Joe Rogan puts Brendan Schaub on BLAST after his poor performance at UFC 181

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  • MD
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    • 01-31-12
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    #36
    Originally posted by JIBBBY
    MD ^^ Schaub - "I was thinking of hanging them up in 2 years or 4 fights, maybe cut to 205"..

    That tells me he probably gets worked over in his next two fights, gets cut from the UFC then after.. He retires.. He's not cutting to 205 either.. B is too lazy, hearts not in it..

    I read between the lines MD a little better then you and I can't apologize for that..
    He said very soon after that that he didn't start thinking about it until Rogan brought it up. Misrepresenting people because of your incredibly poor comprehension is not "reading between the lines".
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    • Vaughany
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      • 03-07-10
      • 45563

      #37
      Originally posted by mirinquads
      I love how Hogan is lamenting Callen for speaking over his guests, when the drugfuelled manlet basically can't stop talking when they are doing podcasts. Speaking over and interrupting important points with inane jokes and just generally being annoying. Especially if his quests are the more timid kind.
      I can't believe one of them didn't comment on the "If i started to be unfunny on strange" bit. Because goddamn Rogans standup is cringe-i-dycringe. Bet Callen knows he should have said it, but is scared of Rogans big HGH muscles and shiny head.
      Still kind of was nice to see Schaub get a reality check. I actually had money on him, and his standup was straight sad to watch. I think the second round would have gotten interesting though. The look on his face was priceless through that though. Rogan straigh spinning back kicked his ego in the nutsack.
      Haha i said exact same...so funny how he claims to be all knowing and all seeing and really self-aware yet is actually not at all!

      Originally posted by Vaughany
      was just a bizarre situation! Rogan said a whole lot of cringeworthy shiit but also said a lot of valid stuff (but in wrong setting). Callen actually probably made the most valid and useful points for first time ever!

      Oh one of the cringe parts that I forgot to mention was at start were Rogan is telling Callen that he talks to much on his podcast show and doesnt let the guest speak!!! Then 30 mins later Rogan proceeds to talk for about 20 minutes straight without even asking Schaub to comment on anything or letting him have his say!!! Rogan is one of the worse for not letting his guests speak! That fuuckin Rory MacDonald podcast was annoying as fuuck at times cos Rory would be about to tell a story like one about him tripping up Eddie Bravo at Metamoris and Rogan would just come in and ruin it by being all serious and saying "Eddie has a bad back, you probably shouldnt of done that"!!! Supposed to be a comedian yet sometimes just completely misreads situations!
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      • Vaughany
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        • 03-07-10
        • 45563

        #38
        Originally posted by JIBBBY
        MD ^^ Schaub - "I was thinking of hanging them up in 2 years or 4 fights, maybe cut to 205"..

        That tells me he probably gets worked over in his next two fights, gets cut from the UFC then after.. He retires.. He's not cutting to 205 either.. B is too lazy, hearts not in it..

        I read between the lines MD a little better then you and I can't apologize for that..

        I find myself writing stuff out more and more for certain people on this forum to further clarify what I say.. Kinda feels like I'm teaching and dealing with a child that's learning the alphabet for the first time. MD how old are you?

        Is he? what makes you think that?
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        • mirinquads
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          #39
          Please elaborate Jibbby, you extreme knowledge of people you have never met's cognition could be of great asset to this forum!
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          • Vaughany
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            • 03-07-10
            • 45563

            #40
            Lets not forget here that Schaub is located in Venice Beach, ibbbehh maybe surfs with him from time to time, and hangs and bangs cute Edinburgh girls with Big Browne maybe? Got to see a side of Schaub that the casual fan isn't aware of?
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            • JIBBBY
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              • 12-10-09
              • 83686

              #41
              Originally posted by Vaughany
              Lets not forget here that Schaub is located in Venice Beach, ibbbehh maybe surfs with him from time to time, and hangs and bangs cute Edinburgh girls with Big Browne maybe? Got to see a side of Schaub that the casual fan isn't aware of?
              Schaub is gay and wears tight yellow swim suits.. Also, there are no waves in Venice beach, worst place to surf out here... If he's trying to surf Venice beach he's just out there floating around on his surf board trying to look cool..

              I don't hang and bang with Schaub... lol..
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              • marzwoody
                SBR MVP
                • 01-03-14
                • 3902

                #42
                Joe Hogan is like a broken record at this point. i get tired of hearing him. if it wasen't for some of the guests i would stop listening to his podcast.
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                • Rubber Guard
                  SBR MVP
                  • 06-22-11
                  • 1550

                  #43
                  Im ashamed to say that I used to listen to his podcasts. Not religiously or anything but as an insomniac id throw hid podcast on late unless he had a guest I totally didnt care to listen for.

                  I havent in a while though, sometimes if Joey CoCo Diaz I see is coming i will check it out.

                  Im still a young pothead. Cant tell if my taste has changed or if Joe has gotten that terrible over the last few years. Has to be Joe and his head growth.

