
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
THALES LEITES +390
ANDERSON SILVA -490
What does UFC 97 have in common with UFC 90? That's right, a worthless main event. Tell me why this fight is taking place. Leites got piss-pounded for three rounds by Nate the Great, and then magicly won a split decision due to... a reffing controversy, YEAH! Herb Dean screwed the pooch in that fight deducting points from Marquardt for phantom elbows to the back of the head. So now instead of seeing a marquee matchup, I'm subjected to this shit. Siva dancing around not giving a rat's ass about the fight... then Leites hurting himself and falling over.
I'm sure Joe Rogan is going to be spitting out his excitement about what an INTRIGUING match up this. Oh, and how if anyone has the skill set to give Anderson Silva problems... then Thales Leites is the man. Guess what, I don't believe it.
ANDERSON SILVA inside the distance -280
MAURICIO RUA +165
CHUCK LIDDELL -190
This fight captivates me, as I need to know just how close Chuck Liddell is to retirement. My guess is he has to keep fighting because his 401k is probably looking like shit right now. Well I actually have come across an **exclusive** Chuck Liddell sparring session as he prepares for his fight with Shogun.
ANDERSON SILVA -490
What does UFC 97 have in common with UFC 90? That's right, a worthless main event. Tell me why this fight is taking place. Leites got piss-pounded for three rounds by Nate the Great, and then magicly won a split decision due to... a reffing controversy, YEAH! Herb Dean screwed the pooch in that fight deducting points from Marquardt for phantom elbows to the back of the head. So now instead of seeing a marquee matchup, I'm subjected to this shit. Siva dancing around not giving a rat's ass about the fight... then Leites hurting himself and falling over.

My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer.
I'm sure Joe Rogan is going to be spitting out his excitement about what an INTRIGUING match up this. Oh, and how if anyone has the skill set to give Anderson Silva problems... then Thales Leites is the man. Guess what, I don't believe it.
ANDERSON SILVA inside the distance -280
MAURICIO RUA +165
CHUCK LIDDELL -190
This fight captivates me, as I need to know just how close Chuck Liddell is to retirement. My guess is he has to keep fighting because his 401k is probably looking like shit right now. Well I actually have come across an **exclusive** Chuck Liddell sparring session as he prepares for his fight with Shogun.
Old balls Liddell is desperate for a win. Odds are screaming for a bet on Rua, but I just think that Chuck's old balls have a tiny bit of magic left in them.
CHUCK LIDDELL -190
BRIAN STANN +135
KRZYSZTOF SOSZYNSKI -155
Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash?
The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the clean bowling shirt.
How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree?
Wave to him.
Why don't Polish women use vibrators?
It chips their teeth.
KRZYSZTOF SOSZYNSKI -155
ANTONI HARDONK +230
CHEICK KONGO -270

STEVE CANTWELL +240
LUIZ CANE -280
In honor of WRESTLEMANIA 25 lets get some lets get some homo-erotic pro-wrestling in here.
CHUCK LIDDELL -190
BRIAN STANN +135
KRZYSZTOF SOSZYNSKI -155
Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash?
The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the clean bowling shirt.
How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree?
Wave to him.
Why don't Polish women use vibrators?
It chips their teeth.
KRZYSZTOF SOSZYNSKI -155
ANTONI HARDONK +230
CHEICK KONGO -270

Guess what. You don't **** with a guy that can pull off boxer-briefs and an Australian kangaroo hat. As you can see, the UFC girl behind him is clearly frightened by his "manhood."
CHEICK KONGO -270
CHEICK KONGO -270
STEVE CANTWELL +240
LUIZ CANE -280
In honor of WRESTLEMANIA 25 lets get some lets get some homo-erotic pro-wrestling in here.
WHATCHA GONNA DO? WATCHA GONNA DO Cantwell when 20,000 screaming Kanenites... WHATCHA GONNA DO?
LUIZ CANE -280
UNDERCARD
MATT WIMAN +115
DAVID LOUISEAU -120
LUIZ CANE -280
UNDERCARD
MATT WIMAN +115
DAVID LOUISEAU -120