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  • marzwoody
    SBR MVP
    • 01-03-14
    • 3902

    #1
    Free money parlay
    Cub swanson

    Ronda rousey

    Urijah faber

    Thank me later or suck a D
  • MD
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-31-12
    • 9728

    #2
    Originally posted by marzwoody
    Cub swanson

    Ronda rousey

    Urijah faber

    Thank me later or suck a D
    You run around the forum telling everyone how "positive" you are, how everyone hates on you for no reason, and how weird and freaky everyone is for making fun of you, and then you turn around and start yet another thread in which you act like a douchebag for no reason whatsoever. Makes me regret opening SBR today.

    I'm going to add you to the Jibby list and ignore most of your posts again. See you kiddo.
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    • marzwoody
      SBR MVP
      • 01-03-14
      • 3902

      #3
      Originally posted by MD
      You run around the forum telling everyone how "positive" you are, how everyone hates on you for no reason, and how weird and freaky everyone is for making fun of you, and then you turn around and start yet another thread in which you act like a douchebag for no reason whatsoever. Makes me regret opening SBR today.

      I'm going to add you to the Jibby list and ignore most of your posts again. See you kiddo.
      LOL Thank me later or suck a D really offended you MD? are you on your period? you have some serious issues. have hardly been on this forum in a month? better things to do with my time, like im busy right now. And its pretty obvious why i said "or suck a D" because whenever i give good advice i get retard comments like so, ^ hahaha but have fun on the forum. remember to bathe once in a while, the
      neighbours might complain.
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      • Vaughany
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 03-07-10
        • 45563

        #4
        I have faith marzy
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        • MD
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 01-31-12
          • 9728

          #5
          Originally posted by marzwoody
          LOL Thank me later or suck a D really offended you MD? are you on your period? you have some serious issues. have hardly been on this forum in a month? better things to do with my time, like im busy right now. And its pretty obvious why i said "or suck a D" because whenever i give good advice i get retard comments like so, ^ hahaha but have fun on the forum. remember to bathe once in a while, the
          neighbours might complain.
          It didn't offend me, I just think it makes you look like a moronic douche.

          As for your generic "go outside more derp" comments (that you make despite the fact that you post almost every day on this forum), ironically, I was away on a trip and haven't posted in around four days, which is why I so quickly jumped on you when I saw this thread; not posting on SBR for a while made me realize exactly how much of a c-nt some of the people on this forum are, yourself included. You're not a good guy, by any measure, and I'd honestly be ashamed if I were your friend. I actually started to soften to you a bit, because you being a c-nt became such an overwhelming normality that any slight improvement made me see you in a better light. My expectations for some of you people are disgustingly low.

          In person, I wouldn't spend any time trying to get along with such a worthless person who clearly can contribute nothing to my life, so why would I do it online? Better question: why am I even writing this reply when I can go smoke and watch Hannibal?

          Enjoy your thread. I'm sure it'll go great.
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          • Beelzebubzy
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-06-11
            • 6995

            #6
            Show me the bet ticket Marzy
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            • Lick496
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 12-07-11
              • 590

              #7
              Originally posted by Beelzebubzy
              Show me the bet ticket Marzy

              This
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              • Vaughany
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 03-07-10
                • 45563

                #8
                Will be like 5 squid, really no need!
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                • marzwoody
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-03-14
                  • 3902

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MD
                  It didn't offend me, I just think it makes you look like a moronic douche.

                  As for your generic "go outside more derp" comments (that you make despite the fact that you post almost every day on this forum), ironically, I was away on a trip and haven't posted in around four days, which is why I so quickly jumped on you when I saw this thread; not posting on SBR for a while made me realize exactly how much of a c-nt some of the people on this forum are, yourself included. You're not a good guy, by any measure, and I'd honestly be ashamed if I were your friend. I actually started to soften to you a bit, because you being a c-nt became such an overwhelming normality that any slight improvement made me see you in a better light. My expectations for some of you people are disgustingly low.

                  In person, I wouldn't spend any time trying to get along with such a worthless person who clearly can contribute nothing to my life, so why would I do it online? Better question: why am I even writing this reply when I can go smoke and watch Hannibal?

                  Enjoy your thread. I'm sure it'll go great.
                  Dude to long didn't read, i was busy painting the house as i wrote those comments, and you decide to lose your shit over it haha. wasent even directed at you in general, take my bet advice or don't, it doesn't really matter to me. you have a massive ego and pretty obvious you have emotional problems, stop writing long in depth comments to me as if you know me in anyway, its just embarrassing. i gave you a chance that one time to talk to me on xbox but you pussed out, you have no grasp on reality do you?
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                  • marzwoody
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-03-14
                    • 3902

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Beelzebubzy
                    Show me the bet ticket Marzy
                    Ok if u want buddy when i make the bet ill show you the picture
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                    • Beelzebubzy
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 06-06-11
                      • 6995

                      #11
                      Originally posted by marzwoody

                      Ok if u want buddy when i make the bet ill show you the picture
                      Do you expect any of those lines to improve in your favor?

