UFC 97: Silva vs Leites

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  • The HOFF
    SBR MVP
    • 07-02-08
    • 4847

    #1
    UFC 97: Silva vs Leites

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    THALES LEITES +390
    ANDERSON SILVA -490

    What does UFC 97 have in common with UFC 90? That's right, a worthless main event. Tell me why this fight is taking place. Leites got piss-pounded for three rounds by Nate the Great, and then magicly won a split decision due to... a reffing controversy, YEAH! Herb Dean screwed the pooch in that fight deducting points from Marquardt for phantom elbows to the back of the head. So now instead of seeing a marquee matchup, I'm subjected to this shit. Siva dancing around not giving a rat's ass about the fight... then Leites hurting himself and falling over.

    My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer.

    I'm sure Joe Rogan is going to be spitting out his excitement about what an INTRIGUING match up this. Oh, and how if anyone has the skill set to give Anderson Silva problems... then Thales Leites is the man. Guess what, I don't believe it.
    ANDERSON SILVA inside the distance -280


    MAURICIO RUA +165
    CHUCK LIDDELL -190

    This fight captivates me, as I need to know just how close Chuck Liddell is to retirement. My guess is he has to keep fighting because his 401k is probably looking like shit right now. Well I actually have come across an **exclusive** Chuck Liddell sparring session as he prepares for his fight with Shogun.



    Old balls Liddell is desperate for a win. Odds are screaming for a bet on Rua, but I just think that Chuck's old balls have a tiny bit of magic left in them.
    CHUCK LIDDELL -190


    BRIAN STANN +135
    KRZYSZTOF SOSZYNSKI -155


    Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash?
    The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.

    How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
    He's the one with the clean bowling shirt.

    How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree?
    Wave to him.

    Why don't Polish women use vibrators?
    It chips their teeth.
    KRZYSZTOF SOSZYNSKI -155


    ANTONI HARDONK +230
    CHEICK KONGO -270



    Guess what. You don't **** with a guy that can pull off boxer-briefs and an Australian kangaroo hat. As you can see, the UFC girl behind him is clearly frightened by his "manhood."
    CHEICK KONGO -270


    STEVE CANTWELL +240
    LUIZ CANE -280

    In honor of WRESTLEMANIA 25 lets get some lets get some homo-erotic pro-wrestling in here.



    WHATCHA GONNA DO? WATCHA GONNA DO Cantwell when 20,000 screaming Kanenites... WHATCHA GONNA DO?
    LUIZ CANE -280

    UNDERCARD
    MATT WIMAN +115
    DAVID LOUISEAU -120

  • brooks85
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-05-09
    • 44709

    #2
    I cant wait to see the fights. I think the Chuck/Rua fight will go a lot like the chuck/sobral fight. Rua is going press and press, and that is what chuck loves. The number of times Rua over commits to a strike/takedown, you cant even begin to count, so the angles should be plentiful for chuck too counter. And after Rua's last fight, Im licking my chops.
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    • Bread
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-16-08
      • 23726

      #3
      OLD BALLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
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      • THE_LOCKSMITH
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-25-08
        • 7237

        #4
        Speaking of old balls whose seen this Larry Merchant clip

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        • pimike
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 03-23-08
          • 37139

          #5


          Never saw that
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          • Bread
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-16-08
            • 23726

            #6
            Good chance now I'll be driving to Ocala for a jai alai tournament on Friday/Saturday.

            Might have to record the event and watch on Sunday!
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            • penny1cg
              SBR Hustler
              • 10-14-08
              • 75

              #7
              love the picks Hoff
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