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There is a fuxking tent in my employers parking lot
i work with the ultra heebs.
They are a slow group and the reason jews get a bad nameComment -
Heh. There was a lulzy episode on The League a couple of seasons back about Sukkot. I imagine they have the hut up for the "chol hameod" portion (the 4 secular days of work between the 2 religious days at the beginning and at the end). Have you seen them shake the palm leaves while holding the etrog (an uncircumsized lemon)? Gentiles must think we're penetrated.
The hut part is kinda cool. I like bringing chicks back to the hut. It's all fun and games to bring 'em back to the palace but it's nice to go back to your roots in the diaspora favelas. Chicks appreciate the different look... Similar to an alleyway but private, it gives off a unique rapey vibe.Comment -
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This thread needs a dancin banana.
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To be fair, SBR had plenty of profitable gamblers but the whole board except a few lone wolves decided to pay a subscription fee for MMA Oddsbreaker's premium service. Unfortunately, paid plays are 7-6-1 for -1.6 Units. That doesn't include the $50 per event fee either obviously (... $500 at this point).
(Source: Luca Fury on the oddscast: http://www.mmaoddsbreaker.com/news/t...odcast-part-1/; Card's summary post: http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/87008137-post827.html)
Lucky for me, I'm a stereotypical jew; I wouldn't tip $1 to a single mom waiting tables for 18 hours a day, let alone pay $50 for something that's been hemorrhaging money for its premium clients...Comment -
Eh, anyone can have a bad run. I think he's a pretty good 'capper. I'm the greatest MMA handicapper of all time, and lines move every time I look at them, and even I've been on a bad run recently.
I was about to say that it does get tiring to read the whole "SBR is a wasteland" thing he keeps bringing up, then I remembered who started it.
On a serious note, who do you like this weekend, WB? You're a stud son.Comment -
I'm not suggesting Luca isn't a "pretty good 'capper". My point wasn't really about him at all despite the satire. It was about his dig at the SBR community that there's no more than 3 profitable MMA gamblers, if that... There are many more than that off the top of my head. People in glasshouses shouldn't throw rocks. I like Luca but posts like that show a sense of inflated self-worth. I'm a scrawny jew with a full time job and yet I'm doing pretty good at betting this here UFCs (+$10,778 since I started the tracker). However, this is not about me; there are many more on SBR turning profits of various amounts.Eh, anyone can have a bad run. I think he's a pretty good 'capper. I'm the greatest MMA handicapper of all time, and lines move every time I look at them, and even I've been on a bad run recently.
I was about to say that it does get tiring to read the whole "SBR is a wasteland" thing he keeps bringing up, then I remembered who started it.
On a serious note, who do you like this weekend, WB? You're a stud son.
Yes, I did coin that "SBR is a wasteland for cerebral MMA discussion" (can't forget the cerebral!!!). However, I've undergone a metamorphosis from:
WB 1.0: Arrogant, self-absorbed jew with no self-awareness
WB 2.0: Repentant self-deprecating jew
WB 3.0: Tenacious lazy-capping jew here for the lulz
As for my bets, refer to WB 3.0.
..For realz, I'll have 'em up later on twitter/Sherdog. I'm not stroking myself off too much on the current lines though...Comment -
MD's inside info: Gustafsson has been training with Phil Davis, and Davis's wife tells me that Gustafsson's increased attacking ability will be too much for Jones.Comment -
lolI'm not suggesting Luca isn't a "pretty good 'capper". My point wasn't really about him at all despite the satire. It was about his dig at the SBR community that there's no more than 3 profitable MMA gamblers, if that... There are many more than that off the top of my head. People in glasshouses shouldn't throw rocks. I like Luca but posts like that show a sense of inflated self-worth. I'm a scrawny jew with a full time job and yet I'm doing pretty good at betting this here UFCs (+$10,778 since I started the tracker). However, this is not about me; there are many more on SBR turning profits of various amounts.
Yes, I did coin that "SBR is a wasteland for cerebral MMA discussion" (can't forget the cerebral!!!). However, I've undergone a metamorphosis from:
WB 1.0: Arrogant, self-absorbed jew with no self-awareness
WB 2.0: Repentant self-deprecating jew
WB 3.0: Tenacious lazy-capping jew here for the lulz
As for my bets, refer to WB 3.0.
..For realz, I'll have 'em up later on twitter/Sherdog. I'm not stroking myself off too much on the current lines though...
can support this. Wannabetsuckonit has gone from being the People's Chump to the People's Champ!Comment -
too much movement on Mitrione. Opened as a dog, then pk, then now as faves.Comment -
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Fockin buried.
Ah well, at the very least I made a pretty badass curry to eat while I lost 10 units, even managed to get some fresh kaffir leaf imported.
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Mitrione didnt seem to be taking it seriously. Just standing there smiling and grinning. Im also surprised that Thor hasnt suggested that he threw the fight! He was saying something to Schaub just before Schaub locked in the d'arce!
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Nice hit on gagnon SotnComment -
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hope you guys can now understand what I was talking about.Comment -
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this was just about the only fight that went the way I expected
feels dirty inside, betting on schaub winning makes the night a bit less worseComment
