Why Brendan Schaub Will Be HW Champ In 2015

**Sacrelicious** · 11-10-14, 03:27 PM

Have we gotten confirmation on his hog? I know he talks about it a lot but that may be due to insecurity about a small hog.

**marzwoody** · 11-10-14, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by Sacrelicious

Have we gotten confirmation on his hog? I know he talks about it a lot but that may be due to insecurity about a small hog.

This is a good point but my sources tell me that Bryan Callen has seen it up close and possibly felt it, and can confirm that it is above average.

**Sacrelicious** · 11-10-14, 03:38 PM

If interm titles count, I think the odds of schaub holding a belt in 2015 are greater than 85 percent.

**mirinquads** · 11-10-14, 03:54 PM

Average at best dick bandits

**PunisherIND** · 11-10-14, 04:13 PM

i cant take these little queer threads anymore. do you f@gs get a nice chuckle when you create these threads?

i've come to expect it from sacko, the fat little fanook that he is. is this going to be a thing for you too marz?

**Vaughany** · 11-10-14, 05:11 PM

"Fat little fanook"!!!

MD · 11-10-14, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by PunisherIND

i cant take these little queer threads anymore. do you f@gs get a nice chuckle when you create these threads?

i've come to expect it from sacko, the fat little fanook that he is. is this going to be a thing for you too marz?

You get rid of JIBBBY, I'll get rid of Sac.

One way or another.

**mmaed** · 11-10-14, 05:16 PM

Yo mama will be heavyweight champion.

MD · 11-10-14, 05:21 PM

This one's for you Pun.

**Vaughany** · 11-10-14, 05:51 PM

Haha i did jury duty...was tedious

**marzwoody** · 11-10-14, 07:46 PM

Big Brown used to bang Ronda Rousey. might of got superpowers from her

**JIBBBY** · 11-10-14, 08:08 PM

Originally posted by marzwoody

Big Brown used to bang Ronda Rousey. might of got superpowers from her

Can you confirm this?.. I was betting on Rhonda Rousey always being a closet muff diver with a licker license and not even a switch hitter from the plate..

**Tommy Blingshyne** · 11-10-14, 11:40 PM

the thing about sac's threads is, you know hes just joking around even though theyre horribly unfunny, w/ marz, you get the idea hell try and claim one of these retarded threads as a serious wager if it actually hits whereas when they lose, obviously it was a joke thread (also, horribly unfunny btw)...

**Ron_Paul_2012** · 11-10-14, 11:42 PM

Originally posted by Tommy Blingshyne

the thing about sac's threads is, you know hes just joking around even though theyre horribly unfunny, w/ marz, you get the idea hell try and claim one of these retarded threads as a serious wager if it actually hits whereas when they lose, obviously it was a joke thread (also, horribly unfunny btw)...

**Vaughany** · 11-11-14, 05:33 AM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

Can you confirm this?.. I was betting on Rhonda Rousey always being a closet muff diver with a licker license and not even a switch hitter from the plate..

Well, you've just lost your bet then Jibbbehh. She went out with her old coach Henry Akins for a while then dumped him when she got famous so no she isnt a 100% muff diver, but obviously she may dabble now and again.

For a few months Schaub and Rousey were together all the time, went to Costa Rica together and were going to award shows together so one can assume he was bangin her. When they did podcasts together they alluded to it as well...she basically said in one episode that she would kill him if he said he fancied another woman in UFC

**JIBBBY** · 11-11-14, 10:44 AM

^^ It's all a show V.. They are all just friends.. Pics of them having sex or it didn't happen.. Lol..

**Vaughany** · 11-11-14, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

^^ It's all a show V.. They are all just friends.. Pics of them having sex or it didn't happen.. Lol..

well, that can be arranged. Let me get in touch with Sideloaded

**marzwoody** · 11-11-14, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by Tommy Blingshyne

the thing about sac's threads is, you know hes just joking around even though theyre horribly unfunny, w/ marz, you get the idea hell try and claim one of these retarded threads as a serious wager if it actually hits whereas when they lose, obviously it was a joke thread (also, horribly unfunny btw)...

How course i will. how do you think legends are made?

MD · 11-11-14, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by marzwoody

How course i will. how do you think legends are made?

The kid has a point. Gabe got into the SBR Hall of Fame pulling far more egregious shit. Cheat to win.

**marzwoody** · 11-11-14, 04:39 PM

Originally posted by MD

The kid has a point. Gabe got into the SBR Hall of Fame pulling far more egregious shit. Cheat to win.

I want to be the very best at betting on MMA, like no one ever was.

To find the best lines is my real test, to go all in is my cause.

I travelled the internet, searching far and wide.

Each troll thread to understand, the power that's inside.

Underdogs gotta bet em its you and me. i know its my destiny.

Heavy favorites, your my best friend, in a bank roll we must defend.

Underdogs. a heart so true. hopefully my courage will pull me through.

You teach me and ill teach you, SBR MMA FORUM!

Every challenge along the way,

With courage I will face.

I will battle every day.

To claim my rightful place (As best thread maker on SBR)

Come with me, the time is right

There's no better MMA sub-forum in sight.

Arm in arm we'll win the fight.

It's always been our dream.

**marzwoody** · 11-12-14, 02:53 PM

bumo,

**marzwoody** · 11-12-14, 02:53 PM

sorry i meant bump.

MD · 11-12-14, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by marzwoody

bumo,

Marz, I liked it better when you weren't purposefully being a moron. Can't you jump off the Sac bandwaggon a bit early? Everyone would appreciate it.

**marzwoody** · 11-12-14, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by MD

Marz, I liked it better when you weren't purposefully being a moron. Can't you jump off the Sac bandwaggon a bit early? Everyone would appreciate it.

Ill try, but i can't make any promises.