                      Have you hit any of these new thread parlays yet?
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                      • marzwoody
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-03-14
                        • 3902

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Beelzebubzy
                        Do you expect any of those lines to improve in your favor?

                        Have you hit any of these new thread parlays yet?
                        No, a couple of days and i will do. i dnt expect the lines to improve at all, so get it while its this value i suppose.
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                        • MD
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 01-31-12
                          • 9728

                          #13
                          Originally posted by marzwoody
                          Dude to long didn't read, i was busy painting the house as i wrote those comments, and you decide to lose your shit over it haha. wasent even directed at you in general, take my bet advice or don't, it doesn't really matter to me. you have a massive ego and pretty obvious you have emotional problems, stop writing long in depth comments to me as if you know me in anyway, its just embarrassing. i gave you a chance that one time to talk to me on xbox but you pussed out, you have no grasp on reality do you?
                          Originally posted by marzwoody
                          You must of been fun to bully at school. say the slightest thing and you go off, even when its not directed at you. Lol. you should apply for big brother, but since your scared to show your face to anyone, or even talk to someone if its not through text on a keyboard that could be a problem im sitting here chilling playing MK and glance at this forum, see some long thing about a stranger saying "im not a good guy" because i typed something that hurt your fragile ego. get a grip man. haha
                          I figured we all stopped being too cool for an internet forum we post on regularly when we were 16.

                          Also, "i gave you a chance that one time to talk to me on xbox but you pussed out".
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                          • Das Jax
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 09-23-11
                            • 904

                            #14
                            Petty bickering aside... that's a lot of chalk for three-leg parlay that only yields .7 profit. If you toss out Faber and Rousey while adding Weidman at -200 (this line is a gift btw), you can increase that yield to 1.1 and at the same time reduce your exposure to a freak upset by a third.
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                            • marzwoody
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-03-14
                              • 3902

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Das Jax
                              Petty bickering aside... that's a lot of chalk for three-leg parlay that only yields .7 profit. If you toss out Faber and Rousey while adding Weidman at -200 (this line is a gift btw), you can increase that yield to 1.1 and at the same time reduce your exposure to a freak upset by a third.
                              Changed.
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                              • marzwoody
                                SBR MVP
                                • 01-03-14
                                • 3902

                                #16
                                Originally posted by MD
                                I figured we all stopped being too cool for an internet forum we post on regularly when we were 16.

                                Also, "i gave you a chance that one time to talk to me on xbox but you pussed out".
                                You have mental issues and need help. not gonna find it from me, so stop commenting at me pretending you would actually talk to me like this is real life lmao
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                                • PunisherIND
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 02-24-11
                                  • 4983

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by marzwoody
                                  Cub swanson

                                  Ronda rousey

                                  Urijah faber

                                  Thank me later or suck a D
                                  fockin amateur. this is how you do it



                                  1. 9/7/2014 1:00 PM NFL Football 471 Oakland Raiderz* +5 -110 vs New York Jets
                                  2. 6/25/2014 6:30 AM ATP Tennis 114 Jo-Wilfried Tzonga* -300 vs Sam Querrey
                                  3. 6/28/2014 11:59 PM UFC Fighting 2002 Cub Swanson* -250 vs Jeremy Stephens
                                  4. 7/5/2014 11:30 PM UFC Fighting 1102 Ronda Rousey* -900 vs Alexis Davis
                                  5. 7/5/2014 9:30 PM UFC Fighting 1502 Urijah Faber* -750 vs Alex Caceres
                                  Risking $550.00 To Win $1,918.15
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                                  • JIBBBY
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 12-10-09
                                    • 83686

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by PunisherIND
                                    fockin amateur. this is how you do it



                                    1. 9/7/2014 1:00 PM NFL Football 471 Oakland Raiderz* +5 -110 vs New York Jets
                                    2. 6/25/2014 6:30 AM ATP Tennis 114 Jo-Wilfried Tzonga* -300 vs Sam Querrey
                                    3. 6/28/2014 11:59 PM UFC Fighting 2002 Cub Swanson* -250 vs Jeremy Stephens
                                    4. 7/5/2014 11:30 PM UFC Fighting 1102 Ronda Rousey* -900 vs Alexis Davis
                                    5. 7/5/2014 9:30 PM UFC Fighting 1502 Urijah Faber* -750 vs Alex Caceres
                                    Risking $550.00 To Win $1,918.15
                                    I like bets 2 thru 5.. You're gonna have to wait til Sept to cash out if you win on football bet 1... Hope the bookie joint where you laid this play down is still in business by then Punisher buddy..
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                                    • PunisherIND
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 02-24-11
                                      • 4983

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                      I like bets 2 thru 5.. You're gonna have to wait til Sept to cash out if you win on football bet 1... Hope the bookie joint where you laid this play down is still in business by then Punisher buddy..
                                      shite, i didnt think about that.