                  Love when he has fighters, Diaz, or a guy lile Neil Tyson on. But Joe ruins good guests these days anyway so it doesnt matter.
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                  • MD
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 01-31-12
                    • 9728

                    #44
                    UFC on FOX's YouTube channel uploaded this, but allegedly edited out Brendan's talk about loss of sponsorship money due to the Reebok deal.

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                    • Vaughany
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                      • 03-07-10
                      • 45563

                      #45
                      Haha nice work fox
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                      • Vaughany
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                        • 03-07-10
                        • 45563

                        #46
                        Originally posted by Rubber Guard
                        Im ashamed to say that I used to listen to his podcasts. Not religiously or anything but as an insomniac id throw hid podcast on late unless he had a guest I totally didnt care to listen for.

                        I havent in a while though, sometimes if Joey CoCo Diaz I see is coming i will check it out.

                        Im still a young pothead. Cant tell if my taste has changed or if Joe has gotten that terrible over the last few years. Has to be Joe and his head growth.

                        Love when he has fighters, Diaz, or a guy lile Neil Tyson on. But Joe ruins good guests these days anyway so it doesnt matter.
                        Thought u meant nick diaz then for a second! Was bout to say when the fuuck did tht happen!
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                        • Vaughany
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                          • 03-07-10
                          • 45563

                          #47
                          Rogan talks about the Schaub intervention in this podcast from yesterday (starts at about 6 mins in)... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=teWae5Ar6ec

                          lol and after telling Callen that he talks too much and doesnt give his guest enough chances to speak in his podcast, Rogan proceeds to talk for about 80-90% of this podcast! Was almost pointless having Heffron on!
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                          • mirinquads
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                            • 04-22-13
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                            #48


                            They talk about the rogan show.. Havent watched passed the usual Callen fellating session yet, but i'm guessing Schaubi gonna be butthurt
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                            • marzwoody
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                              • 01-03-14
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                              #49
                              Originally posted by Vaughany
                              Rogan talks about the Schaub intervention in this podcast from yesterday (starts at about 6 mins in)... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=teWae5Ar6ec

                              lol and after telling Callen that he talks too much and doesnt give his guest enough chances to speak in his podcast, Rogan proceeds to talk for about 80-90% of this podcast! Was almost pointless having Heffron on!
                              Yeah as he ages it will only get worse. imagine listening to Joe Hogan in 10 years rambling on about his favorite muscle car and how weed should be legal.
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                              • BigSpoon
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                                • 11-04-10
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                                #50
                                Originally posted by marzwoody
                                Yeah as he ages it will only get worse. imagine listening to Joe Hogan in 10 years rambling on about his favorite muscle car and how weed should be legal.
                                Don't forget about his hunting and isolation tank rambling.
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                                • marzwoody
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                                  • 01-03-14
                                  • 3902

                                  #51
                                  Schaub says Rogan said "do you wanna save the small talk and do this on air?" a little different to what Rogan was saying about how Schaub wanted to talk live.
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                                  • mirinquads
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                                    • 04-22-13
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                                    #52
                                    Listening to Callen is seriously uncomftable.. There's being self deprecating, damn son, have some self respect.
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                                    • Vaughany
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                                      • 03-07-10
                                      • 45563

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by mirinquads
                                      https://soundcloud.com/fighterandthe...medium=twitter

                                      They talk about the rogan show.. Havent watched passed the usual Callen fellating session yet, but i'm guessing Schaubi gonna be butthurt
                                      Lol the first comment at top of tht soundcloud fighterandthekid page is pretty funny!..

                                      Just a thought....how about cutting back on the Podcasts, parties, screwing around and concentrate on becoming the Best in the World? Its presently as if you think Big Dick Bandits is the pinnacle of your career. You feel you're dedicated? Then DEDICATE yourself MORE! It's up to you, Brendan. You can move UP the UFC HW ladder or you can continue your journey DOWN it.
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                                      • mirinquads
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                                        #54
                                        Is he implying Big Dick Bandits aren't Schaubs career highlight?
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                                        • Vaughany
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                                          • 03-07-10
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                                          #55
                                          Haha

                                          "Dont get it twisted, bro"!
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                                          • marzwoody
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                                            • 01-03-14
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                                            #56
                                            So much nonsense in this thread. needs more solid dick please.
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                                            • JIBBBY
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                                              • 12-10-09
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                                              #57
                                              There's more talk about Schaub on this forum then any other fighter and I don't get it???

                                              Dude blows, about to get cut, just got ruined in his last fight, was never that good, etc.... Waste of type fellas, that guy is going to be washing my car in a few years..

                                              ^^This stands unless he gets a job/deal like Kos did behind the UFC mic... Charity from the company basically.....

                                              Kos is about to scrap with Jake Ellenhamburger in UFC 184.. Can't wait to fade Kos... Patiently waiting for that line to come out!!!
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                                              • Killer_Demo
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 06-15-08
                                                • 8409

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                There's more talk about Schaub on this forum then any other fighter and I don't get it???

