Dude is one of the few reasons I even still have an account here and check in. Its been boring without him. He is a legend, an icon, a hall of famer, he is a god. No Defacto no me. Sign here if you agree with me.
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Don't you mean gabes other accountComment -
He has at least 1 maybe 2 ghost accounts and still posting through those...Comment -
this forum on occasion ...is really fuking weirdComment -
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Lets be honest. You want his balls in or around your mouth.Comment -
Oh! Fighting words buddy!!Comment -
I never suspected DFC as a Gabe ghost...Comment -
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No, I just appreciate Greatness when it is found. Dude is an alpha like me, like Arnie S.Originally posted by Rubber GuardComment -
greatness with a capitol "G"?Originally posted by rocky16
ok, ok, you want them directly in your mouth.Comment -
Guy, you are simply jealous because you can't understand what makes a man an alpha. You've been Beta your whole life. Eating Cheetos and drinking Mountain Dews will do that to a person. Fat doughy kids using "balls in mouth" jokes and giggling like little girls on their computers. Stick with me pal, and you'll finally score some gash thats escaped you up until this point.Originally posted by Rubber GuardComment -
lolOriginally posted by rocky16
I miss defacto too. What a penetrating nut that guy is.Comment -
He makes defacto and then totally flops and makes fenster? I dont buy that. Its like making a picasso and then dolan the duckOriginally posted by Educ8d Degener8Comment -
you're right, the alpha move is to start a thread crying how you miss your online boyfriendOriginally posted by rocky16
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Yeah, Fenster had all the markingOriginally posted by Grabaka
of Gabe. DFC... Not so much.Comment -
Alphas stick together. I am concerned for Defacto's well being. Kid might have got fed up with all the Beta's around here and retired on top of the world. Who knows, but we need more alphaness and it starts with his return. Instead of making jokes maybe you should aid in his glorious return.Originally posted by THE_LOCKSMITHyou're right, the alpha move is to start a thread crying how you miss your online boyfriendComment -
Pal, my jew shrink agrees. Had him on the horn earlier. Says I need to use the breathing techniques he taught me to calm down. Says thats just how "niqqas roll." Says that people "confuse" his beanie with a towel. "Swears" its not used to cover his bald spot.Originally posted by THE_LOCKSMITHyou're right, the alpha move is to start a thread crying how you miss your online boyfriendComment -
Told him I wanted to starch the niqqa in the cafe. Phaget ate up all the fried chicken. Had 7 trays of it. Told him just because he was niqqa didn't mean he could steal all the fried chicken. Paid with his EBT card was what set me over the edge. Been rolling ice cubes around my temples for hours. Can't make it up.Comment -
LOL You guys aren't the brightest tools in the shed. Anybody with an IQ above room temperature can tell you rocky is defacto.
My ghost account was Vitooch.Comment -
Nah. Vidouche also did his own videos (sans weed and with fewer references to his cuzins).Originally posted by gabe
The only thing that would make me believe it is that the kid was pretty awful at betting recommendations (I remember he went 0-7 one week and that included some chalky favs) so he'd be a great ghost to keep the Gaberz Winnerz rate at as close to 100% as possible. Gaberz split the good/bad picks into two accounts like publicly traded banks do with good & bad financial assets.
Yeah, I can see him being either a spinoff of toxic assets at The Bank of Gaberz & Cuzins or else a Bouncy Castle business partner after his infamously awful night.Comment -
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My ghost account was Jesus Christ.
Everyone knew that right ?Comment -
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Everyone but the Heebs.Originally posted by BIGDAYComment -
lol ghost accounts = sad lifeComment -
Pal, this reminds me of the time me and my bro escaped prison. Took a fat lady banker hostage. Blew up a convenient store. Checked into a motel. Got hungry so went for burgers. My bro kills the hostage. Fukk guy, I need more hostages. See this dude roll up in a RMV. Kidnap him and his family. Guy has a chinaman for a son. Whatever. Kid can't even speak Korean. We have them drive us over the Mexican border. Hit up this strip club. Drinking some tequila. Watching some chick dance. Place turns into a vampire fest. Fukking chomo vampires everywhere. Sloot vampire starts eating my bro. Shit pally that was not a good day I can tell you that much. Not a good ending.Originally posted by gabeComment -
Pal, didn't you just say you had a ghost account? Can't make this shit up.Originally posted by gabeComment -
*Slow clap* You're giving me a DFC res-erection.Originally posted by rocky16Comment -
Defockto, where u been pal? Nice to see you back!Originally posted by rocky16Comment -
yeah, i wasn't serious about it lolOriginally posted by rocky16
i think you fellas take my word for gospel.Comment -
lol you guys are finally catching on, way to go.Originally posted by GrabakaComment -
I though so when he did his first niqqa impressionation but to me its crazy this ghosts thang so i guess i didnt wanted to believe.Comment -
yeah i know, this whole ghosts and trolls internet shit is too much to keep up withOriginally posted by GrabakaComment
