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  • The HOFF
    SBR MVP
    • 07-02-08
    • 4847

    #1
    UFC 101 Hoff's Declaration
    KENNY FLORIAN +190
    BJ PENN -240

    Excuses are like assholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. BJ is an awesome fighter, and exciting to watch. However, he needs to take his losses and shut the hell up. Here's a little tidbit you might not know about though. GSP actually cheated that night. But not in the way you may be thinking.



    Yes, that's actually a dude. And No, I didn't make this up. Look it up on YouTube. If it's on the internet then obviously it's true.

    Well what kind of excuses do you think BJ will have for Kenny? My guess is that he won't have any excuses... because he won't need them. So I'll go ahead and ask the question: What's your excuse Kenny?
    BJ PENN -240

    FORREST GRIFFIN +290
    ANDERSON SILVA -360

    Anderson Silva is fighting? Zzzzzzzzzzzzz. Huh. What happened? Notice how Mr. Spider isn't even headlining the card. Is he even co-main-eventing? It's about time they made him fight a somebody.

    But tell me, does that somebody really have a chance? Joe Rogan always talks about Forrest's underrated ground game. Has anyone ever seen it? Oh I know he choked out Shogun, but does that even count? For being a BJJ ace he sure has a crappy gaurd. And what about that stand up game? Ughh. I know he can kick but what about punching? We are talking about Forrest Pillow Hands Griffin right?


    Griffin's UFC gloves

    What sort of trouble does Forrest actually pose? About as much as a retarded monkey with a butter knife. Wait... that actually does sound kind of dangerous doesn't it. I'm very conflicted in this match up and have absolutely no confidence in a pick. I'm not betting this fight and I'm rooting for Forrest all the way. Gun to the head though, I got Mr. Spider.
    NO BET/ANDERSON SILVA -360

    JOHNY HENDRICKS -105
    AMIR SADOLLAH -125


    This is a dangerous fight to bet on. Johny Hendricks is a WEC transplant, a strong wrestler and he also spells his name wrong. You know all those dumb kids at school were always really tough. And with his beard he looks like Gary from Team America.






    TUF winner Amir Sadollah is fighting for the first time outside of the show. What do you know about him? Nothing. You don't know if he has improved. You don't know if he has declined. You don't know he has taken off all of his band-aids. Not real confident on this fight either.
    NO BET/JOHNY HENDRICKS -105

    KENDALL GROVE +135
    RICARDO ALMEIDA -160

    After every KO victory, Grove likes to celebrate in the center of the octagon with his “Dagger Dance” routine, in which he appears to dig a grave and bury his opponent, nailing the coffin shut and finally covering it with dirt.


    Oops. Wrong Grave Digger.

    The pure stupidity of the routine makes me wish Kendall would die a slow and painful death. Combine it with his entrance mask and it just makes you laugh. Well I guess Kendall and I are going to be laughing our way to the bank.
    KENDALL GROVE +135

    *My best bet of the night is on the undercard. AARON RILEY -160.



  • illmatick
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-05-09
    • 5451

    #2
    gl, Riley a strong play for me as well
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    • Bread
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-16-08
      • 23726

      #3
      Superb as always. First beer and man-hug on me in Vegas
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      • Bread
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-16-08
        • 23726

        #4
        PS...How insane is that dood kissing BJ. Holy cow...I love it.
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        • Eccocide
          SBR MVP
          • 01-12-09
          • 2126

          #5
          Originally posted by The HOFF



          And with his beard he looks like Gary from Team America.




















          Best part is, you would think with a name like Amir Sadollah, he'd be the one you were referring too

          No disagreements here. I'm hoping now that Tito is back that Kendall can maybe come up with his own dance...or better yet not dance at all!!
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          • brooks85
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 01-05-09
            • 44709

            #6






            going to be a good weekend
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            • The HOFF
              SBR MVP
              • 07-02-08
              • 4847

              #7
              Originally posted by Bread
              First beer and man-hug on me in Vegas
              Wow! Usually you have to pay double for that sort of thing.
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              • The HOFF
                SBR MVP
                • 07-02-08
                • 4847

                #8
                WEIGH INS
                Anderson Silva looked bloated and didn't look to be in great shape. He didn't look that bad against Irvin.

                Matt Riddle and Dan Cramer both looked to be in great shape. I hope that fight makes the pay-per-view.

                BJ Penn looked great.
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                • illmatick
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 01-05-09
                  • 5451

                  #9
                  any link to the weigh -ins, missed them
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                  • Eccocide
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-12-09
                    • 2126

                    #10
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                    • dyosh808
                      SBR High Roller
                      • 09-20-08
                      • 142

                      #11
                      That dude is Mickey Avalon. He's a singer rapper or something. Both he and BJ are sponsored by RVCA so I'm sure they know each other from that. I like BJ to win the fight also. GL on the rest of your picks.
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                      • Robyn
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 02-05-08
                        • 9681

                        #12
                        I am with you on Grove. Bread laughed at me.
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                        • The HOFF
                          SBR MVP
                          • 07-02-08
                          • 4847

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Robyn
                          I am with you on Grove. Bread laughed at me.
                          Just laugh back when he has his usual 3-8 night and you go 9-2.
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                          • penny1cg
                            SBR Hustler
                            • 10-14-08
                            • 75

                            #14
                            nice write up, like riley too
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                            • Robyn
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 02-05-08
                              • 9681

                              #15
                              Originally posted by The HOFF
                              Just laugh back when he has his usual 3-8 night and you go 9-2.
                              Actually, the really weird thing is that he and I are the only ones on Nelson tonight (in the contest). I made my picks without knowing his...and we both couldn't stand the kid on TUF.
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