UFC 171 Guaranteed Money

[marzwoody]

Dennis bermudez + Carlos Condit + danny Garcia

BOOM

[marzwoody]

Thank me later degens

[Vaughany]

marz is a GOD

[snufflyjoe]

Personally I'm staying well clear of the favourites on this card. I can see a path to victory for 80% of the dogs.

I actually like an exotic for this card (like a lucky 31/round Robin)

[Vaughany]

Personally I'm staying well clear of the favourites on this card. I can see a path to victory for 80% of the dogs.

I actually like an exotic for this card (like a lucky 31/round Robin)

My boii Marz is gonna have an exotic armenian lapdancer suckin on his sweaty hairy ballz whilst he countz his winningz

[Skel]

Personally I'm staying well clear of the favourites on this card. I can see a path to victory for 80% of the dogs.

Yes. I'm actually favoring Sanchez outright at this point and considering a play on Lawler. Woodley is a live dog as well.

[Bumdeal]

I don't understand why everyone is on Sanchez. Ya'll are gonna lose.

Bermudez is far from a lock

Have you ever even seen Alex Garcia fight? Or did you need a long odds pick to round out your super sharp parlay?

There's a chance Condit gets layed on for 3 rounds, Woodley has been setting the stage for a 15 minute bore fest in his recent interviews.. Condit can get too comfy off his back and give away rounds. Which I hope doesn't happen because I've already got cash on Condit

[Ron_Paul_2012]

I don't understand why everyone is on Sanchez. Ya'll are gonna lose.

Bermudez is far from a lock

Have you ever even seen Alex Garcia fight? Or did you need a long odds pick to round out your super sharp parlay?

There's a chance Condit gets layed on for 3 rounds, Woodley has been setting the stage for a 15 minute bore fest in his recent interviews.. Condit can get too comfy off his back and give away rounds. Which I hope doesn't happen because I've already got cash on Condit

Um.... He wrote Danny Garcia. You know? The UNDEFEATED boxer!

[Sykes]

90% of yaz are FOS.

[Ron_Paul_2012]

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[fitguy67]

if judges were intelligently guaging damage instead of mechanically tallying takedowns i'd go heavy on condit...cuz altho his TDD is crap, he--more than almost any other fighter--tends to dish out more punishment than he gets from there (and from damn-near every position, for that matter...15 minutes with Condit is like time spent in a continuous vegematic of fists, knees, and especially elbows)...

think of Hendricks being awarded the decision over Condit due to a huge lot of takedowns with almost no follow-up damage at all (to be fair, he tried to do something from them at first...but after eating plenty of elbows while on top, he decided to just keep lettin'em up and tak'emdown again...)

bumdeal's right...with the current state of takedown-tallying that passes for judging, someone like Condit is very likely to once again inflict more damange on his opponent and come out with the shitty end of the decision-stick

[marzwoody]

Um.... He wrote Danny Garcia. You know? The UNDEFEATED boxer!

Lol when trolling fails... i don't think he understands what gambling is. OF COURSE there's a CHANCE they could lose. that's why its called gambling. you could say what ifs for every fight, what a f-cking moron.

[Bumdeal]

Lol when trolling fails... i don't think he understands what gambling is. OF COURSE there's a CHANCE they could lose. that's why its called gambling. you could say what ifs for every fight, what a f-cking moron.

I still don't think you understand the mistake you made

[marzwoody]

I still don't think you understand the mistake you made

Dude.. its danny garcia the undefeated boxer not alex garcia from UFC you penetrating moron can you make yourself look like any more of a jackass?

[Bumdeal]

Dude.. its danny garcia the undefeated boxer not alex garcia from UFC you penetrating moron can you make yourself look like any more of a jackass?

Did you just... say I look like an idiot.... because you mixed up the fighters in your guaranteed money parlay?

[marzwoody]

Did you just... say I look like an idiot.... because you mixed up the fighters in your guaranteed money parlay?

Dude i think you must be retarded. you should see a doctor for that. go read ron pauls last comment until a lightbulb goes off in your little skull. take your time and try not to hurt yourself.