                                                Dude blows, about to get cut, just got ruined in his last fight, was never that good, etc.... Waste of type fellas, that guy is going to be washing my car in a few years..

                                                ^^This stands unless he gets a job/deal like Kos did behind the UFC mic... Charity from the company basically.....

                                                Kos is about to scrap with Jake Ellenhamburger in UFC 184.. Can't wait to fade Kos... Patiently waiting for that line to come out!!!
                                                Kos gonna whoop that ass!
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                                                • Beelzebubzy
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                                                  #59
                                                  What do you mean not that good?

                                                  He beat UFC heavyweights.
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                                                  • JIBBBY
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                                                    • 12-10-09
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                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by Killer_Demo
                                                    Kos gonna whoop that ass!
                                                    Kos is gonna be washing my car right next B Schaub in a few.... Kos really was bad commentating and I'm no so convinced he gets his job back after this loss to Burger...

                                                    I will say this for Kos as he's probably a better fighter then commentator and that's not saying much...

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                                                    • Killer_Demo
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                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                      Kos is gonna be washing my car right next B Schaub in a few.... Kos really was bad commentating and I'm no so convinced he gets his job back after this loss to Burger...

                                                      I will say this for Kos as he's probably a better fighter then commentator and that's not saying much...

                                                      http://www.mmamania.com/2014/12/2/73...os-angeles-mma
                                                      Kos is the man. Fresno!
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                                                      • Thor4140
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                                                        • 02-09-08
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                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by MD
                                                        Bigfoot, Mir, Rothwell, Nelson, Arlovski... maybe even Barnett with the right gameplan.

                                                        He was top 15 on Saturday night, his "#11" ranking was right next to his name on the broadcast. No idea why he was removed, if someone simply overtook him they'd have a green arrow next to their name.
                                                        He Isn't beating any of those guys except the other chin dead fighter Arlovski
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                                                        • JIBBBY
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                                                          • 12-10-09
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                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by Beelzebubzy
                                                          What do you mean not that good?

                                                          He beat UFC heavyweights.
                                                          29 years old b day boy Beelz!!!! Congrats... Beelz in his physical prime now and it must be nice, 30 years creeping up though from this point forward.. Enjoy now Beezly because it's all down hill after 30 bud.....

                                                          ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

                                                          Ummmm.. B Schaub, no not that good.. Why you ask?

                                                          In his last 6 fights since 2011 he has won just 2.. Matt Mitrone by sub, and Lavar Johnson by decision.. Woopie!!! Got lit up like a Christmas tree in the other 4... UFC will cut his arse if he he doesn't win his next me tinks..

                                                          I was foolish enough to bet on him in this last event.. Big mistake as he kinda sucks..
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                                                          • MD
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 01-31-12
                                                            • 9728

                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                            There's more talk about Schaub on this forum then any other fighter and I don't get it???

                                                            Dude blows, about to get cut, just got ruined in his last fight, was never that good, etc.... Waste of type fellas, that guy is going to be washing my car in a few years..

                                                            ^^This stands unless he gets a job/deal like Kos did behind the UFC mic... Charity from the company basically.....

                                                            Kos is about to scrap with Jake Ellenhamburger in UFC 184.. Can't wait to fade Kos... Patiently waiting for that line to come out!!!
                                                            Ignore listed.
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                                                            • marzwoody
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                                                              #65
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                                                              • JIBBBY
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                                                                • 12-10-09
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                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by MD
                                                                Ignore listed.
                                                                MD pal, you ain't ignoring shit, you would get lonely on this forum if it wasn't for me and you know this.. Don't start lying now and go from bad to worse..

                                                                Tantrum MD...


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                                                                • mirinquads
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                                                                  #67
                                                                  Ellen HAMburger.. How do you come up with this stuff jib?
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                                                                  • Vaughany
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                                                                    • 03-07-10
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                                                                    #68
                                                                    hahahahah

                                                                    Jibb is genius
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                                                                    • Vaughany
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                                                                      • 03-07-10
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                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                                      Kos is gonna be washing my car right next B Schaub in a few.... Kos really was bad commentating and I'm no so convinced he gets his job back after this loss to Burger...

                                                                      I will say this for Kos as he's probably a better fighter then commentator and that's not saying much...

                                                                      http://www.mmamania.com/2014/12/2/73...os-angeles-mma
                                                                      Think Kos is doin jus fine JIbb!

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                                                                      • Vaughany
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                                                                        • 03-07-10
                                                                        • 45563

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                                        There's more talk about Schaub on this forum then any other fighter and I don't get it???

                                                                        Dude blows, about to get cut, just got ruined in his last fight, was never that good, etc.... Waste of type fellas, that guy is going to be washing my car in a few years..

                                                                        ^^This stands unless he gets a job/deal like Kos did behind the UFC mic... Charity from the company basically.....

                                                                        Kos is about to scrap with Jake Ellenhamburger in UFC 184.. Can't wait to fade Kos... Patiently waiting for that line to come out!!!
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