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  • pouyasophy
    SBR MVP
    • 01-11-13
    • 1665

    #1
    Odds on sideloaded
    Odds Sideloaded is a virgin: -800
    Odds Sideloaded lives with mom: -500
    Odds Sideloaded has a job +500
    Odds Sideloaded wacks it to women's MMA because he can't figure out how to use free porn: +400

    Odds Sideloaded is older than 15: +300
    Odds Sideloaded even bets on fights: +500
  • Sacrelicious
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-29-12
    • 5984

    #2
    Vaughany for mod.
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    • MD
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 01-31-12
      • 9728

      #3
      Originally posted by pouyasophy
      Odds Sideloaded is a virgin: -800
      Odds Sideloaded lives with mom: -500
      Odds Sideloaded has a job +500
      Odds Sideloaded wacks it to women's MMA because he can't figure out how to use free porn: +400

      Odds Sideloaded is older than 15: +300
      Odds Sideloaded even bets on fights: +500
      Will you take SBR points wagers?
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      • pouyasophy
        SBR MVP
        • 01-11-13
        • 1665

        #4
        Originally posted by MD
        Will you take SBR points wagers?
        I don't value my points very much...make me any offer and i'll most likely accept the bet
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        • MD
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 01-31-12
          • 9728

          #5
          Originally posted by pouyasophy
          I don't value my points very much...make me any offer and i'll most likely accept the bet
          I'll take "Sideloaded is older than 15 +300" for everything you have. Do you have points in the sportsbook? Your 112 points on your account + whatever is in your sportsbook. Bet is graded by Sideloaded posting a screenshot of any wager he's made in the last month (since you need to be over 18 to even get money to a sportsbook). No screenshot, no action. If he outright says he -cannot- post a screenshot, or refuses to, you cash. Deal? Also, let me know how many points you have in your sportsbook please.
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          • pouyasophy
            SBR MVP
            • 01-11-13
            • 1665

            #6
            Originally posted by MD
            I'll take "Sideloaded is older than 15 +300" for everything you have. Do you have points in the sportsbook? Your 112 points on your account + whatever is in your sportsbook. Bet is graded by Sideloaded posting a screenshot of any wager he's made in the last month (since you need to be over 18 to even get money to a sportsbook). No screenshot, no action. If he outright says he -cannot- post a screenshot, or refuses to, you cash. Deal? Also, let me know how many points you have in your sportsbook please.
            lol I was obviously exaggerating....to be fair though, I'll give you +300 at 33 points to win 100 if he's over 18...but sideloaded has to be a team player and prove he's old enough to buy cigarettes
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            • MD
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 01-31-12
              • 9728

              #7
              Originally posted by pouyasophy
              lol I was obviously exaggerating....to be fair though, I'll give you +300 at 33 points to win 100 if he's over 18...but sideloaded has to be a team player and prove he's old enough to buy cigarettes
              Deal. Screenshot of any wager he's made in the last month cashes?
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              • sideloaded
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-21-10
                • 7561

                #8
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                • Wanna Bet On It?
                  SBR MVP
                  • 11-17-11
                  • 1032

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MD
                  Deal. Screenshot of any wager he's made in the last month cashes?
                  Your prop betting skills are soft, MD. You're taking Sideloaded is older than 18 @ +300 with confirmation by bet slips when "Sideloaded even actually bets MMA" is @ +500.

                  I'm fading MD next time he makes an obscure prop bet on some weirdo on SBR: MD wanna bet on Wanna Bet an MD vs not an MD?
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                  • sideloaded
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-21-10
                    • 7561

                    #10
                    and on the board I posted
                    emanual Newton before the fight
                    David Rickles before the fight
                    Chilemba before the fight
                    Alverado before the fight
                    Chris Spang before the fight
                    Pablo Garze before the fight
                    Pickett before the fight
                    Mittrione before the fight


                    all the while you're posting -25 unit LOCKS and winners AFTER the fight

                    Even hit a +825 straight UP
                    GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    Last edited by sideloaded; 04-01-13, 09:02 AM.
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                    • MD
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 01-31-12
                      • 9728

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Wanna Bet On It?
                      Your prop betting skills are soft, MD. You're taking Sideloaded is older than 18 @ +300 with confirmation by bet slips when "Sideloaded even actually bets MMA" is @ +500.

                      I'm fading MD next time he makes an obscure prop bet on some weirdo on SBR: MD wanna bet on Wanna Bet an MD vs not an MD?
                      It was free either way. I have faith in Loader.

                      Anyway, Pouya, you can pay me two points a day to this post, since you're not pro and can only send two points a day. Thanks.
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                      • MD
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 01-31-12
                        • 9728

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Wanna Bet On It?
                        I'm fading MD next time he makes an obscure prop bet on some weirdo on SBR: MD wanna bet on Wanna Bet an MD vs not an MD?
                        Odds?
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                        • Wanna Bet On It?
                          SBR MVP
                          • 11-17-11
                          • 1032

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MD
                          Odds?
                          MD/not MD @ -1000/+1000

                          Parlay that with Wanna Bet is a shifty Jew who will somehow end up my SBR points by falsifying information at -5000/+5000.

                          See, I'm super honest. I didn't even charge you Jewce.
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                          • MD
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 01-31-12
                            • 9728

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Wanna Bet On It?
                            MD/not MD @ -1000/+1000

                            Parlay that with Wanna Bet is a shifty Jew who will somehow end up my SBR points by falsifying information at -5000/+5000.

                            See, I'm super honest. I didn't even charge you Jewce.
                            I'll probably take the -1000. How do we grade?
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                            • Wanna Bet On It?
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-17-11
                              • 1032

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MD
                              I'll probably take the -1000. How do we grade?
                              By all means take it. I'll just unveil that I'm actually Zach Braff from Scrubs and collect my SBR points.

                              To be honest I was hoping you'd take the +1000 bait so I could bust out my medical certificate from FakeMDeez.ru.

                              The line climbed to -5000 in the interim... Since I have no self-portraits from Scrubs with my rapist mask on, & you have only ~100 points to gamble with... here you go ^^^^

                              **Line's closed boys**
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                              • Sacrelicious
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 11-29-12
                                • 5984

                                #16
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                                • gabe
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-12-11
                                  • 7405

                                  #17
                                  stop entertaining this pathetic loser with no life and no friends.
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