosh pecker".

What is even the point in that? Neither of us cares about 10K clearly, so why play blind? This is supposed to be a game of skill. My skill, specifically, since it's apparently me who needs to prove himself. In which case, taking my bets or playing me in poker seems like a good solution, no?

It won't take all day. You'll be smoked in half the time you've spent backtracking and pussying out in this thread.

[Sykes]

I have a solution. BetDSI run a competition for every ufc event, you pick the fighters, round and how they win, if you win most points you win some free play. Both of you do that for the next one, show pics of your picks on fight day and what points you made when its over and the points are counted. Then you have a winner yous can work the rest of the shit out yourselves.

[MD]

I have a solution. BetDSI run a competition for every ufc event, you pick the fighters, round and how they win, if you win most points you win some free play. Both of you do that for the next one, show pics of your picks on fight day and what points you made when its over and the points are counted. Then you have a winner yous can work the rest of the shit out yourselves.

I can't make a BetDSI account. Any other books do this?

[DeFactoCrippler]

What is even the point in that? Neither of us cares about 10K clearly, so why play blind?

i suck shit at poker and you will probably beat me if we played. not to mention it could possibly take a while which is not only irritating (for me atleast) it means the only winner is those joos focks.

when do we stop? when somebody hez it ooool? what if that doesnt happen the first day. how do you know i wont just win a big pot, wipe my snot nose and go muahahahaha and leave. if you did that i would prolly murder a prostitute, owuld enrage me worse than if you stiffed me.

it may be clear that he almighty deef nation doesnt care about 10k. but with you it still remains unclear. it really isnt hard for anyone who isnt a moron to see that you fancy your chances in a poker game, but you dont fancy your chances in a coinflip? or a fight? or even a HANDICAPPING CHALLENGE which, coincidentally. is he issue at hand.

also lol at extorting vanity. don corleone in this bitch. theyre animals let them wipe themselves out

[Sykes]

Shit looks like there way out of date > http://www.ufccontest.com/

[DeFactoCrippler]

I have a solution. BetDSI run a competition for every ufc event, you pick the fighters, round and how they win, if you win most points you win some free play. Both of you do that for the next one, show pics of your picks on fight day and what points you made when its over and the points are counted. Then you have a winner yous can work the rest of the shit out yourselves.

but thats not what the challenge was.

i was simply to "book" md's bets. in this way it means i owuld have to place bets myself.

also, the issue really isnt the format of the betting challenge its md giving |ANY kind of assurance of payment

[MD]

i suck shit at poker and you will probably beat me if we played. not to mention it could possibly take a while which is not only irritating (for me atleast) it means the only winner is hose joos focks.

when do we stop? when somebody hez it ooool? what if that doesnt happen the first day. how do you know i wont just win a big po, wipe my snot nose and go muahahahaha and leave. if you did that i would prolly murder a prostitute, owuld enrage me worse than if you stiffed me.

it may be clear that he almighty deef nation doesnt care about 10k. bu with you it still remains unclear. it really isnt hard for anyone who isnt a moron to see that you fancy your chances in a poker game, but you dont fancy your chances in a coinflip? or a fight? or even a HANDICAPPING CHALLENGE which, coincidentally. is he issue at hand.

also lol at extorting vanity. don corleone in this bitch. theyre animals let them wipe themselves out

I can't even understand what this means.

No, I think you care a lot about 10K. Enough to not want to do anything where you can't welsh, you can't back out and you can't make shit up to try and pussy out. Like poker. Instead, you want me to go to Vegas and fight you for 10K. You're a pussy.

[DeFactoCrippler]

I can't even understand what this means.

No, I think you care a lot about 10K. Enough to not want to do anything where you can't welsh, you can't back out and you can't make shit up to try and pussy out. Like poker. Instead, you want me to go to Vegas and fight you for 10K. You're a pussy.

1. lets say i sucked out a gutshot on you 3 hands in and won 2k from you. then i decided i had enough and decided to retire. (hit n run)

2. how could i "welsh" if stars let us run the first hand blind? seriously it guarantees the WHOLE 10k is won or lost, plus it makes it an EVEN playing field ie pure luck. and also ensures minimal time is WASTED. you will only put up money if you feel you have an advantage, lol.

but yet i am the pussy?

[mirinquads]

i suck shit at poker and you will probably beat me if we played. not to mention it could possibly take a while which is not only irritating (for me atleast) it means the only winner is those joos focks.

Dont be a bitch son

[MD]

1. lets say i sucked out a gutshot on you 3 hands in and won 2k from you. then i decided i had enough and decided to retire. (hit n run)

2. how could i "welsh" if stars let us run the first hand blind? seriously it guarantees the WHOLE 10k is won or lost, plus it makes it an EVEN playing field ie pure luck. and also ensures minimal time is WASTED. you will only put up money if you feel you have an advantage, lol.

but yet i am the pussy?

We would play for the entire 10K. I don't really care if you hit-and-run me for 2K, would just mean I won. Enjoy your 2K.

2. What is the point in betting on a virtual coin flip? You're supposed to be a high-roller gambler bruhv. What gambler bets on 0 EV? You said I'm a terrible 'capper, yet you're pussying out of everything I suggest. Only put up money if I feel I have an advantage? You're the supreme gambler, man. You have the biggest bankroll on SBR and you know the sports betting industry inside and out. People fear you. How could I have an advantage? Yet I'll put my money down on poker or sports betting. I'm the crazy one here.

You play all these games and you act like tough shit, but when someone actually answers, you step down like a little bitch. Worst e-persona 2013. Seriously, you're terrified of me. I should offer to show up in Vegas to meet you and then just hire some degens to rape you.

[DeFactoCrippler]

Dont be a bitch son

lol that glass looks like it full of urine

i know a sycophantic little british boys who loves drinking it fresh from the pipe

where is he at?

[DeFactoCrippler]

2. What is the point in betting on a virtual coin flip? You're supposed to be a high-roller gambler bruhv. What gambler bets on 0 EV?

high roller gamblers make -EV bets for the fock of it.

you wanna put it on baccarrat im cool.

high stakes gamblers dont like sitting across from some pimple ass grinder lol

[illmatick]

....yes i'm 0-19,,,,, somwhere close to that


ahhhh

You're a heavily deluded snake brah.. ive seen how you like to talk publicly about private shit, and you wonder why i never respond to the bullshit private messages you keep sending me....we aint friends faggguut, sorry you had to learn the hard way.

poor kid got his feelings hurt. Im sworry defacto, what was that last private message you sent me?


recalibrating a 2 inch dip

bet you won't duck ....

[DeFactoCrippler]

fock it ghost accounts are in

im obviously the biggest pussy on sbr

im so scared to throw my money aorund

[DeFactoCrippler]

ahhhh

You're a heavily deluded snake brah.. ive seen how you like to talk publicly about private shit, and you wonder why i never respond to the bullshit private messages you keep sending me....we aint friends faggguut, sorry you had to learn the hard way.

oh no the little beaner finally grew some balls

wen from passive agressive bitch to agressive agressive

are those bullets the same caliber as your beaner dick cabron?

[MD]

high roller gamblers make -EV bets for the fock of it.

you wanna put it on baccarrat im cool.

high stakes gamblers dont like sitting across from some pimple ass grinder lol

LOL. No, no they don't. Are you penetrating retarded? High stakes gamblers don't hate money.

High stakes gamblers love playing against grinders because they normally (not always) lack the skill to beat higher limits. Any poker pro will tell you that.

Man up and stop making excuses.