RASHAD EVANS +180
LYOTO MACHIDA -220
Chasing the Dragon...
It starts when you have your first high. Everything is perfect, and you're numb, but in the best way possible. Shaggy, Scooby, the whole gang is there. And everyone is doing lines off of Daphne's ass. But, soon, it starts to wear off.
You go back to your dealer to get some more. Ok, time to get high. Shaggy and Scooby are back but this time it's only Velma' ass. And now Fred is rubbing up against you too. Alright, but definitely not as awesome as the first time. Then it wears off again.
You keep trying to do enough drugs to get back to that magical first time but you just can't. You keep buying more and more. Pretty soon you start pawning all your stuff until you have nothing left. Then you start stealing vcr's and car stereos to pay for it. Eventually you start doing "favors" to pay for your habit. That's chasing the dragon... Good luck Rashad.
LYOTO MACHIDA -220
MATT SERRA +210
MATT HUGHES -260
Very tough one to call. Oh, I'm not talking about the fight. I'm talking about who is the bigger douche bag?
And the winner is...
LYOTO MACHIDA -220
Chasing the Dragon...
It starts when you have your first high. Everything is perfect, and you're numb, but in the best way possible. Shaggy, Scooby, the whole gang is there. And everyone is doing lines off of Daphne's ass. But, soon, it starts to wear off.
You go back to your dealer to get some more. Ok, time to get high. Shaggy and Scooby are back but this time it's only Velma' ass. And now Fred is rubbing up against you too. Alright, but definitely not as awesome as the first time. Then it wears off again.
You keep trying to do enough drugs to get back to that magical first time but you just can't. You keep buying more and more. Pretty soon you start pawning all your stuff until you have nothing left. Then you start stealing vcr's and car stereos to pay for it. Eventually you start doing "favors" to pay for your habit. That's chasing the dragon... Good luck Rashad.
LYOTO MACHIDA -220
MATT SERRA +210
MATT HUGHES -260
Very tough one to call. Oh, I'm not talking about the fight. I'm talking about who is the bigger douche bag?
And the winner is...
I was all set to go ahead and pick Hughes to win, and then I saw Couture predicted Serra to win. So I feel better with a prop bet.
FIGHT GOES THE DISTANCE -110
CHAEL SONNEN +135
DAN MILLER -165
This write up is brought to you by...
FIGHT GOES THE DISTANCE -110
CHAEL SONNEN +135
DAN MILLER -165
This write up is brought to you by...
That's right... The UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPIONS OF SAFE SEX. I'm sure one of these clowns is sponsored by Condomdepot.com and will have it plastered all over his ass for us to stare at the whole fight.
CHAEL SONNEN +135
FRANKIE EDGAR +240
SEAN SHERK -300
What happens when you can't beat the belt holder in your division? Well, you could pull a Franklin and move to a different weight class... Or you just hang out and become the Gatekeeper of the division.
So if Sean Sherk is the Gatekeeper, that makes Frankie Edgar the Keymaster!!
CHAEL SONNEN +135
FRANKIE EDGAR +240
SEAN SHERK -300
What happens when you can't beat the belt holder in your division? Well, you could pull a Franklin and move to a different weight class... Or you just hang out and become the Gatekeeper of the division.
So if Sean Sherk is the Gatekeeper, that makes Frankie Edgar the Keymaster!!
SEAN SHERK -300
FIGHT GOES THE DISTANCE (if you can find odds)
DREW McFEDRIES +145
XAVIER FOUPA-POKUM -175
Do you know what dog food tastes like... DO YOU?
It tastes just like it smells... DELICIOUS.
FIGHT GOES THE DISTANCE (if you can find odds)
DREW McFEDRIES +145
XAVIER FOUPA-POKUM -175
Do you know what dog food tastes like... DO YOU?
It tastes just like it smells... DELICIOUS.
A crackhead is a person of any race that lives to hit that nasty-ass rock. Usually real thin, dirty, and smells like warm trash and/or spoiled milk, fecal matter, rotting corpses etc. Frequently bobbing, weaving, twitching, and glitching. Large periodic spurts or energy. Always got something for sale or knows somebody that has just what you need. The most severe crackheads can be viewed in the wild missing standard items such as shoes, socks, and teeth. If you come into contact with a crackhead it is suggested to secure all valuables and avoid any physical contact or direct contact with their breath (could cause dizzyness and/or vomiting). If you lose property to a crackhead; accept the loss. If you find yourself chasing a crackhead; accept the loss... crackheads are fast, they be gittin somewheres... You ain't catchin' no crackhead.
XAVIER FOUPA-POKUM -175
XAVIER FOUPA-POKUM -175