                                      somebody told me if i parlay raiderz it would reduce the jews. so i've been parlaying them with everything!
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                                      • marzwoody
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-03-14
                                        • 3902

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by PunisherIND
                                        fockin amateur. this is how you do it



                                        1. 9/7/2014 1:00 PM NFL Football 471 Oakland Raiderz* +5 -110 vs New York Jets
                                        2. 6/25/2014 6:30 AM ATP Tennis 114 Jo-Wilfried Tzonga* -300 vs Sam Querrey
                                        3. 6/28/2014 11:59 PM UFC Fighting 2002 Cub Swanson* -250 vs Jeremy Stephens
                                        4. 7/5/2014 11:30 PM UFC Fighting 1102 Ronda Rousey* -900 vs Alexis Davis
                                        5. 7/5/2014 9:30 PM UFC Fighting 1502 Urijah Faber* -750 vs Alex Caceres
                                        Risking $550.00 To Win $1,918.15
                                        #Like a boss
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                                        • Vaughany
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 03-07-10
                                          • 45563

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by PunisherIND
                                          fockin amateur. this is how you do it



                                          1. 9/7/2014 1:00 PM NFL Football 471 Oakland Raiderz* +5 -110 vs New York Jets
                                          2. 6/25/2014 6:30 AM ATP Tennis 114 Jo-Wilfried Tzonga* -300 vs Sam Querrey
                                          3. 6/28/2014 11:59 PM UFC Fighting 2002 Cub Swanson* -250 vs Jeremy Stephens
                                          4. 7/5/2014 11:30 PM UFC Fighting 1102 Ronda Rousey* -900 vs Alexis Davis
                                          5. 7/5/2014 9:30 PM UFC Fighting 1502 Urijah Faber* -750 vs Alex Caceres
                                          Risking $550.00 To Win $1,918.15
                                          Hahhaa the newbz dont get this
                                          Hahhaa
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                                          • Beelzebubzy
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 06-06-11
                                            • 6995

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Vaughany
                                            Hahhaa the newbz dont get this
                                            Hahhaa
                                            the mainstays do though.

                                            Secondly, Pun is too jew to put 550 down. Thats a 5.50 bet he changed.
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                                            • Lick496
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 12-07-11
                                              • 590

                                              #23
                                              lol
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                                              • Ron_Paul_2012
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 01-31-13
                                                • 3953

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by marzwoody
                                                Ok if u want buddy when i make the bet ill show you the picture
                                                Sure. We both know that will never happen. Now get back to work!

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                                                • marzwoody
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 01-03-14
                                                  • 3902

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Ron_Paul_2012
                                                  Sure. We both know that will never happen. Now get back to work!
                                                  Say what? Click image for larger version

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                                                  • Ron_Paul_2012
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 01-31-13
                                                    • 3953

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Vaughany
                                                    Will be like 5 squid, really no need!
                                                    You hit the nail right on the head Vaughany. Notice anything missing on marzwoody's screen shot?
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                                                    • Wanna Bet On It?
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 11-17-11
                                                      • 1032

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by marzwoody
                                                      Say what? [ATTACH]70051[/ATTACH]
                                                      Your screencap is cut off.

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                                                      • marzwoody
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 01-03-14
                                                        • 3902

                                                        #28
                                                        Why would i show how much i bet? it could be the highest amount possible and you sad oysters would still be talking shit
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                                                        • marzwoody
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 01-03-14
                                                          • 3902

                                                          #29
                                                          why do i bother
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                                                          • Wanna Bet On It?
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 11-17-11
                                                            • 1032

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by marzwoody
                                                            Why would i show how much i bet? it could be the highest amount possible and you sad oysters would still be talking shit
                                                            #Saidnobodywith2balls&abankrollever
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                                                            • marzwoody
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 01-03-14
                                                              • 3902

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Wanna Bet On It?
                                                              #Saidnobodywith2balls&abankrollever
                                                              if you wanna show how much you bet on your bet tickets thats up to you kiddo.
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                                                              • marzwoody
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 01-03-14
                                                                • 3902

                                                                #32
                                                                WINNERZ WINNERS WINNERZ!
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                                                                • NunyaBidness
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 07-26-09
                                                                  • 9345

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Congrats on hitting those -1000 favorites, brah.
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                                                                  • marzwoody
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 01-03-14
                                                                    • 3902

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by NunyaBidness
                                                                    Congrats on hitting those -1000 favorites, brah.
                                                                    Considering i made the exact amount of money i bet i consider them succesful bets.

                                                                    Work on your trolling.
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                                                                    • NunyaBidness
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 07-26-09
                                                                      • 9345

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by marzwoody
                                                                      Considering i made the exact amount of money i bet
                                                                      Obviously a $0 bet wins $0.
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