[Bumdeal]

So you're putting a -1300 boxer in your mma parlay? Alex Garcia would be a better idea.

You will get the hang of betting little guy, just get a few more years experience

[marzwoody]

So you're putting a -1300 boxer in your mma parlay? Alex Garcia would be a better idea.

You will get the hang of betting little guy, just get a few more years experience

Why not its guaranteed money. just stop commenting to me you make yourself look like a fool every time you do... took you this long to figure out i was betting on danny not alex you must have ear or brain damage stop communicating with me over the internet i feel myself getting dumber every time we do.

[eidolon]

Here are some picks:
Hednricks -330
Conduit -160
Shields +170
Diego Sanchez +155
Sean Strickland -140

[covertops]

I 100% agree with you here

[NunyaBidness]

Why not its guaranteed money.

If its guaranteed money why is it only -1300? How come no one else knows that its guaranteed money? How many lines of credit did you open to max this?

[Eman69]

Tonights UFC the dog's could easily win, one of those nights you could get lucky laying some cash on the dogs... especially Diego and Woodley or Sheilds... Lawler at +375 is a solid bet too, either way gonna be a helluva night!!!

Should be some barnburners tonight!!

[marzwoody]

If its guaranteed money why is it only -1300? How come no one else knows that its guaranteed money? How many lines of credit did you open to max this?

None. i'm not a degenerate loser like you. back in your cave Jabba. no one asked your opinion. stop coming here to tail me.

[marzwoody]

Tonights UFC the dog's could easily win, one of those nights you could get lucky laying some cash on the dogs... especially Diego and Woodley or Sheilds... Lawler at +375 is a solid bet too, either way gonna be a helluva night!!!

Should be some barnburners tonight!!

For sure! Cant wait!

[NunyaBidness]

None. i'm not a degenerate loser like you. back in your cave Jabba. no one asked your opinion. stop coming here to tail me.

Awesome confidence in this guaranteed money then, huh?

I bet you don't have $20 on it. Shit, you may not have $20 to your name.

[Bumdeal]

Yea -1300 in a <50$ parlay gets him about 30 cents with the liability of his entire parlay crashing. But he's got this sports getting thing all figured out so I'll stop posting in here. Byebye

[marzwoody]

Awesome confidence in this guaranteed money then, huh?

I bet you don't have $20 on it. Shit, you may not have $20 to your name.

So i don't have confidence in it because i'm not taking out lines of credit? makes sense Nunya. you and MD have the same flawed logic.

[marzwoody]

Awesome confidence in this guaranteed money then, huh?

I bet you don't have $20 on it. Shit, you may not have $20 to your name.

And where are your picks for this card? oh yea nowhere to be seen. your just criticizing other peoples with the ballz to post there's.

[NunyaBidness]

And where are your picks for this card? oh yea nowhere to be seen. your just criticizing other peoples with the ballz to post there's.

PM'd to all the people who matter.

You gotta be cool to eat out of my ricebowl.

[marzwoody]

PM'd to all the people who matter.

You gotta be cool to eat out of my ricebowl.

That's cute. i say your just a coward with a jealous grudge because you suck at cappin fights. i'm done with you. and ill bet you'll come crawling back to this thread if this parlay loses so predictable and hilarious how you think i care in any way. back to the oscars troll.

[NunyaBidness]

That's cute. i say your just a coward with a jealous grudge because you suck at cappin fights.

Why would I want to be good at capping fights? Sounds like a pretty useless skill.

[marzwoody]

Why would I want to be good at capping fights? Sounds like a pretty useless skill.

You sound like a pretty useless person. why are you still commenting?

[NunyaBidness]

You sound like a pretty useless person. why are you still commenting?

I thought you had me on ignore? Are you always dishonest? You should become a tout!

[Bumdeal]

*Checks PMs*

[NunyaBidness]

Sorry, I trade my picks for legal advice these days.

I could use someone to hang my gutters. PM me if interested.