Norman Parke -130

[MD]

Two for one special tonight boys. Fade the steam if you dare.

[Sacrelicious]

Holy linemovement batman!

Just hit it.

[MD]

Missed the first two rounds. Score?

[Sacrelicious]

20-18.

I waas reluctant to play parke around -200; but damn -130 is a steal.

[Sacrelicious]

Should be an easy 29-28 for Parke.

[MD]

MD prints money. No prob guys.

[Sacrelicious]

Well played, the 30-27s were a bit odd though.

Can't believe Marcello actually lost to this can.

[Beelzebubzy]

Didn't play.
Nice job homie

[gabe]

Looks like you were tailing all my plays tonight. Respek.

[MD]

Looks like you were tailing all my plays tonight. Respek.

Nah, sorry bro, been talking about the Parke and Kennedy bets for quite some time. Especially the Parke one.

[Grabaka]

Did you played Muñoz too? Man we did the same bets somewhat.....you copied me i think...lol

[Grabaka]

Naaah im joking bud Well done it looks like we cashed big!

Havent talied but i think im over +30 units tonight.

Lets see if Gabe counts my wins into my records. Otherwise i will fire him.

[MD]

I was on Boetsch. F-cking Boetsch. When I saw Munoz running up the stairs at the weigh-ins, I suspected that I was done. Hedged out live pretty big but still took a loss.

[PunisherIND]

the purpose of this thread is primarily to discuss Norman Parke at -130. however, we will also discuss pressing issues in the mma sub-forum community.

the discussions are to be conducted much like a legal proceeding. we will start with a discovery phase, where we can exchange relevant documents and information, and take deposition of parties. we will then have a trial wherein the forum members will serve as the jury.

however, unlike your traditional legal forum, respondents will be presumed to be guilty of any reasonable allegations, until disproven. this is the law of the interwebz.

we would prefer that allegations be supported by some semblance of evidence, circumstantial or otherwise. however, it is not necessary. bare bone allegations may suffice.

all discussion must be cerebral. this is a strict rule that must be followed.

[Beelzebubzy]

I disagree that parke should be -130

md is a phaget.
I am looking forward to a Mighty Mouse write up. He is a winnerz


has
md ever smoke a rooster?

[MD]

MD is a phaget, but he's the GoAT MMA handicapper.

Yours sincerely,
Tim Kennedy -144

[Vaughany]

"pick me pick me"!

[Beelzebubzy]

MD is a phaget, but he's the GoAT MMA handicapper.

Yours sincerely,
Tim Kennedy -144

We need a swimmer sample.

V will be doing a tasting to confirm

[PunisherIND]

a brief recapitulation of the proceedings to date:

case no. 1: the issue was whether sacko is a fat sauce-lovin bastid. based on previous admissions made by sacko, it was decided that he is indeed a man boobed cherub.

case no. 2: an allegation has been lodged by sideloaded against MD, that MD is the deviant also known as marcusd72. sideloaded has presented credible evidence that marcusd72 has established a pattern of visiting quasi-homosexual websites and donating ejaculatory fluids to said websites. perhaps most damning, sideloaded has indicated that a recent video posted by MD, which is emblazoned with a watermark that reads "MD", was also posted by none other than marcusd72 on a bodybuilding forum. circumstantially, it is hard to ignore the fact that Marcus D. has the initials "MD". moreover, a disinterested party, beelzebubz has pointedly remarked that MD's forte is a sport that is inherently homosexual, and he has shown a proclivity of analyzing techniques and subtle intricacies of man-on-man action.

case no. 2 shall proceed with additional evidence to be presented, and further arguments, if any, to be made by the parties.

[MD]

a brief recapitulation of the proceedings to date:

case no. 1: the issue was whether sacko is a fat sauce-lovin bastid. based on previous admissions made by sacko, it was decided that he is indeed a man boobed cherub.

case no. 2: an allegation has been lodged by sideloaded against MD, that MD is the deviant also known as marcusd72. sideloaded has presented credible evidence that marcusd72 has established a pattern of visiting quasi-homosexual websites and donating ejaculatory fluids to said websites. perhaps most damning, sideloaded has indicated that a recent video posted by MD, which is emblazoned with a watermark that reads "MD", was also posted by none other than marcusd72 on a bodybuilding forum. circumstantially, it is hard to ignore the fact that Marcus D. has the initials "MD". moreover, a disinterested party, beelzebubz has pointedly remarked that MD's forte is a sport that is inherently homosexual, and he has shown a proclivity of analyzing techniques and subtle intricacies of man-on-man action.

case no. 2 shall proceed with additional evidence to be presented, and further arguments, if any, to be made by the parties.

Objection! I posted a .gif, not a video. I demand this case be thrown out as it was presented under false prenatal's or something.

[PaperTrail07]

[PunisherIND]

Objection! I posted a .gif, not a video. I demand this case be thrown out as it was presented under false prenatal's or something.

objection is duly noted, and dismissed. we strive to present an accurate description of the facts and allegations, however, minor inaccuracies shall not have a material impact on the case and shall not serve as the basis for a mistrial.

in any event, in this case, the "gif" referred to contained moving images and is therefore considered a video for our purposes.

[MD]

objection is duly noted, and dismissed. we strive to present an accurate description of the facts and allegations, however, minor inaccuracies shall not have a material impact on the case and shall not serve as the basis for a mistrial.

in any event, in this case, the "gif" referred to contained moving images and is therefore considered a video for our purposes.

I would like to present to the court the time-honoured legal tradition of "TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE".

http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/1524585-what-up-these-sbr-ads.html

It's a sad day when a man can't donate wave after wave of his own semen without someone accusing him of something negative.

[PunisherIND]

I would like to present to the court the time-honoured legal tradition of "TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE".

http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/1524585-what-up-these-sbr-ads.html

It's a sad day when a man can't donate wave after wave of his own semen without someone accusing him of something negative.

for the record, the "takes one to know one" argument IS recognized in this tribunal.

as are the defenses of "i know you are, but what am i", and "liar, liar, pants on fire".

[sideloaded]

I would like to present to the court the time-honoured legal tradition of "TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE".

http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/1524585-what-up-these-sbr-ads.html

It's a sad day when a man can't donate wave after wave of his own semen without someone accusing him of something negative.

Took you that long to find that? Guess you missed post 97 Marcus http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/152...l#post13468221

[MD]

Took you that long to find that? Guess you missed post 97 Marcus http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/152...l#post13468221

I've known about that thread for ages, it's been brought up like three times in this subforum.

[sideloaded]

How deep does the troll hole go Marcus?

[sideloaded]

I've known about that thread for ages, it's been brought up like three times in this subforum.

Everyone in mma knows about that troll post on the UG. Well except you. You didnt watch mma in 2010. Suprised it worked so well on sbr

[MD]

Everyone in mma knows about that troll post on the UG. Well except you. You didnt watch mma in 2010. Suprised it worked so well on sbr

Yeah, you're a really big deal.

[sideloaded]

Yeah, you're a really big deal.

You wanna f-cking push it Marcus?

[MD]

You wanna f-cking push it Marcus?

Don't dox me bro, I'm sitting over here in London terrified of what comes next.

[sideloaded]

Don't dox me bro, I'm sitting over here in London terrified of what comes next.

Not London breah.

[MD]

Not London breah.

Marcus's tea review page thing lists London brah. At least keep up to date on your marcusd72 info.

[sideloaded]

you bore me

[Beelzebubzy]

Where do you cap Mighty Mouse